The Story of a Closet Case
Are you madly obsessed with the Backstreet Boys and don't want anyone to know about it? Well, you shouldn't be shy! Millions of fans are just like you! Here's the story of one of them. Let it be a helpful resource to those who need it most.
BY: HAYLEY
Is my door shut and locked? Is anyone home? There must be microphones in the walls. Someone's watching me, i just know it.
The coast looks clear though. Slowly I creep toward my stereo... I take out my Punk-o-rama Cd case.... the lid creeks open to reveal... MILLENNIUM!!!! Oh my savior! My love! My everlasting eternal happiness!!!!! For now we are alone and safe from the harm of "others".
I put on my cloud pajamas and pop the cd in. If anyone ever found out my secret I would be shunned from my circle of friends. I keep telling myself that this facade needs to fade. i should come out of the closet and show my true colors. But I shant, the risk is too high. So I pin my punk rock pins to my bag and rip up my fishnets a bit more. But once I'm safely locked in my room I can let go and prance to the beats of BSB.
Listen to me. EVERYONE loves the backstreet boys. The problem is not everyone can accept it. I know what's going on in everyone's heads...trust me.
Example one: Tommy...
" Man...these losers BLOW!!!"
What's really going on in his head you may ask?
"Dude! These guys are bitchin'! i should throw away my worn out hanson CD and graduate to these fine hotties in futuristic threads"
Example 2: Amy...
"these guys have no talent. What were they thinking? What is everyone thinking?"
What's really going on?
"I wanna get into Nick's pants."
I'm telling you...everyone's a fan. They may die before they verbalize it, but they still know that deep down inside the backstreet boys will conquer
their soul. And eat their brain away.
BUT NOT ME!!!!! I'M STRONGER THAN THAT!!!! I DON'T REALLY LIKE THE BACKSTREET BOYS!!!!! REALLY!!!!! I SWEAR!!!!! I SWEAR I SWEAR I SWEAR!!!!!!! IT'S ALL
LIES!!!!!!! WHATEVER THEY TELL YOU IS A LIE!!!!! I MAY KNOW EVERY SONG AND OWN THE CD BUT...BUT...BUT...
Take me out of the closet!
