Quote’s from Dr. Hernandez Biology Teacher

The Original Cubanazo

• I ate the lion that ate the cantelope, wait, no, I didn't eat no cantelope, I meant antelope, not cantelope. -- PA during class, while explaining the food chain
• Where your book is?
• I don’t sink sooooooooooooo!!!
• This guy is the female part- referring to the pistil of the flower
• Once my wife was baking a cake, and I pressed the button and two cakes came out and I said, "Y2K!!!!"
• …my secretaries Dina and Rina-referring to DNA & RNA
• When do we estudy thissss?!
• Un quizito, babies!!!!
• You know schools teach people wrong. They say that pie are squared, but look, pie are round!
• A nuetron walks into a bar and the bartender says, "No Charge!"
• I’m an idiot, why am I yelling?
• Flatworms have a little thing called a mouth
• I didn’t say hard boiled egg. Don’t female women have eggs?
• …hard region cavity
• we have places to stick our things in
• doesn’t have the things to be an insect, or it would be
• (breathes deeply) Ay que rico
• I love you, but ing not a queer or nothing like dat
• Don’t memorize this just remember it
• When alligators hatch they look like little alligators. They hatch like little of the adults
• Look like little fish kinda things
• Where you was?
• This is very highly irregular
• I cant believe your character is so bad you would cheat
• I gave you a handout for that baby. Come on big boy
• Your gonna get two hours big boy
• Doesn’t work with electricity like a battery does
• An initial activation starting energy force
• My mind is not that good
• So if you see a snake with red and yellow and try to take it it’ll be like if you take a traffic light and you’ll be dead
• Ño… I cant read man
• Oh. Dis baby fat. Dis baby cute
• Be estudius students
• Don’t let school get in the way of your education
• You can write on a test and you can wrong on a test
• If you no nice to Mr. Hernadez, Mr. Hernadez no nice to you!
• Whats a matter you?
• Te quiero… is that the Spanish version of the ILOVEYOU virus?
• Are you a fun-gi?
• The water cycle, you know? Like when you go to the beach
• What color was the pea? Yellow
• "I have thousans of questions to choose from, so some are going to be the same and some are going to be different."-- Referring to questions on the final exam
• "Which of the following Darwin did not say."
• "Twenty questions and twenty questions and twenty questions, and thas were i get sixty."--Referring to amount of questions on the final exam
• "Eliminate two and get a fifty fifty thing."--Referring to improving one's odds in a four-answer multiple choice question
• "Bring out de 'eeny meeny miney mo,' de 'bubble gum in jour shoo' and de 'one potato two potato "--referring to the guessing games
• "Why you think you taught that?"--Referring to the guessing games
• "When the stomata open, it means they are open."
• "Two kidney shaped things, shaped like kidneys."
• "Hell nah"--saying (or attempting to say) "hell no"
• "If you have bad uniform"
• "They'll walk in the test and take you out. Mrs. Acosta talked to me."

Quote’s from Miss Castillo Math Teacher

• Oh my God! It’s so squishy!
• Ok guys, come up and get it.
• If you guys don’t finish, I’ll give you some more
• Please don’t give it to me all messy and sloppy
• Benjy, I’ll do you next
• Ok guys! Take it out
• I think id look cute pregnant
• I don’t want to use a spray cause it gets slimy

Quote’s from Mr. Martinez U.S. History

• Immediately after 2^nd period you will proceed to room G-204. You will ascend the main stairway and immediately make a left turn and you will go dirctly to G-204 where we will have Channel 1 directly followed by homeroom.
• I’ll give you a knuckle sandwhich
• Ol’ Tippiecanoe and Ol’ Ruff ‘n Ready
• If you don’t bring it tommorow I’ll give you a POW POW
• Local lock-a-wanna steel industry
• It was definitely backing the trend
• Stimulating an economy that’s in a dull drum
• It was a double WAMI effect
• …and it’s a HELL of a lot better
• I’ve consulted several colleages
• How much does that baby get? -referring to an F-150
• Crusty old geezer
• It’s very convulated
• Stepping on an any with a sledge hammer
• It was mopped up within a week
• ...and section A, George W. Bush… whoa… sorry gents his DAD
• Ive been running around like a chicken without a head
• you would say that you weasel
• …all right Mr. Pendulum
• let me stick my John Hancock there
• …shotgun fashion, but a list nonetheless
• State your business
• Billy was good ol’ boy-referring to Billy Carter
• hey, no more comments from the peanut gallery
• I hope it will be a “far-out” class
• For the sake of domestic tranquility, please sit over there
• Bully to you!
• “That’s sweet,”-student. “You bet that’s sweet,”-Martinez
• Wait one cotton-pickin’ minute
• WE…BEAT…THOSE…DAMN…COMIES!!

Quotes from Mr. Garland Math teacher

• BAH!!!
• WOMP
• Write this down kiddies
• Exterior Angles are your friends!
• WOOOOOWEEEE!!!
• OH Boy!
• It’s Tremendous!
• BAM!!!
• Chalks: Barney, Mr. Turd, King Yellow Man, Pinky, Mr. Peachy

Quotes from Mrs. Fernandez Theology teacher

• NO! We will not give jou a extension because when jou turn jor college application it wont be on time, and den jou wont go to college.
• Dat is EXCELLENT!
• MARTIN! Do I looks like a clown to jou!?
• Do I amusj jou
• I don’t give busy work
• You can expect a comeback in a tight(?) way
• I have a set of bad news
• It all started as oneness
• Exzactly
• Look at the word (reffering to world) under a prism of the new world and the laws
• Before daf
• I hope you will spend all day in the bathroom
• Esssactamente
• Just because jous has more money, that doesn’t make them less fortunate. Jou are not more fortunate. And if jou say you is then that means jour less fortunate
• Lidurgies
• Now sink about why
• Mix it in der own salad bowl and come up wit der new dressing of jou know what I mean
• No ven la noticia ni leen libros ni van a Barnes and Noble
• I am dis far (points to pinky) from loosing my patience
• Sonique- referring to “So Nick”
• De glue that maintains physical and mental health
• Eh eh eh commotion
• Oneness is absorbed and understood
• Medicine doctors
• In the western west
• This is the most uh-honor class I’ve teached
• I have gone above and beyond for jous
• I will not go an inch above
• If you read you’ll see that it’s completely paragraphical
• Shapter
• Martin is a beri smart man, with stupid questions
• Jou has to jous the LISTEN process
• "Before jou ask you get jour head in de book."
• "Jou have to assimilate the material."
• "I wan jou to know de tex."
• "If anyones wants to play around jous can."
• "I think dat jour joung enof to think dat jour adult enof."
• "I'm berry smart."
• "It ain tru."
• "Dam if jou doo, dam if jou don."
• "Jou are de champiyon."
• "Skim and scan."