ORDER OF THE GOLD AND ROSY BONE
COLLEGE OF TAROTOLOGY
The
Divine Fifi-Ho-Tep-Trismegista and the Secret Chiefs of the Order
of the Gold and Rosy Bone, upon recommendation of the Faculty
of the College of Tarotology, have conferred upon
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THE
DEGREE
OF
DOCTOR OF PHILOSOPHY
TAROTOLOGY
With
all the rights, privileges, and honors thereunto appertaining,
including but not limited to: impressing friends, family, and
even customers; making lots of money; working for 900-lines which
actually pay the minimum wage; reading cards without cops busting
you for fortune-telling; casting spells; removing curses; actually
understanding reversals; writing personal codes of ethics; hearing
decks speak to you; creating decks with butt-ugly art and getting
away with it; writing more books for the brain dead comprised
of hackneyed keywords and affirmations; leading lucrative New
Age workshops; channeling Aleister Crowley, Lady Frieda Harris,
and other luminaries; reconditioning Ouija boards; card counting
in casinos without getting your legs broken, predicting lucky
lotto numbers; picking stocks; forecasting the weather; and pontificating
on Tarot generally.
Given
at the Gold and Rosy Bone College of Tarotology this thirty-first
day of June in the 6,328th year since the giving of the Pristine Tarot
to humankind by the Divine Fifi.
The Great Seal of the O:.G:.R:.B:.
Fifi-Ho-Tep-Trismegista
Founder and Supreme Hierophant, O:.G:.R:.B:.
Founder and President, College of Tarotology
