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The Village Dunnyman, Dafrhi, is the collector of honey buckets, sorter and remover of human effluent.

He has available a state-of-the-art Dunny King 2000 sewerage purification unit. It takes raw sewerage and produces... purer sewerage... the essence, as it were.

He not only collects offal of an excremental nature but is also willing to handle offal of the human sort for purification or disposal, as required.

Professional services are offered i.e. emptying the chamber pots, thunder mugs, etc.; unstopping the biffy, loo or WC; dunging out the outhouse or bog.

Even the mucking out of stables or other facilities occupied by animals real, mythical, magical or imaginary is undertaken.

The disposal site is far downwind of the Village, with enough area to also establish a dump or disposal heap, so to speak, where one might discard of that offal (excremental or human) which resists purification.

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