"Let me go! Let me go! Let! Me! Go!" Duo shouted as he was pulled down another hallway, deeper into the OZ base by several guards.
"Shut up kid." One guard growled. He was promptly smacked in the face by Duo's braid. "Ouch! Knock it off!" *SMACK* "Shimatta, stop!" *SMACK*
"Just grab his hair!" A second guard advised.
"NOOO! Not my braid! Leave it alone! Leave it alone!" Duo cried as he wriggled in their grasp.
"Got it!" Another guard exclaimed, pulling the braid hard.
"OWWW! Ouch! Itai! Let go!" Duo whined.
"Oh for goodness sake! I thought you were supposed to be a gundam pilot! Stop whimpering." The guard that held the braid clamped his hand over Duo's mouth to silence him.
'Bad idea.' Duo thought evilly. 'Very bad idea.' He drew back his lips and bit the offending hand...hard!
"Ow! He bit me! The little SOB bit me! Masaka! He bit me." The guard shook his hand vigorously as he grumbled the complaints.
"Little brat! Quick chain him up before he can cause any more trouble!"
"That was for *touching* my braid!" Duo growled. "And who are you calling little? Shorty."
The guards ignored Duo's mumbled death threats and attemps to anger them. They quickly chained Duo, carefully avoiding his hair and his mouth. When the last handcuffs were locked in place, the guards sighed, before getting a really evil glare in their eyes.
"You thinking what I'm thinking?"
"I hope so. Since he like his braid so much, I think we should cut it off."
"NO! NO! Nononononononononononooooo! Not my braid! Anything but my braid!" Duo glanced down. "Matte, I take that back! Not anything, but not my braid either! HEERO! HELP! MURDER! POLICE! Mph mmmpll mphl mph mm mplllph!"(<-translation: My mother fell in the grease.)
The guards smiled happily as the gag was shoved into Duo's mouth. The first guard pulled a knife from his belt sheath and (do NOT insert hentai thought here.) grabbed Duo's braid. Bringing the knife to the plait of hair, he pulled. The knife snapped in two! Duo sighed with relief, nearly fainting.
"Huh?!?"
"You just did it wrong. It was probably a bad knife. Let me try." Another guard stepped up with a pair of scissors. He slammed them closed on Duo's hair. "The blades...broke? (think Disney's Hercules) How the hell did that happen?"
Some other guard (I'm gonna have to # them, ne? ;p) pulled out gardening shears. (don't ask, it's safer.^;~) Duo's eyes widened slightly, but relaxed when those blades also broke. After a couple of more knives, one guard stomped out of the room, frustrated. He returned several minutes later with *bumbumbum* a chain saw! Duo squeaked and squirmed frantically, his violet eyes impossibly large and bright.
"Mph! Mphllphyplrrphphlll!!!!!"
The evil and extremely smelly guards only laughed as the chain saw was turned on and revved up. The guard brought it up to Duo's hair, pausing, before touching it to the silky chain. The metal teeth were ripped off and flung in every direction. Duo closed his eyes as the guards ran from the shrapnel.
Duo heard the chain saw sputter and die. When everything was quiet, Duo cracked his eyes open. A pair of cobalt looked back at him.
"Mph Mph Mphhh!"(<-OMG) Duo exclaimed surprised.
"Duo." Heero moved to unlock the chains.
"MphMpo?"(<-Heero?)
"Aa." Heero carefully pulled the gag away.
"Oh, Heero!" Duo sobbed. "I'm so glad to see you!" the braided boy glomped his hero *snicker*.
"I've never seen guards run so fast. What happened?"
"They tried to cut off my braid. With knives. And scissors. And a chain saw! It was horrible!!"
Duo clung tighter to Heero, who mearly raised an eyebrow at Duo's words but said nothing. A quick kiss and Duo was reluctantly forced to let go.
"The sooner we get out of here the sooner we're home." Heero said. Duo grabbed Heero's hand and they were out of there in a flash. They spent the rest of the night with some ice cream and chocolate syrup.
***OWARI***