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--Disclaimer: Not mine. Never will be. Don't sue. This happened to my mom and I on my way home from school, well, except for the ending and unfortunately without the boys or the hummer ¬¬;
--Warnings: language and threatening civilians and shounen ai (of course ^^)
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Duo was happily driving down the highway at 55 mile per hour in his brand new hummer. Heero was sitting quietly in the passenger seat, dozing on the smooth ride. In the back, Quatre was in the middle and Wufei and Trowa were by the windows. There were only a few other cars on the road, mostly way ahead of them or way behind them so everyone was silently listening to the music.
Duo glanced in his rear view mirror and whistled. "Look at that guy fly!"
The others turned to see a red Thunderbird almost catching them. Duo changed lanes to get out of his way. The car slowed down as it came even with them, edging past the hummer slowly. Duo glanced over to see a guy in the passenger seat and a girl driving. Both had cropped hair died that whitish-yellow that seemed to be so popular. The car was missing its trunk lock and had a sticker stating 'boys lie'.
Duo frowned slightly but said nothing. That was until the passenger threw a beer can out his open window. The can smashed against Duo's car exploding and the last bit of liquid splashed the windshield.
"Kisama! Why that no good bakayero!!! He threw a g.d.m.f.s.o.b. can out his damn window and it hit my new car!!!"
"Omae o korosu!" Heero growled and pushed his weight onto Duo's right leg. The car sped up and easily caught up with the red menace. Needing no more encouragement, Duo sped up and gently nudged the car with his and sent it spinning out. Duo slammed on his brakes and Heero opened the door. He walked over and shoved his ever-present gun into the car. The girl screamed and the guy turned extremely pale. "If you ever, ever throw another can out of your car window, I will chase you down and blow off your balls. And *I* don't lie. Got it?" Heero breathed.
"Y-y-yeah, sure man. Got it."
"Now go apologize to the driver and get the hell out of here." Heero opened the door. The guy jumped out the car, ran up to Duo's window, stuttered a short 'I'm very, very sorry for throwing the can onto your car' before running back to his own car and driving off at extremely high speeds on the now empty road.
Heero walked calmly back to the car and climbed in. Duo started off again, smiling at his lover's protective nature. "Thanks Hee-chan."
"Hn."
"Heero, was that really necessary? I mean you scared them quite a lot."
"Yes it was necessary. What if it had caused an accident? Or what if we had been a little old lady?"
"Good point." Quatre conceded, Snuggling with Trowa.
"I'll bet he never does it again, did you see the front of his pants? Heero scared him so that he wet himself." Trowa pointed out, the mirth obvious in his voice.
"Stupid reckless weird-looking kids. No respect for other people." Wufei muttered.
Duo looked back at Wufei then to Heero before breaking out laughing. Quatre joined him along with Wufei. Heero and Trowa smirked. The incident amused them for the rest of the afternoon.
***Owari***