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Alyor

Alyor L. removes the whole antiquated business about getting the key and holding it to access the PGR controls, and puts in the mighty (1:11). :-)

[ You whisper "I'm going back to being a furre. Being a Game Boy screen is freaky. ^.^" to Dwyn. ]

Alyor gets one of those pop-up-ad-quiz-type thingies. His player snickers, thinking of Chewbacca as a Weeble. :-)

LOL. You even have to consent to tripping in Furc...(Why leaving toys around in Furc isn't a problem.)

Alyor's brain has been saved from explosive decompression, which would be quite messy indeed.

[#] A voice echoes into the infiniteness: Why can't I go down these stairs?

You say, "On the LifeSouth letter that comes with the card: "Please visit our web site for more information about your community blood center. A new feature accesses the history of your cholesterol results from previous donations.""
You say, "I guess it's time to play "Name That Feature!"."

# Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, so I'm gonna eat some... Wyrmmes? #

Alyor Baesarbie Longtwas ish gonna tell his family that he's being taken captive by Tryp T. O'Phan. :-D

Alyor wonders if those Message Centers are ever going to function...
You say, "Or, for that matter, how they're supposed to function...."

Was it a cat I saw?

(Binc was lying down in Sanc, in her usual spot, only without a rug this time. A very similar-looking furre run by and returned shortly with a rug. Binc got up, got the rug, went back, laid down, and dropped the rug.)
Wwwow. You have an alt just for that, do ya?"

Alyor clicks on an email about an internet casino so he can make fun and then delete it.
You say, "I see sparse HTML, only the first bit it marginheight="0">. There's no text that's not HTML there. Such effective advertising. :-D"
You say, "In fact, each bit is missing its left angle bracket."

Alyor Baesarbie Longtwas slays his clone. (Y'see, in Furc, there's a bug that sometimes creates a solid clone of yourself. You can't get rid of it by walking into it. They only go away with time.)

Alyor Baesarbie Longtwas goes off to test the waterslide.
Alyor Baesarbie Longtwas shakes the water off.
Alyor Baesarbie Longtwas is pleased with the relative slowness of sliding. :-) (When I first tried it, the speed was OK. A couple of updates later, I was at the bottom almost as soon as I stepped on the top. The speed has been fixed, at least as of the time I said this.)


Azari

Azari notes that someone tried to steal the can of cheese spread in his dream o.O;


Bladewell

DRAGON RAINBOW STARTING AT THE VINCA!


Caia

"Frozen bodies, do you have anything you'd like to share with the whole class?" - desc


Candico Ro

"Candico's wings engulf her to the point where you can hardly see much of her. Their creamy color is a little more dirty than the blotches all over her body, and they seem faded. She's walking with a hood secured tightly around her head, and there's a mysterious tune coming from her being. Looking back at you with mysterious eyes, she.. "OW! Whoever put that pole there, fess up!" .. ruins any mysterious description she might have. Need Help? Ask. :-) [HB to Shinquan.] Ti'Kriyn" - desc.


ColaBot

Health us all! OWN OUR NO MORE PeRsOnS!!!! (I wonder if he knows that both Postonic and Post Water are life us all? See
Engrish.)


Cyriss

Awww! Sounds... sweet and passionate... and... MONKEY... ish.


Faia Airashii

Faia Airashii hums a song that everyone likes and nobody hates... so, in short, she sings nothing.


FATMAN!!!! YES!!! FATMAN!! YES! MAN MAN.

"fgssdfgdfgsd" - desc. (I'm not kidding, that's what was there. And his name is almost a spam all on its own.)


Felorin

# Meow meow meow, I'm a cat, with a kitterwing for a hat... Meeeeeow... I'm a cat. #


Fergie V

Spam - (spa-am) `Chemical fixture composed of bright brown and marinated pigments to give the appearance of canned meatloaf' ;-)


Ghost Tiger

Ghost Tiger snaps his fingers and AFKs in a fit of brilliance, shouting "I got it!"


Gotin

".... . .-.. .-.. --- --..--     -- -.--     -. .- -- .     .. ...     --. --- - .. -." - Gotin's desc. (Space intensive, but hey, Morse Code is cool)


Irvine Crystal

Aery... with out powers combined.. we can lag all of NH!! MUaha haha haha! (Such a noble goal, to lag New Haven...)


Jii

"MAGNETIC DUCKS. ><" - desc


Kaelzen

i've been sentenced to a fate akin to that of the main characters in Dogma.


Kalyanii

"We've heard that a million monkeys at a million keyboards could produce the complete works of Shakespeare; now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true." - desc


Koolblue

"My mind is digital. It works digtally." - desc


Kristine

Kristine merfs and drowns in mp3s ;p (I wonder what a life preserver for that would be...)


Lumos

Woot... I have a.. Pile of sludge. :p


Multigrain Cheese

I am exposed to day-glo pink that burns my eyes and reduces my mind to a smoldering pile of gnocchi.

Noone can TELL YOU what the multigrain cheese is. You have to see it for yourself.


Philomel

Everyone be calm! It's only rush hour, it will pass in about .... well I don't know, but it'll pass!


Presentiment

"Every morning, after I shower I look at the shapes that the water droplets form on my bathroom mirror, and I wonder if it's some kind of alien code trying to tell me that my life is incredibly dull." - Presentiment's desc


Pristine


Pristine looks around for her scanner.
Pristine: Hahahah, no scanner. Whee.
Pristine: The 28th I get back to my real house. Then I shall scan. I SHALL SCAN.

So I guess since Arti isn't here, I'm free to waddle off and watch Spongebob. Do homework. Take a nap. Eat something. Be bored out of my mind. Slap Kristine's enter key.

I'm just here to entertain the world. I tell jokes to the general Furcadian population while the Gods play around with fate so they can laugh at the little problems that sprout up like dandelions in a lawn for me. I've always had a problem with dandelions. Is it just me, or do you guys know what I mean? Or am I just insane?

Pristine: Wow, I'm around you so often you'd think there would be at least ONE wittily-said thing around here from me... alas, my overflowing ego hath been drank in by the demons of misguided thoughts... in other words, you popped my big inflatable banana of ego. ;P
Pristine: You know that noise large inflatable things make when they get a hole? That half-wheeze, half-fart? Yeah, my ego's doing that right now.
Pristine: Bwwwffffffsssssssssplut. :-\


Raithen

In a perfect world, I would be perfect.


Sheaea

"you know, if we line up across here we can block the main map too" - Sheaea (Eheh. I guess we'd better move.)


Sir Artimidorous

Sir Artimidorus: And we had to walk. No wings, no fire, we had to walk
Sir Artimidorus: FIFTEEN miles in the snow, Uphill both ways no less. Which is hard being in a 2d enviroment where you cannot see hills.


Shero

Shero: Need to be adopted? Why not visit the Sunny Day Orphanage?
Shero: HAHAHAHAHA!
Shero: ___(As you may or may not know, the underscore is a smile in Furcadia.)
Shero: Don't go there!(Ahhh! Make up your mind! Actually, I think this is a random phrase bot...)


Suzuki Sadamoto

Seta was talking about tall people being stupid.. (Talking about tall people, saying they are stupid? Talking about some tall people that were being stupid? Talking about tall people and being stupid? What?)


Symn

Maybe someday, I'll act my age, and then tell everyone. _


Uso-oki

i hope the next idea is gender specific avatars. (THAT... would be nice.)


Wolf Redstar

I bet when the Neanderthal kids would make a snowman, someone would always end up saying, 'Don't forget the thick, heavy brows.' Then they would all get embarrassed because they remembered they had the big hunky brows too, and they'd get mad and eat the snowman

Contrary to what most people say, the most dangerous animal in the world is not the lion or the tiger or even the elephant. It's a shark riding on an elephant's back, just trampling and eating everything they see

i wanna build a decent snowman, with a decent body, and a decent carrot nose and hat and eyes and teeth. Not just a ball of clumped gutter-water that formed around some homeless guys' vomit :-(

Wolf Redstar pops out with evil intent of jamming IE repeatedly in the ribs with a static-clining, super-magnetic phillipshead screwdriver, in vain and sadistic hopes that he'll, somehow, hear it scream in epitomous agony.. >:) - "I HATE IE!"


Xequito

ILL TRADE DRAGONS FOR LIFE (Hey, if that's how you get it, who am I to complain?)


Zmoboy16

I think watching the Windows defragmentor is pretty amusing. :-) But then, so are sea monkeys. :-P

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