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It's time now for the *NSYNC Awards! In each category, the *NSYNCers will be listed from least likely (or whatever) to most whatever. In other words, from 5th place to 1st place. Under the first place winner in each category will be a description of how or why. LET THE GAMES BEGIN!!
MOST LIKELY TO DIE ALONE:
5. Joey
4. Lance
3. Chris
2. JC
1. Justin

After Justin attempts to become the next Eminem, his family disowns him. His bad raps and misuse of ebonics make him a joke in the pop community as well as the rap community. Britney leaves him for Joey and Justin retreats to live in a small cabin in the mountains where he is never heard from again.

CARRYING THE MOST DISEASES:
5. Lance
4. Justin
3. Chris
2. JC
1. Joey

Joey's status as "Pimp of the Nation" has gotten him not only a large reputation but also a plethora of disease. He has every STD known to man and then some. That, however, does not seem to keep the ladies from flocking to the Italian Stallion.

MOST LIKELY TO COME OUT OF THE CLOSET FIRST:
5. Justin
4. Joey
3. Chris
2. Lance
1. JC

Even though Lance went through his phase where he looked like Ellen, JC shows up quite prominantly on the gaydar. His dream is to get with Richard Marx and maybe with Sting a little bit.

MOST LIKELY TO LEAVE *NSYNC FIRST:
5. Chris
4. Joey
3. Justin
2. JC
1. Lance

After years of being tormented about his sexuality, Lance finally tells *NSYNC to f*** off and continues his dream to work at NASA. Lance makes it as an astronaut and is the first person from Clinton, Mississippi to walk on Uranus.

MOST LIKELY TO BE KICKED OUT OF *NSYNC:
5. JC
4. Lance
3. Joey
2. Justin
1. Chris

After Chris slips on his choreography for the zillionth time, JC flips out and kicks him out of the band! Even though Chris can't help that he's getting old and out of shape, the others feel that he's worthless and stupid. Saddened by this, Chris takes up drinking and befriends all five Backstreet Boys.