How does one apply for residency in the Village...

1. A letter from your doctor stating you are certifiably insane.

2. Promise to send chocolates to Anamanda

3. You must be gainfully employed or self-employed within the village.

4. Promise to send chocolates to Anamanda

5. An already established villager may choose to employ you or you may start up your own business.

6. Promise to send chocolates to Anamanda

7. You cannot open a business in direct competition with another villager.

8. Promise to send chocolates to Anamanda

The current residents and their positions are recorded elsewhere. The map on the front page will tell you most things you need to know. It is a very flexible village and even the dragons are well-behaved.

You might also consider joining the GOFC. Gang of Female Cutthroats. A most blood thirsty bunch who frequently consign trolls to the depths of the ocean via plank walking. Pick out your eyepatch from Skye, the ship's chandler.

The bylaws for that are also available but to be safe, send chocolates to Anamanda and all will be well.

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