Pseudonym: Nick Carter
Actual Name: Bob Gene
Known Nicknames: Chaos, Mr. Hyperman, Nicky, Frack, Tons o' Fun, Ghetto Fabulous, Einstein, Tubby Bitch
Age: 20 (or so he says...)
Birthday: January 28, 1980
Sex: Megan says male...some people think otherwise.
Location(s): We've heard so many different locations, its ridiculous. Let's do the list: Ruskin, Tampa, Apollo Beach, L.A., Megan's closet. Choose your favorite and "roll with it".
Marital Status: According to Megan, he's happily married with five kids.
Hobbies: Bouncing balls (Brian says he's gotten better), watching his thumbs throb (that boy plays way too much Nintendo), beach-like activities, running down the streets of Manhattan naked singing "Open Arms" by "a group called" Journey, and lighting his own farts on fire.
Personal Quote: "This stick tastes like wood."
