What's up? This is Jessica. *smiles widely* You know you love me! Anyhoo, I've been having some very...odd thoughts about some people you may have heard of once before...they're this new group from uh...Florida called Nick Carter and the Boys from the Backstreet. ("NICK! GET THE HELL OFF OF MY COMPUTER!!!!") Sorry, Nick's an idiot...(no, I still don't know him, so don't get confused.) They're called the Backstreet Boys...this new group...*shrugs shoulders* Moving on...
Did I mention I pulled all this out of my ass? Well I did...and most of it probably won't make sense to a normal person, but it makes sense to me so BACK OFF!
Ok, we'll start with videos, aight? Dat coo' wit you, yo? (Sorry had a Justin Timberstupidhead moment.) Anyhoo, this should be fun once I stop trying to test your patience (muhahahha) I love being an ass.
Alright, alright here we go...
Show Me the Meaning of Being Lonely
-There is no smart-ass comment I can make on this video. Believe it or not, I don't have anything to say except I love this video. It's quite depressing, but I love it sooo much. I know this is going to be the one that shoves them even farther into complete success. A lot more people are going to take note now...they're not just a "cheesy pop boy band" anymore.
Larger Than Life
-AJ! How many times do I have to tell you? Shopping with Britney Spears isn't cool! Look, I understand they wanted you to wear clothes, yet you insisted on not wearing a shirt, but COME ON! Just chop off the arms like you do to every other shirt you own...don't expose you're mid-drift...it's very unbecoming of a lady.
-Brian, thank God you cut your damn hair! IT'S ABOUT DAMN TIME DON'T YA THINK? Did they have to bust out the weed wacker on that shit? If you EVER let it go that long again...that's the end of your life! J/P...I'd never hurt my Bri-guy :). Why is he wearing a bullet proof vest at the end?
-NICKOLAS GENE YOU LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT!
-Yeah, Nick...you STILL look like an idiot.
-The dance part at the end is cool.
-KEVIN IS ONE FINE MOTHER!
-Howie, I'm diggin the hair...it's better then the dripping w/ jheri curl look.
-NICK STILL LOOKS RETARDED.
-How exactly do "normal" people move that fast?
-What's with this 3000 a.d. thing? I thought the year coming up was 2000? Happy New Year's by the way.
-You know what really bugs me? When people spend 5 million trillion billion dollars on a video just cause they can. Especially when the artist says things like "This should be, hopefully, as good as, if not better then Backstreet's Back" YEAH RIGHT.
-Nick...you're a flaming moron.
-God dammit Kevin, break me off a piece.
-hahaha Nick looks like a Chinese woman!! LMAO.
-Brian for life.
-I'm hungry...I think I'll go get me some Christmas cookies.
-Damn these are good...and no Nick, you can't have any.
-Nick still looks like a dork.
-Kevin still looks hot.
-TO THE HOE'S THAT JUMP ON THEIR HIPS IN THE DANCE: YOU SUCK!!!!! Man, I'd give up my right leg to do that to one of them, and they do it for free--ok, so they get paid...still...
-When they bringing Tyke into another video? He was the only thing that saved INBYH.
I Want It That Way
-Nick! STOP SMILING LIKE THAT! Can't resist the power of that sexy lil smile thing he does...DAMN BOY!
-Brian: CUT YOUR HAIR.
-And dye the top blonde again.
-And get rid of Leighanne. (even though I do like her)
-And marry me.
-And give me Tyke.
-AND LET ME CUT YOUR DAMN HAIR AND DYE THE FREAKING TOP FREAKING BLONDE!!!
-Kevin: Has anyone else noticed that since he got rid of the beastly Oasisy look he very rarely looks bad? Those trench coats...DAMN! Wear those all the time...never take them off...oh man oh man oh man.
-AJ: Do me a favor...LOOSE THE RETARDED ASS HATS. I've learned to live with the leopard cowboy hat one now...in fact I meant to ask you where you got it (I love hats...I just look retarded in them...so I never wear them...but I have like a million, in case you care) but PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE loose the white one! The one eye covered thing went out w/ the New Kids. (who by the way kick major ass.)
-Who's left? Aw yes, Howard: ummm...he's a cutie so leave him alone! Always sticking up for the little guy, thats me! :) No but for real man, he's not that bad. Yeah, when he won't shut the hell up he annoys the shit out of me but...ok umm...let's move on.
-Howie: (I thought of something) You know the part where they're all sportin' the white (which wasn't a good idea, but I'll deal.) he looks like he was gonna go preach at the local church w/ Brian after the video shoot.
-THAT'S MY AIRPORT! I was sooo there! Awww yes!
-Nick even looks good in the dreaded white part. God I hate that part...but damn Nick.
-Ok, how on earth did they keep all the fans back at the end? You would see me running up there and tackling Brian to the floor, I'll tell you what.
-So is the jet as confused as I am about the Backstreet Boys thing across the side? In one shot it's there, then the next it's gone...then SURPRISE! IT'S BAAACK (Oh my God it's back again...sorry) oh but poof it's gone. Call me Nick, but I'm really confused.
-STOP SMILING LIKE THAT NICK! I can't handle it!
All I Have To Give
-I can't say anything bad about this video...whoa.
-They all look sooo damn good.
-Ok, I thought of something...you know the clip that's on the "A Night Out With the Backstreet Boys" video? You know the pool part? WHY ISN'T THAT ON THE VERSION OF THE VIDEO THEY HAVE HERE? Those stupid bastards...they always take out the good parts for America...aw well...they still look good.
-Brian's hot.
I'll Never Break Your Heart
-I HATE THIS VIDEO.
-Ok, it's not THAT bad...but I REALLY don't like it.
-The room idea is cheesy and lame and they need to stick with the cheesy one from Germany or Canada or whatever...although that video is quite cheesy itself...it's still better then the American one...and I love the part where Brian brings that really really really pretty girl (hint hint Brian) a shishkabob (ok, so I don't know how to spell it...sound it out and figure out what I'm trying to say.)
-This is the 1st time I ever saw Leighanne, and for the 1st like 3 months this was out...I had no clue who she was. All I knew was she was in MY room with MY man and MY dog on MY bed and she had to go...and perhaps put some clothes on.
-Funniest thing Carson (whom I despise) has ever said: "Aw, that's a great video, but what's with the girl in Brian's room? She looks like she could be his aunt or something." (something like that...) LMFAO ROTF Carson for life!
-Anyone else notice how the entire time they're in the tunnel like thing-a-ma-bobber, behind Brian's right ear, his hair is sticking straight up. LMAO.
-Can't we cut out the "Baby...I...know...you're...hurting..." *looks down at watch* Kevin! I don't have all day! "...right...now...you...feel..." Like I could never love again? Now all you ask is for a chance to prove that you love me. WAS IT THAT HARD TO SPEED IT UP? Hey by the way, is Brian your cousin? I haven't heard you say that lately.
-I'm listening to the Grease soundtrack and I have been like all night...what's my problem?
Everybody (Backstreet's Back)
-This is the best video ever made.
-I swear to God if I have to see Brian wearing that black tanktop thingy one more time, I might fall over and die. My dear lord that boy has nice arms. What I wouldn't give.
-Let me ask you something, when you get in bed, don't you think you would feel a little rabbit looking fuzzy thing against your leg? I think so.
-Howie...in the purple during the dance...I still don't think that's really him. It looks NOTHING like him...ok, maybe the hair...but that's it!
-First time I saw this video (back in the days of "THE BACKSTREET BOYS SUCK") I thought it was Marilyn Manson...no lie.
-What's with Kevin? He's always gotta be the one who you look at and go "huh?" doesn't he?...always has to complicate things.
-Kevin with his shirt unbuttoned during the dance is very VERY enjoyable.
-God I love this damn video.
-I'm STILL listening to the Grease soundtrack. I think I'll put Millennium in now. :)
-Brian and those arms of his...my dear Lord.
-"All you people can't you see, can't you see..." la la la...I'm WAAAAY overly tired.
-Backstreet's Back is a million trillion begillion times better then Larger Than Life...so don't listen to what they say.
As Long As You Love Me
-Anyone else notice how WONDERFUL THEY ALL LOOK IN THIS VIDEO?
-I'm enjoying the morphing idea.
-"Go B-Rok, Go B-Rok, It's your birthday!"
-Aw, the set where Brian and Leighanne 1st met...if that isn't the most digustingly cutest thing I don't know what is. (OK, Tyke is more disgustingly cute, but hey, whatever...)
-Why isn't Tyke in this video? Nevermind, this video sucks! J/P
-Brian has wonderful eyes (to the tune of "I Want It That Way"...which I am listening to right now)
-You know what I was just thinking about? How wonderful "The Blair Witch Project" was...I thoroughly enjoyed that movie.
-The best morphing part? AJ to Brian, Brian to Nick. Aww yeah.
-There's this one part where I swear to God Howie looks like Kermit the Frog.
-AJ's hot...as is Nick...and Kevin...and...
-Howie's cute...hey, at least he's considered a member in my book...most people hate him so much they pretend like he's not in the group.
-Brian's eyes are soooo nice. Did I say that already? I don't remember...oh well.
Quit Playin' Games (With My Heart)
-What can I say about this video? Any girl you ask in the world loves this video...just cause of the end.
-Brian, loose the damn earings in both ears look. YOU LOOK LIKE A FREAKING GIRL!
-Nick, whoa nelly! When I 1st saw this video I was like "DAMN BOY!!!!!" *changes channel* They suck whoever they are. I hate them.
-Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin *shakes head sadly* WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?????????? CUT YOUR DAMN HAIR! (whoa! 1st time I said that to someone besides Brian. Oh yeah, I should have put that in the INBYH section for Nick too...oh well.)
-Yo Kev...you know the rain part? umm...you mind if I like come over later and have you do a reenactment now that you don't have long ugly beastly, Oasisy hair anymore. And ummm...I'll make sure the water is nice and cold for ya. ;)
-"Baby, it's the way you make me, kinda get me go crazy, never wanna stop."
-I've never wanted AJ more in my life then when I watch that video.
We've Got It Goin' On
-What can I say? Although this video is rather corny, I love it to death! I can't help it!
-Ok, I can live without the "let's wear leather head to toe in the 5 million degree heat of Florida" look.
-Howie, damn Howie...you look so good!
-AJ too...damn boy...in that green sweater *falls over and dies*
-Is Kevin even in the video? *Shrugs shoulders* Ah well, who cares? He probably had the beastly Oasisy hair anyway.
-Brian's looked the same since the womb hasn't he?
-Nick's hot...even when he's like 2 or whatever.
-WHY IN THE HELL DID THEY HAVE TO HAVE LOU PEARLMAN IN THEIR DAMN VIDEO? I HATE THAT GUY WITH A BURNING PASSION. IT GROSSES ME OUT TO KNOW HE WAS IN THE SAME CITY AS I WAS AT THE SAME TIME...YUCK!!!! I DESPISE HIM!!! "I ate a baby!"- Lou Pearlman a.k.a. Fat Bastard
-"You hit me faster then a shark attack...you saw my picture on the Backstreet's Back, alright!"
-Man, those cookies made me thirsty yo.
-They better release this song (Don't Want You Back) I think it should be like N Sync's "I Want You Back" video but all like dark and gothic...but the exact same thing, and them pushing some hoe's away or something...that'd be hilarious.
Who the hell really cares what you have on your mind? Not me. TAKE ME BACK!
