SARI AND YAELS INSIDE JOKES....They are mostly from Young Judaea.....You probaly will not get 75% of them if you are not SARI or YAEL!
Sari and Yaels Inside Jokes Raft Boy, Pretty Boy, Night walks in the cold, Benches, Messeges, Midnight Snacks, Just say no! Its shabbat i am not allowed, good jewish girls, did u kno we didnt sleep in our cabin? we are soo annoying, can i have a hug? whats my name? threatening phone calls, i don't have aol, gross showers, used at nights ignored during the day, stoners, how'd i get there? omg he smells sooooo good!smell him, you slept with 3 guys in 3 nights, y do u always wear sweatshirts? r u cold?theres a blanket on the floor {ewww}, no pillows just clothes, do u ever seperate? attached by the hip, be careful she is a freshmen....., i F**kin love ya! starin out the window like a true stoner, did u sleep with me the other night? he sleeps funny! what?theres no boys in our bed, look at the squirrel! pretty boys music suxs! rub my belly!! the rumor about sari and yael before merchav-Sari and Yael got suspended from school and there not allowed to come...hahaha we fooled you all...u believed us!! make everyone on the plane just so we can sit together i have to study!shh!-sari ur not gonna study just give up-yael yaco is our pimp, let's play snaps!!! english only! we dont understand ur stupid language, danny our bags are heavy carry them...please! do u remember us??? omg its invisible boy!!! OMG THEY GOT HOTT!!!!!!!! i dont remember anything!! neither one of us likes the top bunk so we just share the bottom bunk, Indians! We are Puerto Ricans, alot of people can sleep in our bed, i am gonna hook up with one of u by the end of the weekend, ha she suxs at singing, ramon noodles! shut the window its cold, who stole the starburst?lets all blame sari for it! wanna be boca girls, i am a bridge, take off your sweatshirts, your not comfortable anymore, FLIRTS, I LOVE YOU!, OMG MARC YOU HAVE THE COOLEST BELT EVER!!!! i live on juniper lane, marc got us a nice cab! he tried to steal my birkenstocks, yael got in an accident, omg i have a secret to tell you! Paige do the Hair dance! What do my pj's remind u of? shibby shibby, woogy woogy! OMG DANNY IM SOOOO SORRY! You two r the cutest best friends ever! Who stole dannys chicken? Y r they being sooo nice to us? Omg he got hot! Listen to music! Paige u betta not sell me out! omg ur a @#$%^& too!!!thats sooo kewl!!! You dont remember me?omg!!! All the CCC's rnt here :<{!! HE IS SOOO CUTE!!!AWW I WANT HIM!!! My favorite part about of convention is hangin with yael cause i never get to see her!! MOOOOO!!!! OMG your not sittin next together!Sir, Can u please move so we can be next together? Everything is kewl between u to now?u dont hate each other anymore?no we still do she smells!! Who do u like!?!?!? He looks a rat or something, metumtam! Wastin away again in halloween horror nights, how old are you? Can u buy this for me please? Come on yael lets pray to the cross...jesus christ.... toothbrush up your butt! Chapel! We love you Skirt Boy! Stop giving us those eyes.... Do you ever listen? For the First time in our lives we were responsible! Whats up KILLAH?!?!?!? We are official YJ hippies! You Promised us Matvah ball soup, YOU LIED!! Smartfood POPCORN! T.G.I.F'S is the ultimate munchie restaurant.....no smart food popcorn is! How did we get to bogrim convention? The man of my dreams will be at the wedding!!!But @#$% i won't be there.... SUPS!!!!!! He is the perfect boy to bring home to mom and dad.... I will love you forever now! How couldnt i remember you, you slept in my bed and you slept in the bed next to mine..... i didn't hook up with him!Who is that?!?!?! GHETTOGIRL/GHETTOBIRD! When you look at me i feel like i am doing something wrong....well are you?!?!? Why are boys driving far to visit you? i think....blah blah.... Wanna go to the library?!?!we will make copies? I like your apples!what?huh?im confused...nevermind... Hahaha tyler loves me he gave me his bracelet... Look at him pretending not so knows us....grrr... omg hes sooo prefect...i wish i could have him.... omg u wanna go there, all you have to do @#$% is show him your boobs....they are soo big!... Yael i can't date a New Jersey boy...but there soo tempting.....grrr... Say Thank you to one different person...Sari-Thank You....Yael-Thank You...wow thats a surprise sari and yael said it to each other.... You two need to seperate... You go one way you go the other.... They look like monkeys looking for ticks in each others hair.... Stealing some random guys sleeping bag is fun! Why is he always staring at us?!?!? i think he wants you.... Why are Jews and Canoes different?Canoes Tip!!!!LOL!! His girlfriend looks like a horse!!His name is avi...he is jewish....YEAH RIGHT! I really really like smokey the bear....Yael i think she is love with u!EWWWWWWWWW....I am converting to BOCAISM!!I am so glad that you two can call each other when you need someone....I got to be with SMOKEY all nite....I LOVE SMOKEY!!!!Yael i think i am love with smokey!!omg he defiently hates us!Dude you are becoming a SLUT!!!You are so SILLY!Ms.Rabinovich, Ms. Meyers i thought you were not friends????I want to learn to surf!SURFERS ARE HOT!We have matching shells...You should be sooo jealous!!!I kept the money he gave me....i will treasure it forever!!!i love u both too!!!!HE IS SOOOO HOT!!!HE LOVES US!!!Dude, our dreams may come true!?!?!Dude, OUR DREAMS DID COME TRUE!!!!!Why are they obsessed with our asses?!?!?Danny share the wealth.....The russian girl got immigrated back to russia....GOOD!My hip hurts!!!You do not make out and in the middle start talking about ceilings!!!Are you going to ignore her now?of course i am.....i will come visit for lunch..sure you will....i can trust you with jared because he is a good boy but barry on the other hand......#$!@ has the most points in the region now...CONGRATS!!! flavor ice....what should we do?!?!CALL NICOLE!!!DORF-one of the you guys needs to be in the tsofrim boys room...YAEL-why dont u sleep in there?!?!?If u have your phone sari put it back...{ door shuts and sari ignores dorf} you guys are addicted to text messaging.....saturday night dinner is not eddible...DWARF!!!.... Gendals!!.... SHANAL!!!... NO,NO,NO....YES,YES,YES.....i think michelle is the gestapo....MICHELLE IS THE BEST GOD DAM YOUNG JUDAEA ADVISOR...DECLARED BY SARI MEYERS AND YAEL REABINOVICH....dawrf thinks i am an idiot so i act like an idiot to him....PAIGE AND MARC GOT MARRIED! yael beat jared in arm wrestling{even though she had 2 hands} your such a tease.....tanning in pants and a sweatshirt isnt a good idea....how are you so ticklish?you say you are always where you are surpose to be but u were missing for 45 minutes.... you werent missing for 45 minutes only 10 minutes....he looks lonely...i dont care....DUDE!!!
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