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So the other day I'm looking through the cards on the *NSYNC game and I noticed that some of the questions and answers are downright stupid. Here are my personal favorites. My thoughts are italicized.
What is the one things that almost no one knows about Chris?
A. He was adopted.
B. He can speak Spanish.
C. He wears glasses.
Ok. Now maybe it's just me, being the huge Chris lover that I am, but I know that he wears glasses. Plenty of other people know he wears glasses. There are pictures of him wearing them. Hell, he wore them to an awards ceremony. I have a picture of it on my wall. If I weren't so damn lazy I'd get up and see which one. This question sucks.

It's a fact that Chris is the:
A. Oldest member of *NSYNC.
B. Smartest member of *NSYNC.
C. Loudest member of *NSYNC.
Ok, now they're making fun of Chris's intellect. Well, that is stupid. He's smart. He may be the smartest one. Damn this game.

What's Lance's favorite CD of all time?
A. Boys II Men Evolution
B. Garth Brooks' Greatest Hits
C. Silverchair Freakshow
Where to begin? First of all, I'm going to point out their literary mistakes. The man's name is Garth Brooks. There was not several men named Garth Brook singing on this cd. Therefore, it should be Garth Brooks's Greatest Hits. But wait, there's more. I have two copies of this cd, plus two tapes of it, and it is not called "Garth Brooks's Greatest Hits." The name of the cd is and I quote "Garth Brooks. The Hits." Anybody who messes up on Garth can kiss my ass. I love him more than *NSYNC.

What was Chris's most embarassing moment?
A. He dropped onto his head while doing a flip.
B. He forgot the words to Giddy Up.
C. He missed the tour bus and had to get a ride.
Would it matter if he forgot the words? Do they even turn his microphone back on after "I Drive Myself Crazy?" Also, how could he miss the bus? There are five people on that bus, I think they would notice if someone was missing.

In high school, Lance belonged to a group abbreviated FCA. What was it?
A. Future Citizens of America.
B. Fellowship of Christian Athletes.
C. Fishing and Camping Association.
Hello? Anyone there? We all know that Lance is from Mississippi. How could he be a future citizen of America? This is ridiculous.

What is Chris's favorite game of all time?
A. Dizzy Dizzy Dinosaur.
B. Hungry Hungry Hippos.
C. Pretty Pretty Princess.
Pretty Pretty Princess? What the hell?

Winter is Lance's favorite season. Why?
A. He loves Christmas.
B. His allergies stop bothering him.
C. He likes to cuddle.
Well, well. Lance likes to cuddle. Well, I'm a big soft teddy bear. Come cuddle with me, Lancie.

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