Marco Island...August 1, 2000
Marco Island...August 1, 2000

5:30 p.m.

Happy Birthday to me. Yay. Steph got me the funniest present. It's dancing flowers. They dance to country music. Funniest thing. She also got me a snake pen which I named Steve. Allison is watching "Two of a Kind," the show that makes us all go "blah". The only reason we let her watch it is because it's the episode with Claire Stansfield in it. Go Alti! Anyway...we went down to the beach at 10. We alternated between the beach and the pool all day. Steph and I burned our feet on the boardwalk...that was when we realized that maybe we should have worn shoes. Wow. There was an "ape man" at the pool, but I'll let Steph explain that. There was also a guy who looked like one of the Hansons. Mm-bop...noooooooo! And now my shoulders are bright red...really red. I'm gonna need aloe soon. I can feel the heat coming off my arms. And guess what? It's gonna rain again. Fuuuuuun.

Happy 1/2 birthday 2 me!!! Oh yeah and it's Lauren's birthday (yes a whole one) too. Ok. HAPPY BIRTHDAY LAUREN!!! Guys: well there was one really cute guy who we passed on the boardwalk, but that's it. No comment on hairy butt man. Joey is Al Pachino's butt. Ya know, just keeping up the topic. Butt really... we got burnt/tan. We're looking good or we will be after the red fades. I want to go to the beach tonight. Aw Chandler is so cute! Yo estoy soooo hungry. Clown porno...don't ask! I'll just keep writing what happens on "Friends" so I'll go now.

7:05 p.m.

Steph felt deceived by the hairy butt man.

I also felt deceived that I received no ice cream! hm! =(

9:22 p.m.

Well I was officially 16 years old as of 8:29 this evening, and has anything changed? No. There was a really pretty sunset. My sunburn hurts. And now a quote from some guys in the pool who thought they were funny: "Yeah! We're gonna get everyone in the pool wet! Yeah!" "What?" LOL. Here on Gilligan's Isle...

9:50 p.m.

Ok I have to put this first 'cause I'm a lumberjack and I'm ok! All right now I want a guy (why is this so important?) ha the fat old woman had to pick her wedgie! LOL. Lauren just reminded me that we stalked or got stalked by HANSON! He was at the restaurant and the arcade. I want ice cream. Do not assault the manatees!

10:34 p.m.

A small note: After reading Steph's last entry, I just wanted to say something. We weren't stalking the Hanson guy. It's just that he might have thought so because he happened to show up everywhere we went. Coincedence?

I think not.

Conspiracy...

10:40 p.m.

Ok I wanna sound like Lauren. So here goes: Lauren <- I'm a dodo! Steph says the turn around guy is hot! Well he is (ok that's me being me) and I want ice cream! Hm!

10:42 p.m.

She forgot the sunset again. Random thought: Eudial speaking. Steph thought someone was licking the toilet water. Your stupid answering machine <- the rest of my random thought. Was that the TV? Let's see what's on the radio. Ahhhhhh Britney Spears! Kill me please. I'm being surrounded by the words of a talent-less bimbo. Someone save me. Time to go get my CD player.

Steph: swaying side to side. "TELL ME IT'S REAL," -KC and JOJO! Lauren just said: is this the official good-night music? LOL.

10:48 p.m.

And that's the way it is...once again. Yay! Celine Dion is on. Finally some talent. *cheers* I thought that I had been deafened by *gag me please* Britney Spears. Celine Dion has restored my hearing. And that's the way it is...

Day 3