Creestor's Corner
hello, it is I, the all knowing Creestor. Well, I just want to say I was not all
knowing this weekend, but I did eventually know all, and sort through all, and all
is known and pretty much ok now. Saturday night was fun, holy shit, it was lots of
fun. We went out to dumb ass Tooty's fake ass keg, that he didnt even own, like he
said he did. Crazy Will and PharmaClay were the only ones drinking from it, cause we had to drive.
We decided to smoke some while we were there, so we went to Stevies's car. Someone, I
dont remember who, and for good reason, asked for the wrench pocket knife contraption.
I spotted it in the trunk, and while i was bending down to go get it, I guess Steven decided the search for it was off after about 4 seconds, and gave up trying to shut the trunk door. Little did they know MY HEAD WAS IN THE FUCKING WAY. Bastards, I tell
you. So there I was with a hurt head, sitting there in pain, so I did what any normal
human being would do, I said, "fuck it, lets smoke". True words from a true thug, RIP tupac.
So a few minutes into it, my head was kind of hurting, and I wanted to feel if there was a
bump, so when I went up to reach for it, I felt wetness, and knew I was fucked. When I brought
my hand back down, it had blood on it. I told the guys to look at it, and they said it wasn't
that bad, so I didnt think that much of it. Well the gash is like 1.5 inches long, and I am
going to wait it out, its probably nothing, but if it doesnt heal, I love you mommy, and Stevies,
only show her the I love you mommy part, not the rest of this article. heh, yeah. Anyway, so after
that we went back to PharmaClay's house, where we did something, I dont really know actually, wait what
the hell did we do at clay's house? I remember Kera losing like 12 times, and everyone dancing, then
I remember me seducing BG with the sly greek dance of carrot stealing love. Then the mishap
with Crazy Will and the funnel, man Crazy Will, first the jello shots, then this, what is going on man. I think
you should stick to regular stuff. We then got vanilla twisty thingies at mcdonalds and went home.
I was still so blitzed when i was talking to my mom when i got home, and i still had my ice cream left
and was eating it right in front of her, as if i was really high, you know, tongue sticking out like
a little boy with a giant lolli pop, you know what i'm saying, so i was just doing that in front of her
and nodding my head to what she was saying, i dont even know what she was saying, oh well, i just left
and went into my room. It was a fun evening, and it helped ease the pain. yasou
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