"I may be tattered, patched, and frayed
You may think this is a con
But I'm really very smart inside
If you want proof, try me on!
And while I'm sitting on your head
I'll have a look in there
You belong in one of four Houses
It's my job to tell you where!
Do you belong in Gryffindor,
House of the brave and daring?
Or hard-working Hufflepuff,
The down-to-earth and caring?
No? Then Ravenclaw may be for you
If you're witty, wise, and smart
But if ambition is your strength
You're a Slytherin at heart
So really all you have to do
Is put me on your head
No wrestling trolls, no magic spells -
Be glad I'm here instead!
Sort Me!
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