ø´¨`» Star light ... Star bright ... Where the hell is Mr. RighT?
ø´¨`» Smile, its the second best thing you can do with your lips.
ø´¨`» Last night I looked up @ the stars & matched each 1 with a reason why I love u, I was doing great but then I ran out of stars.
ø´¨`» Mr. Stratford: Hello Katriana, make anyone cry today? Kat: Sadly no, but it's only 4:30.
ø´¨`» One today is worth two tomorrows.
ø´¨`» Have you something to do tomorrow? Do it today.
ø´¨`» A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
ø´¨`»Roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?
ø´¨`» Dont say you love me unless you really mean it, cuz I might do something crazy, like believe it.
ø´¨`» "Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart." -Caryn Leschen-
ø´¨`» How can you be friends with someone if every time you look at them and want them even more
ø´¨`» Tears are words the heart can't say.
ø´¨`» "A break up is like a broken mirror ... it is better to leave it broken than hurt yourself trying to fix it back together."
ø´¨`» Don't chase them, just replace them!
ø´¨`»It takes a minute to have a crush on someone, an hour to like someone, a day to love someone, but it can take a life time to forget someone. -Leslie McKey
ø´¨`» "Girls are like phones, we like to be held and talked too, but if u press the wrong button u'll be disconnected!"
ø´¨`» A day without sunshine is like, well, night.
ø´¨`» He holds me when I start to cry, Makes me smile with just his eyes, shares my hopes ... dreams ... fears, wipes all my tears, I love him without regret, I just havent found him yet.
ø´¨`» "Well, my idea of a perfect date would be April 23rd. Because it's not too warm or too cold, and all you need is a light jacket." --Miss Congeniality
ø´¨`» A good marriage is at least 80% good luck in finding the right person at the right time. The rest is trust.-Nanette Newman (British Actress)
ø´¨`» A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.-Michel de Montaigne
ø´¨`» A good way to get your name in the newspaper is to cross the street reading one.
ø´¨`» A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.-Jerry Seinfeld
ø´¨`» A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.
ø´¨`»Kathy:"You know, you have great hair!" Chandler:"Thanks, I grow it myself."
ø´¨`» Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals
ø´¨`» A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend ... A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
ø´¨`» Having been poor is no shame; but being ashamed of it is.
ø´¨`» Fools make feasts and wise men eat them.
ø´¨`» I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair; I hate the way you drive my car, I hate it when you stare. I hate your big dumb combat boots, And the way you read my mind. I hate you so much it makes me sick; It even makes me rhyme. I hate the way you're always right, I hate it when you lie, I hate it when you make me laugh; Even worse when you make me cry. I hate it that you're not around, And the fact that you didn't call. But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you; Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all.
ø´¨`» Mr. Stratford: Hey, I've got news for you. I'm down with it, I got the 411, and you're not gettin' jiggy with some guy. I dont care how dope his ride is.
ø´¨`» Patrick: You're not afraid of me, are you? Kat: Why would i be afraid of you? Patrick: Most people are. Kat: Well, I'm not. Patrick: But I'm sure you've thought about me naked. Kat: Am I that transparent? I want you. I need you. Oh baby oh baby!
ø´¨`» "Warning! *ssh*l*s are closer than they appear!"
ø´¨`» "If I am not back in 5 minutes, wait longer."
ø´¨`» "Be afraid. Be very afraid."
ø´¨`» "Give me some sugga, baby."
ø´¨`» Kathryn: Everybody loves me, and I intend to keep that way.
ø´¨`» Annette: People shouldn't experience the act of love until they are in love.
ø´¨`» Kathryn: Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.
ø´¨`»Kathryn: In English ... I'll f*ck your brains out.
ø´¨`» Do you leave the light on after bedtime? 'Cause I get a little scared in the dark sometimes... if it's a strange place.
ø´¨`» Sandy: Are you making fun of me, Riz? Rizzo: Some people are so touchy.
ø´¨`» "Should we shag now or should we shag later?"
ø´¨`» Dr. Evil: You're not quite evil enough. You're semi-evil. You're quasi-evil. You're the margarine of evil. You're the Diet Coke of evil, just one calorie, not evil enough.
ø´¨`» Jan: Marsha Marsha Marsha!!
ø´¨`» Maggie: When they ask me what I liked best, I'll say it was you.
ø´¨`» Cher: So like, right now for example. The Haitians need to come to America. But some people are all, "What about the strain on our resources?" Well it's like when I had this garden party for my father's birthday. I put R.S.V.P. 'cause it was a sit-down dinner. But some people came that like did not R.S.V.P. I was totally buggin'. I had to haul ass to the kitchen, redistribute the food, and squish in extra place settings. But by the end of the day it was, like, the more the merrier. And so if the government could just get to the kitchen and rearrange some things we could certainly party with the Haitians. And in conclusion may I please remind you it does not say R.S.V.P. on the Statue of Liberty! Thank you very much.
ø´¨`» Mel: What the hell is that? Cher: A dress. Mel: Says who? Cher: Calvin Klein.
ø´¨`» I ran up the door, closed the stairs, said my pajamas, and put on my prayers. Turned off the bed, and hopped into the light, all because you kissed me goodnite!
ø´¨`» "Yesterday is the past, tomorrow is the future. Today is a gift that is why we call it the present." - Richard Keene
ø´¨`» Some day you will cry for me like I cried for you, some day you will miss me like I missed you, some day you will need me like I needed you, someday you will love me but I wont luv you!
ø´¨`» I'm threw w/ guys, they all tell lies, they break your heart and make you cry, luvin guyz is such a sin. Hey check that guy who just walked in!
ø´¨`» Loving you is like breathing ... how can I stop?
ø´¨`» Don't settle 4 the one you can live with ... wait 4 the one you can't live without.
ø´¨`» If ur naughty go 2 ur room ... If u wanna be naughty, go 2 mine.
ø´¨`» Never tell your mom her diet's not working
ø´¨`» When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair
ø´¨`» You can't trust dogs to watch your food
ø´¨`» Rain is saved up in cloud banks
When electric currents go through them, guitars start making sounds. So would anybody!
ø´¨`» Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair
ø´¨`» Piglet slid up to Pooh from behind and whispered, 'Pooh.' 'Yes, Piglet.' 'Nothing,' said Piglet, holding his paw. 'I just wanted to be sure of you.'