Pseudonym: Kevin Richardson
Actual Name: Silent Bob
Known Nicknames: Train (Come on, who wouldn't wanna take a ride on that?), Kevy (ooh...original), Kev, Kevbo, Mr. Body Beautiful, Mr. I got hit in the head at age 7 and now I can't speak above 10 words a minute, Grandpa, Chili Teeth, Pierre Rodriguez
Age: "I don't have that many fingers and toes." - Nick (Einstein strikes again...)
Birthday: We estimate sometime in the late 40s, early 50s
Sex: Male...at least that's what he appears to be.
Location: Wherever his momma's home cookin be.
Marital Status: By now the dude should have grandchildren, but he prefers to say he "sometimes gets lonely". (my ass)
Hobbies: Bouncing balls (I'm beginning to think this is a group activity...), weight lifting, Bench pressing Nick, cow tippin and frog giggin w/ Brian ("He's my cousin."), giving Nick the death stare, fertilizing his eyebrows, He "drinks lemonade and speaks real slow", eating his momma's chili, not singing, modeling (once), drinking heavily to escape the things that are really bothering him, chewin his tabacee
Personal Quote: "Can.....I.....just.....say.....something.....real.....quick.........?"
