Being the nice person that I am, I decided to have his party at:

Yep, you guessed it. Good old McDonald's. And look! There's a special guest here. Look, Up in the sky! It's a bird, it's a plane, It's SUPERMAN! And he's got Joey's gifts!







It's a group of kegs! I hope you brought the tap cause you're pumpin' Joey!
And last but not least a gift for that special woman in your life (or Lance):

It's a razor so you can shave that mess off your face! We don't want another American Music Awards, People's Choice Awards, This I Promise You video disgust again. Clean up for us, won't ya, Joe?
Enjoy your gifts!