Kim's *NSYNC Extravaganza welcomes you to the only place on the web where you can bitch about anything and not get a law suit! If you are pissed at someone or something email me and I will post it. Right now I'm too lazy to get a message board. So sue me. First of all though, I'm going to share with you everything *NSYNC related that makes me sick!
My birthday was just recently and my little sister Kelly (Justin-lover) went to the mall and bought me some *NSYNC items. Of course I appreciated them because they were *NSYNC but the items themselves really pissed me off. First she bought me an *NSYNC lollipop! Yay! On the wrapper was a lovely picture of Chris (my obsession) with a fake little autograph and all was good. Then I noticed it said "free sticker inside, collect them all." So I figured that since Chris was the only one pictured on the wrapper that he would be the sticker. Well, you can imagine my surprise when I opened it and the sticker was Justin! At first I just looked at it, shocked, disappointed, but most of all infuriated. GRRRRRRRRR!!! That made me so mad. I started yelling. I knocked everything on my computer table onto the floor (including my favorite Garth Brooks cd so you can imagine how mad I was). Why would someone buy a lollipop with Chris on the outside then get a Justin sticker. That is BULL****! Now, on to gift number 2. Why it's a musicube. A little cube with an *NSYNCers picture on each side. It came on a piece of cardboard with plastic around the cube. One distinct member's face was facing out. Who, you ask? Well, who the hell do you think? Justin of course. Hello! Justin is not the only member of *NSYNC. Stupid Winterland/Zeeks people.
I was in Wal-Mart the other day looking through their wide-variety *sarcasm* of posters when I saw one that caught my eye. It was a very nice looking poster. Now, what was it that I didn't like about it? Ah yes. It was a Justin poster. That's the second only-Justin poster they have. What about the rest of the members? They have fans too. As a matter of fact, most of my fellow *NSYNC fans don't like Justin. Only poor little Vanessa. I love Chris. Anita loves JC. Jill loves Lance. Cristi loves Joey. Yabel loves Joey. So the poster supply company for Wal-Mart needs to get off their ass and get some more individual *NSYNC posters!
I have an *NSYNC watch that plays the video. I love it very much. It shows Chris a lot. Even Joey has a part. Hell, they even gave that slut Kim Smith a part in it. But wait a minute, here. Who isn't present in the video-watch? Oh of course. Lance. Oh yeah you remember him. The blond one with the killer solo in...oh wait he doesn't sing. Well, the one who...oh right he doesn't do anything. Well he's there. I demand he get some video footage. Oh by the way. In my watch, there is a lot of Justin.
A couple of days ago I was sleeping happily in my bed. I love to sleep as much as JC, by the way. I had gone to bed at roughly 1:00 a.m. so I was pretty tired. I'm dreaming peacefully when my phone rings. I'm half awake as I answer it. It's my aunt, Annie.
Annie: Hey, Kim, your boys are on.
Me: What? What boys?
Note- I say this as I climb back into bed.
Annie: *NSYNC, that Justin Timberlake boy.
Me: What are they doing?
Annie: They're singing on the Today show.
Me: What are they singing? *still in bed*
Annie: "Shape of My Heart"
Me *outraged and yelling*: THAT'S THE BACKSTREET BOYS!
Annie: But it looks like that Justin boy.
Me *still yelling*: You woke me up at 8:43 in the morning to tell me that the Backstreet Boys are on? I'm hanging up on you now. *click*
Damn her. Then after that I couldn't go back to sleep so I had to get up. I found out later that she thought Nick Carter was Justin. I about vomited. I said "my ass. Justin is way hotter than Nick's dumb ass."
Thursday night (the 23rd) I was at work and the new *NSYNC song came on the radio! I was so happy! "Gone" is such a great song! I love it, love it, love it, love it, love it. So my coworker/buddy Marbella and I were happily singing it when it got to that solemn, melancholy part. You know, "what will I do, if I can't be with you...." That part. Well, it seems that they decided to cut most of that part out. Jerks. It starts on "now that we are apart, am I still in your heart..." Why did they cut that part out? That is so freaking stupid. That's such a great part and no one should have to miss it. I'm just pissed.
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