Amy- 7. Bonus points to Sophisto for going out and gettin some vocal coaching. He definately has improved.
Ash- 7. It amazes me that he can sing higher than most girls I know, but at times it hurts my ears.
Val-8. His voice is amazing! Whats even more amazing is that he doesn't have to grab himself to reach that octive. Way to go Chris for making the times that you get to sing memorable.
Amy- 8.5. Love the sarcasm bit. He lost a few points for not being CrAzy Chris anymore, but I give him props for saying hell a lot. Love it.
Ash- 9. His sense of humor is "on point" (clap, clap). Plus he is honest.
Val- 8.5 " Thats the BEST!" It's hard not to like Chris because of his personality. Way to go for being brutily honest while being funny at the same time.
Appearance:
Nikki- 6. Hallelughia! He finally got a haircut.
Amy- 7.5. Holy mother of God. He is hot. He is sophistocated. I love him.
Ash -8. He's hot. I just wish he would have cut his hair before he got a wife.
Val- 9 DAMN! Boy be lookin good! It's amazing what a haircut will do for ya! Look out for Chris on the next cover of GQ.
Star Quality:
Nikki- 5. Maybe it's his age, but I don't see him going anywhere without NSync.
Amy- 5. I agree with you Nik...but then again, he always has the Hollywood Hightones to fall back on...lol.
Ash- 5. FuManSkeeto.
Val- 5 Chris doesn't strike me as the kind that would draw millions of people to him. I think if he were a stand up comedian he would have a better chance, but without the other guys sadly he doesn't have anything and like Ash said he always has FuMan to fall back on.
Overall Rank:
Nikki- 2. Scuz or not, Chris rocks. After all, he DID admit that he had a wife and 2 kids.
Amy- 3. Ugh! I hate these choices. He is respectable. He is the all around guy. He brings his girlfriend in public. He find the motivation to be himself.
Ash- 3. He is the most respectable member of the group, not to mention he is hot as hell.
Val- 3. He is my idol. He's just a all around great guy like Amy said. You have to give him points for always being himself and for starting the group.
Amy- 6.5. All I have to say is "What's your pleazzzzzzure?" Yum.
Ash- 6. Please don't freestyle dance, keep to the choreography.
Val- 7. Surprisingly he has a great voice and he can dance... does the club dance count?
Personality:
Nikki- 8. Outgoing and ALWAYS happy, right Joe Stud? If I ever met him, I'd run for my life for the fear of him molesting me butcha know, we'll climb that mountain when we get there.
Amy-8. I love the "Hi we're N SYNC" Joey. Dancer face is great. And he is always smiling. Very cute. Now Joey Fatone...Mr. Big Breasted, Joey Approved, I could do without.
Ash- 7. I admire that he is always so smiley. But the reasons WHY he is so smiley scare me.
Val- 7. Joe. Joe. Joe. I Have to admit he makes me happy. Probably cause he's so dumb its hard not to laugh at him and seeing he is Stever's brother I Have to like him. ROLL HER ROLL HER! plus I don't wanna miss out peace
Appearance:
Nikki- 5. Um. He looks good sideways in the dark with a wifebeater on.
Amy- 7.5. He is a hottie with a body. He is solid. And I love the way he tosses JC over his shoulder. Dye the hair back brown with blonde streaks, and we have a winner.
Ash- 6. His brother is my inspiration, and because Joey resembles him, he gets extra points.
Val- 6. He would look better if he dyed his hair back to brown with the blond streaks. He has a great 6 pack of beer and seeing he is Stever's brother he gets more points again.
Star Quality:
Nikki- 7. He really knows how to ham it up when and when not necesarry.
Amy- 7. He can work the camara. He can work the chair. And he can work the girls.
Ash- 6. Someone who was a werwolf in their previous job obviously has some issues.
Val- 6. LOL He sure knows how to work everything AND I do mean everything. He is definitly a "star" on the corner. I would give him a quarter.
Overall Rank:
Nikki- 4. I don't like him or hate him. He's just kind of there.
Amy- 4. He took a nosedive in my book. I have my reasons. I still think that he is cute when he smiles though...lol...
Ash- 4. He is a cutie, but I try to stay away from perverts.
Val- 4/5. Like Amy said, I have my reasons too. It's kinda weird to think that I find someone who invents STD's cute, but I do. With that smile its hard not to like Joey.
Talent:
Nikki- 10. No denying it, he has a spectacular voice. Obviously, the kid's got energy. But let's try to contain ourselves so Auntie Nikki doesn't have to bust out the Mase, mmmkay?
Amy- 10. Even though Cracknuts is last in my book, I can't say anything bad about his voice. He is so damn talented. Period.
Ash- 10. Amazing voice.
Val- 10. WOW! That boy is incredible! He has it all.
Personality:
Nikki- 7. He's sincere and honest which are 2 qualities I look for first. A little quirky and a little quiet at times. And there is that spazzing matter but don't get me started.
Amy -5. Yeah, that gorilla's real.
Ash- 4. It brings me great joy to scream "CRACK" every time he acts retarted.
Val- 7. He is kinda dull at times. I like him more when he is on crack. WIPEOUT!!!!!!
Appearance:
Nikki- 8. Jayce is hot. Got the face of an angel and the body of a 12 year old. So not exactly a complete package but then again, he's not the favorite.
Amy- 5. He is OK. He is actually starting to grow on me a little. Key word: little. I love the scruff and the highlights. Keep it. How bout lookin into some weight gainer 2000?
Ash- 4. Shut your mouth. Hold still. Gain weight. Then we can talk.
Val- 8.5. YUMMY! Although he weighs about as much as my leg, I love his body. Pure model material. The eyes, the cheekbones, the teeth.... OK so NOT the teeth, but as long as he keeps his mouth shut he is as close as perfect as they come.
Star Quality:
Nikki- 9. With his voice, looks, and dancing ability, he can go solo anytime he wants.
Amy- 9. He has solo written all over him.
Ash- 9.5. He'll be in the business a long time.
Val- 10. HE IS a star. He got the full package and he has the voice and apperance that will span throughout the years.
Overall Rank:
Nikki- 3. MAJOR leap ahead for Shhhhhuuuzay. COOL.
Amy- 5. Sorry. This one never MF revolves.
Ash- 5. He's a member of *NSYNC so I have to love him, but not looooooooooove him.
Val- 1/2. I love the guy. I will admit it. He will always be number 1/2 in my book.
Talent:
Nikki- 10. No one else will agree with me, but I think his voice is better than JC's.
Amy- 9. He has a lot of emotion in his voice. And he can roll his body while singing. Damn. What talent.
Val- 9. He feels what he sings and the boy can dance. His body is soooooooo wrong lol he should be illegal.
Personality:
Nikki- 6. Sometimes he's an ass, sometime's he's not. I've heard both ways.
Amy- 9. I love all the little sayings he has...Oh my God Girl, guess what he did?..It's like Butta, baby...Go Boy, Go!...I mean..how cute is that?
Val- 9. He IS a sweetheart although he is a semi-normal teenage male who has issues. He is captivating.
Appearance:
Nikki- 10. Nice body, beautiful face. I am so ashamed.
Amy- 10. He is one fione MF.
Val-10.He is perfect. Nuff said.
Star Quality:
Nikki- 10. J-Cash is MO-NEY. He's such an awesome performer and just has that extra somethin somethin.
Amy -10. He has got everything that people are looking for. Voice, Dancing, Acting, Skillz on da court, Skillz off the court *wink*....Ed McMahon made a crappy choice.
Val-10. Again the boy is perfect...on AND off the stage. *wink wink* "I'm not a playa I just crush a lot"
Overall Rank:
Nikki- 1. I'm weak, y'all.
Amy- 1. JUSTIN IS HOT.
Val- 1/2. He's taken the highest leep in my book. I have my reasons.
Talent:
Nikki- 6.5. Well... uh... we all know that he can jig. Or something.
Amy- 8. Why an 8? He's from Mississippi! And his voice is awesome!!! He gets extra special bonus points in this round for his pelvic breaking performace of the second thrust in Crazy for You.....OH...MY...GOD....(insert squeal like a 12 yr. old)
Val- 7. He can do a perfect imitation of a Squirel. Now THAT is talent. Oh yeah " Girl are you alone?"
Personality:
Nikki- 8. Nice guys are so adorable. So what if he's a bit feminine?
Amy- 9. He is whitty, and a closet smart-ass. And he said shit and piss. I LOVE THAT.
Val- 8. It's all about the 4 letter words, plus its the innocent ones who always knock you on your ass.
Appearance:
Nikki- 8. Hoooo. I have no idea what he's been eating but 2 words: YUM AY.
Amy -9.5. Holy shit. He screams sex. Sex hair. Sex eyes. Sex voice. Sex ass. Just pure sex.
Val- 8. Bed head is where its at! As much as I hate to admit it, Lance is HOTT!
Star Quality:
Nikki- 6. The acro wouldn't work without him and that's about as far as it goes. But scored extra points for "Girl Were You Alone?"
Amy- 6.5. He is more of the behind the scenes guy. I'd like him behind my scene! lol. What? No props for Mississippi Showstoppers?
Val- 6. He's too laid back to be a star on his own. I bet he's a "star" in bed though ( OMG! Did I just say that? naughty).
Overall Rank:
Nikki- 5. I feel so bad for putting him last because he's a genuine good guy. But he makes it so easy.
Amy -2. I LOVE LANCE. I LOVE LANCE. I LOVE LANCE.
Val- 4/5. I never used to feel bad about not liking Lance but damnit I love the guy now * hangs head* I swear its in the water. " Whatever it takes, I'll do it for you" and I would now too.
