--Unknown

"I am only one, but I am one. I cannot do everything, but I can do something. What I can do, I should do and, with the help of GOD, I will do!"

--Everett Hale

"The best and most beautiful things in the world
cannot be seen or even touched.
They must be felt with the heart."

--Helen Keller

"Always do right. This will gratify some people, and astonish the rest."

--Mark Twain

"If we hook a 12-volt battery up to his gonads; he'll sing,"

-Ramsey; 7days

"To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven."

--Karen Sunde

"Anyone that tells you life is fair will lie to you about other things."

--Unknown

"Even a blind squirrel gets a nut now and then."

--Billy Gunn

"Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today."

--James Dean

"Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it."

--Bill Cosby

"Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others"

--Unknown

"He that has done you a kindness will be more ready to do you another, than he whom you yourself have obliged."

-Benjamin Franklin

"The price of a memory, is the memory of the sorrow it brings"

-Counting Crows, Mrs. Potter's Lullaby

"Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour.
Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity."

-Albert Einstein

Opportunity is missed by most people
because it is dressed in overalls
and looks like work.

--Thomas Edison

Far better it is to dare mighty things, even though checkered by failure,
than to take rank with those who neither enjoy much or suffer much,
because they live in the gray twilight that knows not victory nor defeat.

--Theodore Roosevelt

"Success is how high you bounce when you hit bottom."

-- Gen. George Patton

"Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense."

--Steve Landsberg

"The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources."

--Albert Einstein

"The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing.
If you can fake that, you've got it made."

-- Groucho Marx