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They don't call him "The Great One" for nothing, friends. This MFO salute is going to the greatest Sports Player EVER. Don't think he is the best sports guy ever? FUCK YOU, he holds the record for most records held in any sport. Eat that you naysaying fucker.

Now what should I say about Wayne Gretzky... hmm how about 

50 GOALS IN 39 GAMES or maybe I should say...
92 GOALS IN A SEASON hmm, I could go on like this for years but that wouldn't be that funny... just know, however, that I did consider just posting Wayne's career stats in the NHL and calling that the whole article. I mean, lord knows that would have been justified as his stats alone are enough to make you drop that fancy drink you're sharing with your uppity rich aunt who always kisses you and makes you feel uncomfortable.

Stupid Rich Assholes.

Anyways, the stats idea wasn't that funny so I've decided to show you pictures of when me and wayne hung out.

 

Click on the thumbnail for the full picture AND the full story.


 


 

Well thats the end, if you're lucky I'll find more pics but this is it for now.