"stop computer stop" - sparky
"oh, hi mr. bright sun! how are you today?" - panda
"fucky fuck fuck" - jamie + the original german
"dammit, you made me spell 'a' wrong!!!" - me
"hey, good news. i bought new shades, so now you don't have to steal me another pair." - me
"a brisk walk followed by marathon sex will be most appreciated" - astrologyis.com
"we do not gnaw on our kitty" - boozer
"YES WE DO!" - seth
"woohoohooo, yay for programmers and nerd jokes!!" - shawnie
"Bang." - sue to kc
"i am what i eat" - cole
"PANAMA PANAMA!!!" - Mercersburg Academy, class of 2001
"COFFEE SMUCHFFIE.......yum" - sue
"zapped, stunned, ribs cracked, bones broken, and now, i'm immobilized and humiliated. I HATE THIS FREAKIN' PUNYVERSE!" - bunbun
"if you like coco coladas" - me + rick
"i love chickens eddy!" - ed, edd, & eddy
"transdimensional jetlag..." mousy
"ive only got 2 things....my balls and my werd.....and im not breakin either for anyone" - cole
"you like Duo? Duo! Whee! Long-haired bishounen! *drool*" - mia
"cyph33r69: i need another girl!!!
cyph33r69: she can take my mind off of shit!!
DreamThiefAuthor: funny how "shit" in this case IS ANOTHER GIRL!
" - mousy
"(I speak) French like a drunk border collie" - rick
"because aliens really REALLY SUCK at sex" - Sue-chan