Fun Thangs ta do in Kentucky
There is so much ta do in Kentuckay (Tha blue gress staite) that we thought we'd give ya a list in case ya was thinkin' bout goin there to find Brian or Kevin. *spits chewin tabacee* So sit back, reeeelax and don't ferget to tell all yer friends!
By: Megan, Jessica and Jill
- Cow tippin
- Frog giggin
- Playin cowboys and injuns
- Throwin hay
- Pushin Brian off his pony
- Eatin mama's home cookin
- Corn huskin
- Talkin.......lahke.......thias
- Have your dad be your mom's brother (Hi, uncle dad!)
- Feed the pigs
- Milk the cows
- Make your own butter and ice cream (churn that butta! churn that butta!)
- Wear plaid and tight jeans
- Make some chili
- Obsess over the color blue
- Run down to the local Bob's Supermarkette and pick up some beans for supper
- Chew yer tabacee
- Smokin all the blue grass that yer job at the coal mine can buy
- Tip outhouses
- Go to church
- Watch the grass grow
- Eat bologna sandwiches and drink a nice big ole glass of buttermilk
- Watch "The Coal Miners Daughter" and try to spot yer cousin (who is also your uncle) who got his big break in acting by playing the drunken redneck in the bar scene
- Drink moonshine and see how many pinto beans you can eat
I'm going insane...get me out.
