We the skeeks are smelly, ugly, terrible people. we ride 50cc junk. we have no self respect, and hobo's laugh at us.
Do you have the ignorance, self denial, penis envy, and drive that it takes to be a
Skeek? Or maybe you at least have a $1.50 to cover the projected cost design budget? Then please contact Q-BertUPDATE: Skeeks
Declare they are weak! Official
Declaration of Wimpyness
The Skeeks Are:
We want to be Suave and Sophisticated
trying to be more than we are!
Giving the Indian something to laugh about
Skeeks respect and are attracted to older ladies, full figured women, mostly
dolphins won't have us, and cripples laugh at us!
Strong proponents of Family Incest
Working for your best food stamps processes
ENFORCING a Postive Sense of autoeroticism
Always Making New Friends
Preferred by 3 out of 4 Foundlings
Encouraging stupid labor