The Tuvix Philosophy

Greetings from your friendly soviet advisor. My name is Tuvix. As the wisest communist to come out of Stalingrad since...well...Stalin, I have decided to share my wealth of wisdom with the rest of you lowly subjects. Now, with my help, you too can say "DAH!" and truly mean it. You might even be the next Ben Stein. Be sure to keep your teeth sharp and your eyebrows extra pointy. DAH ***All communist and soviet material are jokes. Don't take them too seriously***

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Four steps to pointier eyebrows

• Stick your head in the paint can shaker at the hardware store. If the guy yells at you, scream,"Yarrgh!"
• Spread that Chia goo on your forehead and let it grow
• Meet with Vice-President Cheney. The static electricity from his orthopedic shoes clunking together is enough to stimulate eyebrow hairs.
• Use a belt-sander. It'll hurt, but if you want to be like Tuvix, you have to grit your teeth and say DAH