I Have A Dog

It's trouble,
My dog..
It's calculating
To kill anyone
He sees..

It yaps at the gate..
It yelps at the kids..
It squeals in delite...
My dog...
It's trouble you see.

I have a dog...
Invisible to most,
Including myself..
I'll sit here petting
Trouble the dog...
Most say I'm
Crazy...
But that meter
Reader could prove
Them wrong.