PRAYER FOR THE STRESSED


GRANT ME THE SERENITY TO ACCEPT THE THINGS I CANNOT CHANGE, THE COURAGE TO CHANGE THE THINGS I CANNOT ACCEPT, AND THE WISDOM TO HIDE THE BODIES OF THOSE PEOPLE I HAD TO KILL TODAY BECAUSE THEY PISSED ME OFF.

AND ALSO, HELP ME TO BE CAREFUL OF THE TOES I STEP ON TODAY AS THEY MAY BE CONNECTED TO THE ASS THAT I MAY HAVE TO KISS TOMORROW.

AND HELP ME TO REMEMBER... WHEN I AM HAVING A REALLY BAD DAY, AND IT SEEMS THAT PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO PISS ME OFF, THAT IT TAKES 42 MUSCLES TO FROWN AND ONLY 4 TO RAISE MY FINGER AND FLY 'EM THE BIRD.

AMEN