my computer at school is broken, pirate day will com as soon as it is fixed. stay tuned...
10.24.02/12:53am | its coming...
**update - 10:52pm**
many entries throughout the site are temporarily gone
The other night I was sent an unexpected message via aim by the ingenious and resourceful Parker (something, most likely Hannibal) Hastings. Unbeknownst to myself and possibly the lot of you, he has undertaken a project for what appears to be at least the past three days. I do not know what it is. Perhaps some sort of way of presenting a web site to the stiles of mine and many others like it without actually having to design one. Anyway, here, parker‘s Live Journal. It appears to be the “thing” to have the following: Current Mood: mischievous Current Music: the Adicts, Who Spilt My Beer?
On a much more drastic note, due to his complete and utterly irrepressible excitement for tomorrows holiday, something dreadfully horrendous and horrific occurred during the early and ungodly hours of this morning. Apparently sometime between the hours of two o’clock a.m. and three o’clock a.m. whilst tossing and turning in his sleep, millionaire Bill Luigi? Gates became so overcome with anxiety for tomorrow that he turned into a gargantuan man eating laser shooting from the eyes billionaire monster and terrorized the already browbeaten city of New York. There were many casualties and much destruction and mayhem to property. Much was lost…
If you look closely on his shirt you can see a brave man trying to most likely reach his throat where he could then bite into Bill Gates’ neck thereafter causing his jugular vein to spew blood until he eventually died due to lack of blood. Unfortunately, the man was flicked off and Bill Gates soon after retreated to the sea. It is now 1:07 in the a.m. I must go to bed for tomorrow is a big day and I want to stay up late into the night celebrating. Also according to the date of this entry, Bill Gates has yet to terrorise, so if you are in or around the NYC area it would be best to leave quicly.
10.23.02/12:00am | two days... be wear
Nyarrrrrrr. There be not one but two days left...
10.21.02/10:35pm | piracy on the high seas
I have decided. Next Friday, Friday October 25th, the first Friday before Halloween is to be the official first annual Pirate Day. Everything about the site will be piratey to celebrate. I made a picture for the gallery, you are welcome to if you would like, there is going to be a pirate desktop image, a piratey saying in the window bar, and I may change the background to something piratey. All I have to do is come up with an image to represent Pirate Day. I think Pirate Day will be great, possibly the greatest holiday ever and so does Bill Gates.
10.20.02/9:40pm | pirates, ninjas and yes... robots
I got to thinking this weekend. If I had a big van with no windows and some extra money to spend, a very cool thing would be to paint a mural of a battle seen between pirates, ninjas, and robots. Very cool. Now that I am on the subject of pirates, I have decided to go ahead and declare last Friday pirate day. That would be Friday October 18th; official Pirate Day. Uh I don't know why or what is going to happen, nothing happened on Friday to give me any reason to declare it the first annual Pirate Day, but next year... You know what, maybe I should declare next Friday the first annual Pirate Day. This way it can give me more time for preparation. Yes, I will do this.
10.15.02/5:58pm | changes all around
I have changed the format of the archives, tree 'o' hate (I don't know why), musac, guestbook, buttons, & linx pages to a more professional look. The navigation box, header box, and the date box are on the pages and the rest of the page essentially looks like the main page. The desktop will be next to change as soon as I put up the next desktop image, followed possibly by the gallery, shows, and as long as they are up, christine’s and scott's things.
10.14.02/9:59pm | yay... aww
oh yea
but then...
oh god no
two gifs that just don't go together
10.12.02/3:42pm | cops and robbers
gone
10.10.02/10:15pm | toilet vandals
Today at school this idiot kid who always breaks things went to far. He doesn't even break things to be a dick, he's just a fucking idiot. Today he put some kind of cherry bomb or something in one of the three toilets in our bathroom and blew a hole in the bottom of it. Now when you flush the toilet, the water squirts out onto the floor and runs everywhere. Needles to say we figured this out after countless testing. Well anyway if this kid gets caught then he's screwed. The big fat Spanish janitor whom is always sitting in the lounge area watching the Spanish channel is going to shit a brick. Every time something bad happens that he has to clean up he yells and screams and goes nuts. I can't wait to see him tomorrow. I drew a diagram to show just exactly what happened.
the broken area and holes are not to scale, they are much larger
10.9.02/11:57pm | the gallery
Well the gallery section is coming along real nicely. I even put a picture of my own in there. I still haven't gotten as many as I had hoped I would get. People, send send send! (gradually gets louder and more forceful) Also, there is a Gwar concert here in Jacksonville tomorrow. So if you like being stabbed and shat upon, then this may be the place to go. As for me, I have no money and cannot miss my eight o'clock class the following morning, so I will be absent from the show. I'll probably be in my friends dorm playing my Mario game, where I have been dubbed the "Mario Master". Which is a lot better than other nick names such as "Bobby the Butt Fuck King" and so on and so forth.
10.8.02/11:21am | fighting back
cheeseburgers everywhere are fighting back
10.6.02/7:04pm | nothing but poop
gone
10.2.02/9:34pm | my plan
gone
10.1.02/3:42pm | welcome to october
Well, it's October, a very awesome month. Awesome because soon the weather will become cooler. Awesome also because it is home to the sweetest holiday of them all, Halloween. Ok fine, Christmas is the best, but it is so far beyond all the others that it doesn’t count. Halloween is just so sweet, especially when your a little kid. Unfortunately I can't really participate being that I am 18 and living in a dorm. But, I am going to Halloween Horror Nights at Universal Studios/Islands of Adventure (I think) with a car full of people this Saturday. That should be fun, I've never been. Well I'm glade that no one could give two shits about any of that. There was nothing else to say. There is finally a picture in the new gallery. It is a wonderful drawing done by my brother entitled Germain. Come on people, make pictures, help keep the site alive, show your colors and make beautiful works of art at the same time.
