Why Nick Carter Didn't Go to High School

You know how Nick's always pissing and moaning about not being able to go to high school? Let's just pretend for a second that the Backstreet Boys never existed, shall we? Alright, we've compiled a list of reasons why, even if the Backstreet Boys never existed, Nick still wouldn't be able to go to high school. (An idea that Nick seems infatuated with.) Read on...

By: Jessica and Jill

• He's a retard.
• He'd get shoved in the lockers and dipped in the toilets. (Maybe if he's lucky, they'll throw him in a garbage can.)
• White boys can't jump, therefore he'd never make the b-ball team.
• He's a dork.
• If it hadn't been for the Backstreet Boys, he'd be the biggest loser in the history of the world. Complete w/ his Mickey Mouse t-shirts and barbie lunch box.
• His mommy would be by his side all day long.
• Aaron would *finally* make it to high school and be 15 times more popular then Nick could ever dream of being.
• He'd get an award for being the oldest Freshman in the history of edumacation.
• He'd go on strike because Ebonics is not a foreign language at his school.
• He still thinks it's cool to make farting noises in the middle of class.
• He refuses to take P.E. class because he think it stands for Personal Extinction...that and he doesn't wanna have to run.
• He can't fit through the door of the classroom.
• His habit of standing on tree trunks and singing to flowers would have gotten him sent to the guidance office on more then one occasion
• He was worried people would recognize him from his glory days of being "Nick and the Angels"
• He was worried that his mommy would want to get quotes from students at school for an upcoming book

This is lame.