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Quote’s from Dr. Hernandez Biology Teacher
The Original Cubanazo
- I ate the lion that ate the cantelope, wait, no, I didn't eat no cantelope, I meant antelope, not cantelope. -- PA during class, while explaining the food chain
- Where
your book is?
- I
don’t sink sooooooooooooo!!!
- This
guy is the female part- referring to the pistil of the flower
- Once
my wife was baking a cake, and I pressed the button and two cakes came out
and I said, "Y2K!!!!"
- …my
secretaries Dina and Rina-referring to DNA & RNA
- When
do we estudy thissss?!
- Un quizito,
babies!!!!
- You
know schools teach people wrong. They say that pie are squared, but look,
pie are round!
- A
nuetron walks into a bar and the bartender says, "No Charge!"
- I’m
an idiot, why am I yelling?
- Flatworms
have a little thing called a mouth
- I
didn’t say hard boiled egg. Don’t female women have eggs?
- …hard
region cavity
- we
have places to stick our things in
- doesn’t
have the things to be an insect, or it would be
- (breathes
deeply) Ay que rico
- I
love you, but ing not a queer or nothing like dat
- Don’t
memorize this just remember it
- When
alligators hatch they look like little alligators. They hatch like little of
the adults
- Look
like little fish kinda things
- Where
you was?
- This
is very highly irregular
- I
cant believe your character is so bad you would cheat
- I
gave you a handout for that baby. Come on big boy
- Your
gonna get two hours big boy
- Doesn’t
work with electricity like a battery does
- An
initial activation starting energy force
- My
mind is not that good
- So
if you see a snake with red and yellow and try to take it it’ll be like if
you take a traffic light and you’ll be dead
- Ño… I cant read man
- Oh.
Dis baby fat. Dis baby cute
- Be
estudius students
- Don’t
let school get in the way of your education
- You
can write on a test and you can wrong on a test
- If
you no nice to Mr. Hernadez, Mr. Hernadez no nice to you!
- Whats
a matter you?
- Te
quiero… is that the Spanish version of the ILOVEYOU virus?
- Are
you a fun-gi?
- The
water cycle, you know? Like when you go to the beach
- What
color was the pea? Yellow
- "I have thousans
of questions to choose from, so some are going to be the same and some are
going to be different."-- Referring to questions on the final exam
- "Which of the
following Darwin did not say."
- "Twenty questions
and twenty questions and twenty questions, and thas were i get
sixty."--Referring to amount of questions on the final exam
- "Eliminate two and
get a fifty fifty thing."--Referring to improving one's odds in a
four-answer multiple choice question
- "Bring out de
'eeny meeny miney mo,' de 'bubble gum in jour shoo' and de 'one potato two
potato "--referring to the guessing games
- "Why you think you
taught that?"--Referring to the guessing games
- "When the stomata
open, it means they are open."
- "Two kidney shaped
things, shaped like kidneys."
- "Hell
nah"--saying (or attempting to say) "hell no"
- "If you have bad
uniform"
- "They'll walk in
the test and take you out. Mrs. Acosta talked to me."
Quote’s from Miss Castillo Math Teacher
- Oh
my God! It’s so squishy!
- Ok
guys, come up and get it.
- If
you guys don’t finish, I’ll give you some more
- Please
don’t give it to me all messy and sloppy
- Benjy,
I’ll do you next
- Ok
guys! Take it out
- I
think id look cute pregnant
- I
don’t want to use a spray cause it gets slimy
Quote’s from Mr. Martinez U.S. History
- Immediately
after 2nd period you will proceed to room G-204. You will
ascend the main stairway and immediately make a left turn and you will go
dirctly to G-204 where we will have Channel 1 directly followed by
homeroom.
- I’ll
give you a knuckle sandwhich
- Ol’
Tippiecanoe and Ol’ Ruff ‘n Ready
- If
you don’t bring it tommorow I’ll give you a POW POW
- Local
lock-a-wanna steel industry
- It
was definitely backing the trend
- Stimulating
an economy that’s in a dull drum
- It
was a double WAMI effect
- …and
it’s a HELL of a lot better
- I’ve
consulted several colleages
- How
much does that baby get? -referring to an F-150
- Crusty
old geezer
- It’s
very convulated
- Stepping
on an any with a sledge hammer
- It
was mopped up within a week
- ...and
section A, George W. Bush… whoa… sorry gents his DAD
- Ive
been running around like a chicken without a head
- you
would say that you weasel
- …all
right Mr. Pendulum
- let
me stick my John Hancock there
- …shotgun
fashion, but a list nonetheless
- State
your business
- Billy
was good ol’ boy-referring to Billy Carter
- hey,
no more comments from the peanut gallery
- I
hope it will be a “far-out” class
- For
the sake of domestic tranquility, please sit over there
- Bully
to you!
- “That’s
sweet,”-student. “You bet that’s sweet,”-Martinez
- Wait
one cotton-pickin’ minute
- WE…BEAT…THOSE…DAMN…COMIES!!
Quotes from Mr. Garland Math
teacher
- BAH!!!
- WOMP
- Write
this down kiddies
- Exterior
Angles are your friends!
- WOOOOOWEEEE!!!
- OH
Boy!
- It’s
Tremendous!
- BAM!!!
- Chalks:
Barney, Mr. Turd, King Yellow Man, Pinky, Mr. Peachy
Quotes from Mrs. Fernandez Theology teacher
- NO!
We will not give jou a extension because when jou turn jor college
application it wont be on time, and den jou wont go to college.
- Dat
is EXCELLENT!
- MARTIN!
Do I looks like a clown to jou!?
- Do
I amusj jou
- I
don’t give busy work
- You
can expect a comeback in a tight(?) way
- I
have a set of bad news
- It
all started as oneness
- Exzactly
- Look
at the word (reffering to world) under a prism of the new world and the
laws
- Before
daf
- I
hope you will spend all day in the bathroom
- Esssactamente
- Just
because jous has more money, that doesn’t make them less fortunate. Jou
are not more fortunate. And if jou say you is then that means jour less
fortunate
- Lidurgies
- Now
sink about why
- Mix
it in der own salad bowl and come up wit der new dressing of jou know what
I mean
- No ven la noticia ni
leen libros ni van a Barnes and Noble
- I
am dis far (points to pinky) from loosing my patience
- Sonique-
referring to “So Nick”
- De
glue that maintains physical and mental health
- Eh
eh eh commotion
- Oneness
is absorbed and understood
- Medicine
doctors
- In
the western west
- This
is the most uh-honor class I’ve teached
- I
have gone above and beyond for jous
- I
will not go an inch above
- If
you read you’ll see that it’s completely paragraphical
- Shapter
- Martin
is a beri smart man, with stupid questions
- Jou
has to jous the LISTEN process
- "Before jou ask
you get jour head in de book."
- "Jou have to
assimilate the material."
- "I wan jou to know
de tex."
- "If anyones wants
to play around jous can."
- "I think dat jour
joung enof to think dat jour adult enof."
- "I'm berry
smart."
- "It ain tru."
- "Dam if jou doo,
dam if jou don."
- "Jou are de
champiyon."
- "Skim and
scan."