The Dark Side
Hello, young Sith. You have found your home. The call of the Dark Side is strong, very strong. I am your Master and Lord, the Emperor. You will obey me, you will worship me, and you will kill for me. I am responsible for the extermination of the Jedi, the guardians of peace and justice in the galaxy. I am responsible for the deaths of billions. I am responsible for evil itself because I am Evil. I have existed forever, and I will always exist. I never came into existance. I am before Time. I am before thought. I am before the cosmos itself. I am forever. I know everything at all times; I know every thought of every living creature for all time. I do not foresee future events, for I am the future, I am the present, and I am the past. I am matter. I am anti-matter. I consume time. Now I will consume you.
If you wish to continue your training as a Sith, continue to one of the links below but make special note to click on the green banner displaying my visage.. If you wish to reconsider, you and your family will die. If, by chance, you are wondering, what you are hearing now is the national anthem for the Empire. If you complete your Sith training, a chip will be implanted into your brain that will play it for the rest of your meaningless life.
Captain Kirk vs. Captain Picard
