Things that piss me off...

This is a list of the little things that get on my nerves until i go insane and throw a desk at the teacher. Some of them have nothing to do with you. Some do. If they have something to do with you...stop doing it. Thank you.

Shit That Pisses Me Off

• When the egg get all over the stove when your making ramen.
• When you only get the blue part of the toothpaste and it tastes like ass.
• When you get accidentally kicked in the nuts and you have no one to beat down.
• When a teacher forgets to collect a homework and some asshole raises his hand and reminds him/her.
• When kids in private schools act like they're from the hood.
• Tanya
• Practice PSATs (?)
• Gay buddy icons
• Avril Lavigne
• The peanut butter ritz bits sandwiches
• Low sodium wheat thins
• When people ask questions they know the answer to.
• Pop-up ads
• E-mail porn
• When you pour yourself a bowl of cereal and theres no milk
• E-bay reserves
• Body glitter
• AOL
• When you drop the pick into the acoustic.
• When some gay chick on the bus offers you a piece of gum ansd hands you an empty wrapper.
• Ugly chicks with snobby key chains
• Sevendust touring with Creed
• The powdery shit at the bottom of a cereal box
• When erasers just smear shit all over your paper
• Abbr.
• weak farts
• a sneeze that never comes
• Reality TV shows
• (Remotely Queued)
• Vegetarians
• unfrosted pop-tarts
• urps
• enthusiasm
• when your strap decides to drop itself knobs first
• When a hot chick says she's ugly.
• When your eating popcorn, and you get that little flake of shell in the back of your throat and you keep gagging on it.
• When a teacher or administator calls you "son".
• When you have one of those freak hiccups that come from nowhere and make you inhale like you just took a shotgun round to the stomach
• You're playing and the other dude's knobs touch your arm and you become the victim of a home-made stun gun
• People always trying to explainin to you why they're fat
• Disrespect from the overweight (no offense to you respectful lardasses out there)
• 1st-period woods
• More to come... send an e-mail with your addition to Ibanez05@aol.com