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A WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST

She's sitting at the table

Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties Box

Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl

and...........

Her husband is on the back of the Milk Carton

Hell is Unfair

A man died and was taken to his place of eternal torment by

the devil. As he passed sulfurous pits and shrieking sinners, he saw a man

he recognized as a lawyer snuggling up to a beautiful woman.

"That's unfair!" he cried. "I have to roast for all eternity, and

that lawyer gets to spend it with a beautiful woman."

"Shut up!" barked the devil, jabbing him with his pitchfork. "Who

are you to question that woman's punishment?"

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