Chretien grabs some neck.

        After hearing through political word of mouth of how president J. Chretien tried to strangle an interviewer, whether it was interviewer Larry King or not is unsure, my valued respect for that man has doubled.

        Strangling someone with your bare hands is an incredably savage way to hurt somebody. Savage, but not barbaric. See, when strangling someone you must have the science-tific/biological knowledge that blood travels between the heart and the head, through tubes called viens, through this neck, as well as air from the lungs. Punching is more a simple fast moving fist into their face causes them to get hit in the face fast. When you strangle someone your initial goal isnt to quickly deal with their ugly face, or, "hurt" them, ...try it on yourself right now, its more uncomfortable (similar to, say, your dad running his fingers through your hair, or putting on jams that are too small) than painful the way getting a presidential hit in the face is painful. A punch is barbaric, as seen when we travel back in time with our imagenations and note early barbarians with rounded stumps at the end of their arms (for punching).

        Now Jean, a smarter way of solving this problem of Larry King declaring he's more rough and tough then you are (which is an f-1 full force lie), is to combine the two and punch him in the front of the neck. People dont realize that when you punch someone in the face, their face is made of bones, and bones are very much like hard rocks, which are very much like iron support beams in your house, and you dont go around punching those when your mad at the world do you? No. Now feel the front of your neck. soft, warm, theres something in there alright, maybe a little furry if your a man and grow beards, its kind of like the belly of a dog, and have you ever tried to punch one of those? Alot more effective then punching a dog in the face any day! It just makes sense. But nobody knows that. Just like using a beautiful bird feather as a book mark. Its free, beautiful, and no ones going to steal it from you... but does anyone think to do so? No.

            In conclusion we Canadian citizens should feel honored that our leader isnt a brute rock punching idiot, but rather a science friendly humanitarian who would rather make Larry sweat, then French Fury his face off.     RJ

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