First a brief explanation so you don't get too scared. The African Hunting Knife is an artifact that my dad inherited from his aunt. I just thought that it was cool (the archeology thing I guess). So no, we're not psycho (much), we just found humor in it like we do with everything...
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20. Make a sword noise (sound FX!)
19. Use it for gardening.
18. A good excuse to go to North Africa.
17. Slice a bagel.
16. Hibachi!
15. Go fishing (um...spear fishing)!
14. Clean your nails.
13. Mumble words as you wave it in the air.
12. Go hunting (of course).
11. Chope firewood.
10. Dismiss people from the tribal counsel.
9. Another way to skin a cat. o_O;
8. Cut your hair.
7. Make cut out clothes.
6. Pop a balloon.
5. Scare your siblings.
4. Hang it next to the eagle in the kitchen.
3. Slash someone's tires.
2. Be Braveheart! (kiss my arse!)
Last but not least... 1. Don't give it to Lauren! (aw...why not?) ^_^