Pseudonym: AJ McLean
Actual Name: John Skunk
Known Nicknames: Bone (hmmm...), Shades, Dr. Pimper, Skunk, Trojan Man, Sir Sheer, Ribbed for ANYONE'S pleasure, Sir Hump-a-lot
Age: 22 (Oh my dear Lord the boy can legally drink! Anyone willing to drive me to Orlando? He's probably passed out in a gutter outside the door of club if anyone wants to go check it out w/ me.)
Birthday: January 9, 1978
Sex: Must you ask? Of course he wants some...
Location: Orlando
Marital Status: As if anyone knows for sure. If we attempted to put all the girls he's been seen with/been with/screwed it would probably take up the entire world wide web, so we'll leave this one to the imagination.
Hobbies: Bouncing balls (just like Nick), petting his monkey (no, I'm serious...he just bought one named...Simon? uh...), nude sunbathing, laying in street gutters, waking up with a throbing headache in some strange house chained to a bed
Personal Quote: "No way man, people seriously have monogamous relationships?"
