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Evolution Review

If you like games with one town, random boring repetitive dungeons, and boring enemies then this is the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow you've been searching for. It's only strong point is that it has inventive boss battles, other than that it is completely stale.

A few suggestions of things to do that are more interesting and fun than playing Evolution:

1. Conduct your own tree growing race
2. Watch paint dry
3. Watch the sun move across the sky
4. Count the stars
5. Read
6. Cover yourself in your own poop
7. Kill yourself
8. Poke your eyes out
9. Grow a beard
10. Have someone bury you alive

P.S. Don't take that list seriously- js