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It seems that *NSYNC and the stupid Winterland/Zeeks people keep coming out with ridiculous *NSYNC merchandise that no one really wants but buys anyway. Here are some of the *NSYNC items that I want to buy!
*NSYNC Condoms. Choose from 6 different varieties. Individual or group pictures available.

The Official *NSYNC Doorbell. Wouldn't a surprise guest be a little more welcome if they played *NSYNC before they came in?

The Joey Fatone Pregnancy Test. 99% accurate. If it's negative you hear Joey say "whew!" If it's positive you hear the rest of *NSYNC laughing. Who better to break the news to you than *NSYNC?

*NSYNC Underwear. Any style, with *NSYNCers face strategically placed you know where!

*NSYNC Computer Game. Scan a picture of yourself into the game. Then proceed to do "nasty things" with the *NSYNC member of your choice. This gives "Digital Getdown" a whole new meaning!

A pill that erases from your memory every *NSYNC bad hair day, bad wardrobe day, or any embarassing public appearance.
For example: JC's fabulous exceptance speech at the VMA's. "That's all I have to say about that." Also removes fur coat.

Lifesize doll. Actual size. Anatomically correct, of course.

Small cube that plays *NSYNC breaking up with your boyfriend for you. Plays "Bye Bye Bye" after initial heart breaking, then self-destructs.



These are items I'd love to see. Come on *NSYNC, make my dreams a reality!
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