Tim's Horrible Breath

We all know Tim has bad breath at one time or another and for many reasons, including:

• Improper hygiene

• Diet

• Gum disease

• Smoking

• Dip

Heres a Self Test for Tim for his Bad Breath
Courtesy of American Breath Specialists.

Three simple methods to help Tim test himself for bad breath are as follows:

• First take a piece of un-waxed, un-flavored white dental floss and floss between your upper and lower back molars. Examine the floss. Is it red or brown? Wait about 45 seconds and then smell it closely. Does it have a bad odor? Of Course it does, Tim's breath always STINKS.

• The next test is to take a clean washcloth and then pull your tongue forward with one hand grasping the tongue with the washcloth. With the other hand and a clean white washcloth rub or scrape the furthest back portion of your tongue two or three times. Again, wait for about 45 seconds and then smell the portion of the cloth that was rubbed on the tongue. Does it have a bad smell? Once again, Tim knows the answer is yes.

• A third technique is to simply lick your tongue on your own clean wrist. Wait, then smell. This technique does not get back far enough on the tongue to be of best value but can be a quick test in a pinch for time.

Controlling Tim's Bad Breath

Tim's bad breath problems are simple hygiene problems.

Try these tips Tim:

• Brush and floss regularly

• Schedule regular dental checkups

• Use a tongue scraper

• Drink plenty of water

• Use breath mints

• Use mouthwash

When To Consult A Doctor About Bad Breath

Halitosis could be an indicator of a more serious internal problem such as:

• Diabetes

• Liver disease

• Kidney disease

• Bronchial infection

These systemic illnesses each have their own distinct odor. For instance, a severe bronchial infection will produce a rotten smell, so we know Tim has this one.

If in doubt as to whether the problem is hygienic or systemic, consult a doctor.

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