Yo dog. My birthday is in exactly one month. So start thinking about what you can get me. I'll be 19. Hooray for mah self. I took off the stats4all thing because they are sell outs and are making you pay now. I've been frantically looking for a job. I need a job because I'm trying to get an apartment, excuse me town house, with two of my friends. Look at how elligant it is: reserve @ deerwood. I'm going to be living like a king but paying the price of a peasant. How nice. Give me your jobs.
3.25.03/12:38am | a few thangs
Wow, so long without an update; a whole 6 hours, but its a new day so its ok. I've added two new pages to my wonderful site. On the left in the navigation bar, there is the statistics page, made to show my disdain for stats4all which hasn't been working all day. The other is the aim icons page. It is a bunch of buddy icons you can use if you have aim. I made them all (not the actual picture, i just cropped it and made it the right size) and will be putting others on as soon as I make them. Just copy and paste if you like, and make it your aim buddy icon with the aim edit preferences. Earlier today my friend Kate found an animal cracker and nobody can tell what it is. My guess is that it's a penguin.
3.24.03/6:35pm | the fun never stops
I've stumbled across something great. It will entertain you for hours, permitting you have access to a computer with Microsoft windows. Click the start button, go to settings and then control panel, then click "Sounds, Speech, and Audio Devices" (the last step may not be necessary for some), and then click "speech". A small window comes up and it should say "Speech Properties". You can type in words and phrases and get a voice to read it back. Mine sounds like a robot. Periods and spaces and things change the voice a little, ans sometimes you have to misspell words to make him say it correctly. I think you can download voices from the internet. My room mate and I sat here for about three hours last night playing with it. We left messages on peoples answering machines too. We put this on someone’s answering machine: "nick. this is a robot from the year 2763. i am warning you of an evil robot who has been sent back in time to kill you. you have only 36 hours to escape. run nick. run." if yours is a robot voice like ours. You can call people and leave a message and say it is a machine calling about some sort of government thing like a ticket or something. The fun never ends. Now back to reading my book about black people.
3.22.03/9:39pm | no fun for you (slaves and/or handicaps)
Well it is the last night of our wonderful spring break vacation. It seems that everyone had somewhere to go, some great place where there are hot chicks and beer everywhere on a beach somewhere. I know some people who went to various places such as the Bahamas, Panama city, or on a cruise. As for everyone else at my school, well they went home. They left Jacksonville because they are sellouts and it really does suck here as far as partying goes. As I was just settling in to the thought that this spring break was going to suck a fat one, my cousin told me to go stay with him in Tallahassee, so I was like sweet. It's not awesome, but it'll be kind of fun. I went to bed thinking I would wake up the next morning, trade cars with my brother, and drive the two and a half hour drive to Tallahassee. Instead, I woke up, had a fever, had a soar throat and went home and was sick for the entire week of spring break until today; the last day of spring break. I was sick during Christmas break, and then end of summer too! Awesome story huh. Well atleast that chick with the sign knows what's up. I got this eras ago: Optical Illusions
3.20.03/7:15pm | first things first
You may have noticed the somewhat recent addition to many of the pages, the little stats4all ball on the right side. If you click it, it takes you to a page that shows all the statistics and figures for my web shite. Well it is far from accurate. That image doesn't detect another visitor until it is loaded. The image sometimes doesn't load and when it does, it is the very last thing to load on the page. Frequently visitors will go to the main page, see that I haven't updated and close the window before the image loads. With this said, the statistics are greatly inadequate and don't come close to the actual amount of visitors. I know because I recenty obtained another secret counter for the page.
3.19.03/3:37pm | mustache = power
So we're going to war with Iraq. I'm assuming we are anyway. Mustache McGee over there seems to be ready and willing to fight. Actually, it's more like die. I don't know why so many people are antiwar. After the 9/11 business, everyone suddenly found there American pride and now that it’s put to the test they simply love the terrorist countries. Assholes. Make up your minds you know. Some times wars are necessary. And actually it's not even war really. It's us taking out their government.
3.11.03/9:01pm | drink tons
Blarmy. This weekend is St. Patrick's day weekend. So join in the fun and get your Irish on. St. Patrick's day also is the start of our spring break. I'm not to excited. I'm not doing anything cool; never have. I'll probably spend my time skating and geeking it up in my room playing Star Craft. Why am I even typing?
3.7.03/11:15pm | why do they even bother
You wouldn't believe the pop ups I get. I left my computer on all night the other night to let them build up. From exactly two a.m. to about some time after eleven a.m. (over nine hours later) 47 pop ups popped up. Forty seven pop ups in nine hours is the type of internet connection my shit ass school allows. The picture only show 40 because i deleted seven to show you the clutter. Yesterday I was driving down beach blvd. on my way home from the skate park, and all along either side of the road were people holding up huge signs of decapitated, rotten babies with limbs missing. It was so sick. There was like an eight foot sign of a rotten baby head on a fork or something against a van. Somehow they were protesting abortion. They were handing out fliers too. We crumpled them up and threw them back out the window at them. We also yelled shit.
3.2.03/7:54pm | black cadillac
So I'm trying to scam a 98 year old woman out of her circa 1965 black cadillac. Well not yet actually. I haven't even talked to her, but word is she is selling this cadillac. It only has 35 thousand miles too. She's my friends boss and she has decided to sell her business and car and go ahead and die I guess. Well I got my eye on her car and wouldn't feel bad about ripping her off. I would be doing the world a favor, getting her blind ass of the road. Besides, she's gonna die anyday now anyway.
Well it is the last night of our wonderful spring break vacation. It seems that everyone had somewhere to go, some great place where there are hot chicks and beer everywhere on a beach somewhere. I know some people who went to various places such as the Bahamas, Panama city, or on a cruise. As for everyone else at my school, well they went home. They left Jacksonville because they are sellouts and it really does suck here as far as partying goes. As I was just settling in to the thought that this spring break was going to suck a fat one, my cousin told me to go stay with him in Tallahassee, so I was like sweet. It's not awesome, but it'll be kind of fun. I went to bed thinking I would wake up the next morning, trade cars with my brother, and drive the two and a half hour drive to Tallahassee. Instead, I woke up, had a fever, had a soar throat and went home and was sick for the entire week of spring break until today; the last day of spring break. I was sick during Christmas break, and then end of summer too! Awesome story huh. Well atleast that chick with the sign knows what's up. I got this eras ago: 
You may have noticed the somewhat recent addition to many of the pages, the little stats4all ball on the right side. If you click it, it takes you to a page that shows all the statistics and figures for my web shite. Well it is far from accurate. That image doesn't detect another visitor until it is loaded. The image sometimes doesn't load and when it does, it is the very last thing to load on the page. Frequently visitors will go to the main page, see that I haven't updated and close the window before the image loads. With this said, the statistics are greatly inadequate and don't come close to the actual amount of visitors. I know because I recenty obtained another secret counter for the page.
