Today at work I witnessed a fly threesome. As I was partially threw preparing one of the fine tasting low fat flame broiled sandwiches from your nearby burger king, I saw a flying sex mass of three flies come flying down onto a chicken whopper/fish filet/chicken sandwich/special sandwich wrapper and continue their sexual acts on the wrapper. My so called manager Andrew was on the phone too long and missed all the hot action. My brother actually made a new picture. Check it.
9.24.03/3:47pm | nobodies crazy anymore
Well I'm pretty bored right now. I have class in an little bit. I hate class. When I got up this afternoon and walked downstairs I noticed RD our borrowed dog had shat on the floor. It's still there, Nick will clean it whenever he gets home. I'll pretend I never saw it. That fucking dog shits everywhere except on grass. Kind of like me. Remember Johnny Cash, I stumbled across a cool picture to illustrate my feelings towards the pile of shit on my carpet.
9.21.03/3:13am | to of everything please
Sorry for the lack of updates, it seems my shit ass internet has not been up to par lately. I have a nice little headache, that’s what happens after drinking a twelve pack of natural light and staying up until your sober. Well what’s new... We have a dog now. It's not ours, its this girls jack russle terrior that we are keeping for her for a month of so. Some weird dude is asleep on our couch and some wack ass girl won’t leave the house but that’s about it for now. Better updates will follow I promise.
9.10.03/8:04pm | i'll have it my way
About three or four weeks ago I was terminated from the shit ass establishment of carrabbas on Baymeadows road. Being as desperate for a job as I was I was forced to take a job at the Burger King on Hodges Blvd. Due to the fact that they were hiring, I have a friend who works there, and I'm awesome, I was promptly hired the day after I was fired from carrabbas. Burger King is by far the easiest and most laidback job I have ever had. It's funny how I went from the worst job, due to the ridiculous amount of work, complete assholes who worked there, the uniforms, the fact that I was a busboy, all the managers were assholes, and the hours went late into the night, to my current job where one of my bosses smoke pot, I eat free food all day, and do about half an hours worth of hard work. Oh its great. What’s not great is earlier this afternoon our beer bottle collection consisting of roughly forty empty beer bottles all fell to the ground when the shelf they were on gave way and collapsed. But what’s also great is only one bottle broke and it was some Canadian beer with a moose head on the bottle. Oh, and I guess I'm keeping the web site up.
9.4.03/9:12pm | not looking good
I don't know who visited the site, but it's not enough. If people start visiting after I stop mindblind, I will start it again. Six days left...
