[Dave stares at Kevin.]

Dave: What the hell did some one get you a thesaurus for your birthday?

Kevin: Actually it is one of the word of the day calendars… today’s word is slobberknocker.

[Dave shakes his head.]

Dave: You are hopeless…

["Fuel" by Metallica hits the PA as "The Future" steps out onto the top of the ramp. Jamie Starr walks out by his side. The two make there way to ring side with red and blue pyro(s) going off behind them forming a spectacular X formation, while high fiveing a few fans along the way. Once at ring side, Zane climbs on the apron and hops over the top rope. Jamie merely stands at ring side cheering Zane on.]

Kevin: "Zane might not have size or in ring experience but he does have one thing."

Dave: "What is that?"

Kevin: "The Hottie Jamie Starr."

Dave: "Sheesh all you think about is women."

Kevin: "Sooo…"

["Fanfare for the Common Man" plays, as Big Andy Studd makes his way out from the back to a soaring ovation from the crowd. He makes his way to the ring, and once there he steps up on the ring apron and then over the top rope. Studd begins to pace and eye Zane angrily.]

Dave: "Studd still looks upset with Zane over his match with the current U.S. Champ.. The "Pied Piper" Kirk Visconty." 

Kevin: "I would be too! That SOB cost Big Andy the chance at some EWA gold."

[The bell rings, and before Zane can see Studd coming, Zane receives a super kick to his chest. Zane flies back, and lands hard upon the mat on the other side of the ring.]

Kevin: "OUCH!"

Dave: "Excellent opener by the "Big Man".

Kevin: "I know, but Zane is going to be feeling that for some time to come."

[Starr slams her fists down on the mat, yelling at Zane to get up. Zane holds his chest, as he staggers to his feet. Studd advances, and Zane executes a drastic drop kick to Studd’s knees. Studd falls to one knee, but manages to shake it off and get to his feet, just as Zane bounces to his.]

Kevin: "It is going to take a hell of a lot more "Little Man" than that to bring down the Studd.

Dave: "Zane has a lot of energy going for him, Kevin. He could pull this off."

Kevin: "Shut it, Dave. Zane is clearly no match for "Big" Andy Studd.

[Zane runs at Studd, sacrificing himself to pull off a swinging neck breaker, and both the giant and Zane go down. Jamie cheers, and turns to the crowd to encourage them to root for Zane. Zane gets to his feet first, and advances on Studd. Zane makes to do some damage on Studd’s knee’s, but Studd mule kicks Zane in the chest. Studd gets to his feet, and takes after Zane. Zane darts from Studd’s grasp, and the "Big Man" stumbles around like a slow giant.]

Dave: "Smart thinking on Zane’s part. He appears to be keeping Studd on his toes."

Kevin: "I don’t think so. Have you ever seen what Studd does when he gets pissed?"

Dave: "I haven’t the opportunity Kevin….Care to enlighten us."

Kevin: "Well you will in a few minutes Dave. Zane is seriously egging Studd on, and that is not a smart move at all. Studd gets mean."

[Zane makes to dart passed Studd again, but Studd grabs Zane by his arm. He pulls Zane in, and executes a double underhook jackknife powerbomb. Zane hits the mat hard. Jamie screams, as Studd gets to his feet again, and advances on Zane. Zane cradles his head as he rocks from side to side in pain.]

Kevin: "See what did I tell you. Studd is vicious. He will take no prisoners, but he will leave a body count high enough to reach the heavens.

[David grumbles.]

[Studd goes for a cover…1…2, kick out. Clearly frustrated, Studd growls in anger.]

Dave: "See, Zane is not put down so easily."

[Zane uses the ropes to get to his feet, as Studd goes in for gorilla press powerbomb. Just as Studd goes for the move, Zane uses his last ditch effort, and side steps Studd. Zane pants heavily, and glares at Zane. Studd is a bit slow in responding, and Zane drop kicks Studd in the back of the knee. Studd drops to his knees, and Zane goes in with his last ounce of strength and executes a spring board flying elbow into Studd’s chest.]

Dave: "Impressive display by Zane…"

Kevin: "Maybe Zane does have some talent."

[Zane backs off towards the ropes near Jamie, trying to catch his breath. She appears to be saying something to him, just as Studd finally gets to his feet. Zane turns and hopes backwards onto the second ropes, and leaps towards Studd for spinning heel kick. Surprisingly "Big" Andy Studd catches Zane in mid flight, and executes an inverted atomic drop.]

[Kevin, David, and Starr all flinches on impact of the move.]

[Zane screams out a bit, and rolls out of the ring to get away from Studd holding his crotch. The referee moves to stop Studd from following, but Studd shoves him out of the way.]

David: "Studd is unrelentless."

Kevin: "I told you the "Big Man" is out for blood."

[Studd over steps the top rope, and hops to the floor. Jamie shoots around the corner pleading for Studd to stop. Studd snatches up the still fallen Zane, and sets him up for the Windy City Driver.]

Dave: "No he wouldn’t…"

Kevin: "What does he have planned?"

[Studd instead of executing his finisher, whips Zane into the guard railing. Jamie goes to see if he is ok, as Studd begins to rip up the padding that covers the ring side floor. The Referee warns the two to get back in the ring as he begins the ten count. 1…….2…….3………4]

Dave: "We should get the EMTs out here if Studd is going to do what I think he will."

Kevin: "Forget the EMTs, call for the coroner."

[Studd turns and heads back towards Zane, but Starr steps in between him and Zane. Studd gives her the once over, and shoves her out of the way. 5……6.He then approaches Zane, and drags him over to the concrete. 7…….8…Zane attempts to fight back, but is literally has no strength left. Studd set up for the Windy City Driver, and executes it painfully upon the concrete floor as Starr screams blood murder…9……10.]

Curtis Green: This match was ruled double count out.

[Zane falls lifeless on the floor after bouncing up like a rag doll from Studd’s finisher. Studd advances yet again after the bell has sounded, and continues to pound Zane senseless. Both EMTs and Security run out. Studd stands up, and attempts to go for something more, but two security guards rush him. Studd seems to swap them away like flies.]

Dave: "Will anything stop this man?"

[The scene fades out to commercial, as Studd is finally seen being over powered by five security guards, as EMTs check on Zane’s condition.]

Dave Jackson: Well here we are folks, we’re down to our Tag team Title Match. It appears that the lovely Commissioner Mysty Wylde just may have her way tonight, as The Super Ego’s take on the President’s nephew, Christian Hawke, and new partner, Ethan Nemesis. 

Kevin Fisher: This will be one hell of a match, Mysty’s Power Trip the lumberjacks in this match…What else could be more struggling for the Ego’s here tonight?  

Dave Jackson: How about we go to the ring and find out…  

Curtis Green: Ladies and Gentlemen, Coming to the ring at this time, weighing in at 256lbs, Ethan Nemesis. 

[ “Alive” By Payable of Death hits the PA as a tall figure stands on top of the ramp. His short, spiked brown hair was visible by the pyros light the man slowly comes into the light, Wearing black shorts that goes down a little past his knees, black boots with silver laces, and black elbow and knee pads. The man comes to view as the Crowd cheers…And Ethan Nemesis makes his way to the ring ] 

Dave Jackson: Well here is a man that hopefully won’t desert “The Answer”. Ever since Christian’s partner “ Johnny Critical left, every partner he’s had has left him high and dry. 

Kevin Fisher: True, But they all weren’t good enough for a Hawke to begin with. 

Curtis Green: And his partner, Weighing in at 248lbs. He is a former Tag Team champion…He is Christian Hawke. 

[ “One” by nelly is heard pulsating through the arena. With a sudden flicker of the lights and then a pitch black coat The Crowd erupts with cheers as Christian who is wearing all black attire. A black due rag, A pair of baggy black jeans, black wrestling boots and a black jacket. On the arms of the Jacket is a red glowing light that Reads, The Answer on both sleeves. Christian stands at the center of the ramp with his head down and taped fists balled. Christian is then joined by his ever so lovely valet. She is wearing the exact same thing as Christian except she has a diamond covered bandana. Christian Raises his arms in unison with the lights as the crowd gives a huge pop. Christian sprints down to ringside and slides into the ring under the bottom rope. He quickly hops to his feet and spins around in a full circle 3 times, as he makes his final turn pyros sprout from the ring posts and down from the ceiling, surrounding Christian and his valet as he has one hand in the air and the other around her waist. The pyros come down, as he motions for the gold around his waist and then points out to a sign in the crowd from the middle rope which reads, "1/2 Tag team and future T.V. Champ="The Answer". ] 

Kevin Fisher: Wow, What an entrance by Christian Hawke…And Man…What a Valet.. 

Dave Jackson: Keeps those eyes in your own head Kevin, You don’t want Both Hawke’s after you at the same time do ya? 

Kevin Fisher: Yeah…As If… 

Curtis Green: "Ladies and Gentlemen, let me introduce to you at this time...hailing from Miami, FL...the former Cruiserweight Champion "The Fabulous" Nate Giovanni...and his partner, from Beverly Hills CA...a multi-time champion from all over the world, and the STAR of the world famous "Spy Hunter Series" "Superstar" Allan Reed.. together they are your EWA Tag Team Champions, they are the SUPER EGOS. 

[ "The lights go dark, and a few strains of the "Superman Theme" begin to play. We see on the Jumbo-Tron the images of "The Fabulous" Nate Giovanni and "Superstar" Allan Reed walking towards the screen. They get large enough where we only see them from the waist up, and they rip open their shirts to reveal "S's" on each of their chest. "We see two figures step out on the stage. The crowd begins to cheer. BOOM!!! A large pyrotechnic explosion ushers in a waterfall of red and blue sparks from the top of the Extreme O Tron as the music switches to Bonnie Tyler's "Holding Out for a Hero!!" The house lights return and we see Reed and Giovanni on the ramp way, pointing at the tag team titles around their waist. Ashpu comes out behind them, holding a champagne bucket. Reed is wearing his "Classic Black" Wrestling tights, with his blue sleeveless shirt with splashes of color around. Nate is wearing an orange pair of tights that feature black spider webs and spiders all over them and a black sing let with orange trim. Nate does a spin and drops to one knee, as Reed steps behind him and raises both arms in the air. The men make their way to ringside. Reed steps on the ring apron, and waits for Ashpu to open the ropes for him, and steps in and holds his fist in the air for the crowd to see. Nate tosses his sunglasses to the ring girl. Scales the ropes, and does a perfect back flip moonsault into the ring, to a chorus of mixed boos and cheers. He makes his way over to the commentators side of the ring, and holds his arms out to his side in an arrogant manner.] 

Dave Jackson: Well, it’s nice to see that The EGOS are ready for this match. 

Kevin Fisher: They almost have to be Dave, the damn cards are stacked against them. [ laughing ] Just the way I like it…Giovanni should have never messed with the Commissioner. 

Dave Jackson: We’ll See Kevin, Look…The Lumber Jacks in the match are coming down to ringside. 

[ “Nation of Denomination” Plasters over the PA, as Ric Gold, Ray Anderson, Alexander Ruff, Megan Forester and The Commissioner Mysty Wylde make their way to ringside. Mysty is on one arm of Ruff’s and on the arm of Ric Gold as well. Mysty has on a blue button up shirt with silver tassels that sway in the direction she walks, a pair of silver shorts that cut just above the cheeks of her butt, and a blue and silver tasseled cowboy hat. Mysty looks over toward Giovanni, as she turns Ric Gold in front of her laying a sensual kiss across his lips, then swinging him back in the opposite direction, as Nate Giovanni looks on and smiles deviously over toward Gold. ] 

Kevin Fisher: WOAH…A Woman in Charge, Damn that Ric Gold gets all the luck, 

Dave Jackson: Luck? The commissioner looks as if she would do it with anyone. Did You see the look Giovanni gave Ric Gold? 

Kevin Fisher: Who Cares? Do you think the “Specialist” gives a Dog’s ass what Giovanni thinks?

Dave Jackson: Well he should, They beat them last Warfare for the Tag Titles. 

Kevin Fisher: Well Now’s is PAY BACK time…Power Trip is in the house, and I don’t think Mysty Wylde will settle for anything less then an Ass Beating on Giovanni. 

[ The bell sounds off, as Nemesis is the first one in as Christian Hawke steps out of the ropes. Giovanni and Reed seem to have a slight problem as Giovanni starts to slide out of the ropes, Reed motions for Giovanni to step inside first. ] 

Dave Jackson: What’s going on? Looks as if the Ego’s are having a communication problem.

Kevin Fisher: It does seem that way, but look Giovanni is stepping inside, but he doesn’t look too happy at Reed. 

[ Nemesis whips Nate to the ropes, as Giovanni comes back Nemesis lifts him up on his shoulders and Christian tags himself. Nemesis drops Nate on the turnbuckle from his shoulders. Christian climbs to the top turnbuckle, does a cut throat motion and Hurricanrana Nate from the top turnbuckle to the outside where both hit extremely hard. ] 

Dave Jackson: Wow that had to hurt Giovanni, but look, Gold is going after him right off the bat..

 [ Gold is on the outside hammering away on Giovanni, as Reed stands looking in the opposite direction. Mysty Wylde comes up from behind Giovanni and delivers a low blow between the family jewels. Ric Gold then tosses Giovanni back into the ring. ] 

Kevin Fisher: DAMN, Don’t ever Cross the Commissioner, it doesn’t pay to be on her bad side.

Dave Jackson: Well if you don’t sleep with her, you are on her bad side. 

[ Giovanni rolls into the ring, he slowly makes it to his corner where he extends his hand out to Reed. Reed looks down at Giovanni and smiles, he tags in and laughs as he goes straight for Hawke. Reed goes after Hawke with an attempted clothesline, but is brought to the floor by a drop kick from Hawke. Reed turns back to see Giovanni still gabbing his jewels and yelling to Wylde. Reed goes back over to the corner and tags Giovanni back in by surprise. ] 

Dave Jackson: Look, Reed just stepped in the ring to just get kicked by Hawke, and leaves the ring for Giovanni.  

Kevin Fisher: See, I knew he was just scared to face a Hawke. They have the most Devastating kicks in the business. Looks Like Giovanni will have to go back in, and he still hasn’t recovered from that blow from Mysty. 

[ Giovanni slides in through the ropes looking at Reed very intensely, he goes after Hawke with a series of punches. Hawke staggers into the corner where he tags in Nemesis. Nemesis comes after Nate with a spinning heel kick that sends Nate to the mat. Nate gets up slow, and Nemesis brings Nate to his feet. Nemesis picks Nate up for a powerbomb but Nate gets free behind him and lands a neckbreaker. The two get up slowly and then Nate and Nemesis exchange a couple of chops, and Nate seems to gain control. He shoots Nemesis into the turnbuckle face first, runs in behind him and nails him in the back of the head with a perfect dropkick. Nemesis falls to the ground, and Giovanni grabs the turnbuckle and does a textbook handstand. The flash bulbs start to flash, and Giovanni tucks his legs and does a beautiful split-legged moonsault onto Nemesis’s weakened body 1..... 2.... Nemesis manages to kick out, but Giovanni jumps up, raises his arms in the air and yells "Whoa!" to the Mysty, who flips him the bird. Giovanni tosses Nemesis out of the ring, and the members of Power trip go to work. Mysty reaches for Giovanni's leg as she pulls him down and tries to get him out side.] 

Dave Jackson: Wow, What a move by Giovanni…That alone could win the match. 

Kevin Fisher: Nemesis better get on his toes, or Hawke needs to step in. 

Dave Jackson: Mysty needs to be careful, Giovanni got her once, don’t think he won’t do it again. 

Kevin Fisher: True, but look at Megan, she seems to be ready to fight. 

[ Nemesis is brawling with Power Trip on the outside as the Ref restrains Christian on the other side of the ring. Power Trip starts to pound away on both Nemesis and Giovanni, who was forced out by the taunting of Commissioner Wylde. The Ref notices this and gets distracted. Christian runs around the ring hopping on the Barricade. He glides across it as the Ref breaks it up and all members of Power trip stand arguing with the ref. Christian Flies off and takes Power Trip down. Christian is a little slow to his feet but is met with a right hand from Ruff, Christian Staggers backwards As Ruff comes in for the charge Christian gives him the “Wake up Call” and Christian slides into the ring. ] 

Kevin Fisher: Wow, Good show by “The Answer” looks like Ruff, won’t be “Waking up from that call” anytime soon. 

Dave Jackson: That was a brilliant display by the “Answer” if I do say so myself. 

[ Nemesis goes over to Reed, clobbering him with a standing side kick, Reed staggers into the waiting Christian Hawke and “The Answer” plants him with a vicious rebirth as Nemesis who has made his way to the top rope flies off with the Canadian Blast, as he goes for the pin on Reed….1…2….3..] 

Dave Jackson: Wow what an upset…Christian Hawke and Ethan Nemesis winning the Tag Team Gold. This has got to make Giovanni very upset. 

Kevin Fisher: Well all through the match Dave, it appeared that the EGO’s weren’t seeing eye to eye. Reed looked a bit out of it tonight, thus causing Giovanni to work extra hard. 

Dave Jackson: What are you saying? Giovanni doesn’t work hard? 

Kevin Fisher: Giovanni does work, hard…though I doubt. Hey…Look, Giovanni is up in Allan Reed’s face, What’s he doing? 

Dave Jackson: Looks like the two are arguing… 

[ Just as the Referee raises the hands of the new tag team champions Nate Giovanni steps up in the ring, and mouths off to Reed, the two begin yelling back and forth, as Giovanni takes a swing at Reed. Reed ducks, and comes back at Giovanni with a kick to the mid section. Giovanni bends slightly in pain, but as Reed goes for more, Giovanni swiftly connects with the ”Southbeach Sunset” . ] 

Dave Jackson: My GOD, Did you see that? The Ego’s are taking each other out!! 

Kevin Fisher: Yeah they are..[ Smiles widely ] And look Dave, look at who is enjoying this little show. 

Dave Jackson: Yes, Kevin…Commissioner Wylde, seems pretty enthused about this, I wonder if this was a plan of hers. 

Kevin Fisher: With Mysty Wylde….One may NEVER. KNOW… 

Curtis Green: Your Winners, and NEW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS…ETHAN NEMESIS AND CHRISTIAN HAWKE.

(The scene switches to the backstage area. Event staff bustles around trying to ready things for the second set of matches. Wrestlers are seen plotting, and strategizing with other wrestlers for tonight's events. The camera bypasses them all, as the back doors to the arena open. In walks the current EWA's Women's World Champion, Raine Dawson with her belt slung over her shoulder. She is seen with her trade mark thin-rimmed shades over her eyes, hair done up in a normal tight braid, a light Nike jacket over a teal half shirt. Her faded blue jeans only slightly cover her white tennis shoes. Raine cocks a grin, and motions the camera to follow her.) 

Raine: "I bet you all are wondering what I am late is getting here. What I must have up my sleeve since my title is on the line. Instead of wasting time to explain, how about I show you. Sound good enough?" 

(A sadistic grin plays across her soft toned face.) 

Raine: "Thought so." 

(Raine pulls a small container out from her jacket pocket, and begins to lead the camera towards "Free Bird" Megan Forrester's locker room. Raine turns towards the cameras and holds up a hand in motion to stop.) 

Raine: "Suspicious yet? Well I know for a fact Megan has not prepared for the match yet, nor is she in her room. How you say? Well, it pays to have inside sources. Enough chit chatting." 

(Raine opens the door to Megan's room, and slips in. She looks around the room, and sees that it’s unoccupied. She goes over to the locker, opens it, and finds it empty. She slams the locker shut, kicks the door, and storms out. The scene then switches to the arena.) 

Dave Jackson: Looks like Raine was about to commit some mischief, but Megan wasn’t home. 

Kevin Fisher: Mischief? I don’t know what you’re talking about. It looked to me that Raine just wanted to leave a note for Megan, but she was rude and didn’t even use the locker room that our staff spent hours preparing. 

Dave Jackson: Leave a note? You think that Raine would grab a camera crew to leave a note? 

Kevin Fisher: It was a show of good will that she wanted all the audience to see. Dave Jackson: I doubt Megan feels that way. I guess we’ll see right about now. 

Curtis Green: This match has been scheduled for one fall, and is for the EWA Woman’s Championship. First, your challenger weighing in at 197 pounds and hailing from San Antonio, Texas. The “Free Bird” Megan Forrester! 

(The lights dim, to a near flicker, as “Paradise City” by Guns N Roses plasters over the sold out arena. Megan makes her way to the ring pushing her way through the crowd, from the top stands She has on a gray half shirt with the “Power Trip” logo on the front, black and green camo shorts. She enters the ring, leaning in a corner awaiting the arrival of the Woman's Champion. Megan leans back with her left leg propped along side of the middle rope, her arms are relaxing across each side of the ropes beside her.) 

Curtis Green: And now, weighing in at 150 pounds and hailing from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, your EWA Woman’s Champion, Raine Dawson! 

(A crackle of thunder erupts out of pure silence, as steam creeps out of the cracks in the ramp just as the soft sound of rainfall is heard. As this entrance is set up, "Zombie" by the Cranberries slowly fades in, and the name Raine comes across the big screen. Where the music would cue in the female champion to appear on stage, she does not show. The music continues to play, and still no sign of Raine. As the referee starts the count out, Raine slips silently out from the crowd directly behind "Free Bird" Megan Forrester, and into the ring. She is seen with her hair securely tied back in a normal braid, and her hands taped up like that of a boxer. She is wearing a white sports bra style top, loose baggy army camo pants that are supported by a black leather belt, and black wrestling boots. She comes at Megan with the title belt, but Megan is ready, and knocks the belt out of her hand. The ref kicks it out of the ring as the bell sounds.) 

Dave Jackson: The match has just started and already Raine is going for a cheap shot. 

Kevin Fisher: Correction, the match hadn’t started, so it’s all legal. 

Dave Jackson: Well, it doesn’t seem like Megan’s too happy about it. 

(Megan wraps Raine in a waist lock and brings her down with a side-belly-to-belly suplex. Megan stands and waits for Raine. Just as Raine gets to her feet, Megan delivers a high kick right to her chin that snaps back her head and sends her leaning into the ropes. Megan sends another kick at Raine’s face, but Raine drops to the ground and grabs her other leg, tripping Megan onto her back.) 

Kevin Fisher: Great dodge by Raine, and now into an ankle lock!  

(Raine tries to clamp in that ankle lock and roll Megan onto her stomach, but Megan kicks at her hands until she has to let go. Megan rolls back and to her feet, but Raine pursues her, taking her down with a jumping knee strike. Raine follows it up with a knee drop, but Megan rolls out of the way. Megan spins around and kicks Raine off her knees and onto the mat. Then Megan goes for the pin. The ref counts to about one and a half before the kickout.) 

Kevin Fisher: Not exactly a near fall. The Woman’s Champion isn’t gonna lay down after a few kicks. 

Dave Jackson: I guess I’d have to agree on that one. 

(Raine pushes Megan aside and gets to her feet. Megan does the same, and the two stare at each other before tying up again. Raine comes out on top with a whip, but Megan reverses it. As Raine is on the return, she comes with a wicked spear, but Megan side steps and Raine hits the mat. Megan wastes no time in hopping on her back with a camel clutch.) 

Kevin Fisher: I doubt the Woman’s Champion is going to submit to a camel clutch, but I’m always for some girl on girl action. 

Dave Jackson: ... 

(With a lot of effort, Raine does the splits and rolls back with the camel clutch, ending up on her feet and leaving Megan behind on the ground. The surprise leaves Megan stunned long enough for Raine to land a leg drop. Raine stands and runs over to the turn buckle. Hopping up and turning around just in time for Megan to stand and grab her legs. Megan executes a back body drop that leaves Raine rolling on the floor holding her back. Megan goes for the pin, and gets a two count this time.) 

Dave Jackson: Megan a bit closer to the coveted third count.  

(Megan stands and picks Raine up. Megan prepares for a powerbomb, but Raine locks her arms around Megan’s legs and refuses to go up. After a fight, Raine back body drops Megan over the ropes, and slides out after her, the ref yells at them to get back in the ring, but Raine ignores him as she brings Megan to her feet. The ref climbs out of the ring and gets in Raine’s face, ordering her back in the ring. Raine shoves the ref back and then delivers a drop kick to Megan’s face. Megan falls back into the ref, who hits the apron and falls to the ground.) 

Dave Jackson: Raine, with a blatant disrespect for authority, has knocked the ref cold.  

Kevin Fisher: Disrespect for authority? It was an obvious accident! 

Dave Jackson: Either way, she’s going for a chair now. 

(Raine makes her way over to the announcer’s table, but Megan manages to get to her feet before Raine gets to the chair. Megan runs at her, and takes her from behind with a clothesline. Megan starts laying in the boots, and Raine tries to get away, heading closer to the announcer’s table. At the last second, Megan sees what Raine is reaching for, but she doesn’t get away in time. Raine bashes Megan across the knees with mic, and Megan falls back holding her leg.) 

Dave Jackson: Now that was underhanded.  

(Raine takes the advantage, wrapping the mic cord around Megan’s neck and tightening it down. Megan tries to scream and starts to claw at the cord. Eventually, she regains her senses and starts tearing at Raine’s face instead. Raine falls back, and Megan is able to rip the cord free. When she gets to her feet, Megan as rage in her eyes.) 

Dave Jackson: I’d hate to be Raine right now. Megan looks pissed. 

Kevin Fisher: I’d hate to be Raine too, I wouldn’t mind being with her though. You think she’s open to a real man now that Piper has left? 

Dave Jackson:... 

(Megan and Raine both stand and lock it up. Raine comes up on top, and slams Megan against the ring bell table. The two keep fighting until Raine throws Megan over the barrier and into the crowd. Raine climbs up onto the barrier and jumps down with a double foot stomp. The crowd goes wild and the guys near by reach out to touch the two finest women in the EWA. Raine starts laying in the boots some more, but Megan slips off into the crowd. Raine tries to chase her, but loses track. After about ten seconds, Megan climbs back over the barrier a ways away from Raine.)

Kevin Fisher: Megan Forester the ultimate chicken. She dodged Raine because she couldn’t hack it. 

(Megan isn’t about to let the fight end there. She waits at the announcer’s table for Raine to notice It takes a few seconds, but Raine sees Megan and charges at her, vaulting the barrier. Megan side steps and helps Raine into the announcer’s table, but it doesn’t break. Megan pulls her off and starts laying in the punches. She whips her into the barrier and hits her with a spear that sends both women to the ground. Megan is up first by far, and lays in some more kicks.) 

Dave Jackson: Megan really taking it to the champion now.

Kevin Fisher: Yes, but outside the ring! This isn’t even near legal. 

(Raine looks desperate, and grabs for a chair. She uses it to block the kick, and Megan stumbles back holding her shin. At this point, the ref is starting to come too, so Raine tosses the chair away. Megan doesn’t notice however, as her rage grows. She scoops up the ring bell and clocks Raine across the forehead. Raine rolls away with blood pouring from a gash in her forehead.) 

Kevin Fisher: The ref didn’t see that! He must be blind! 

Dave Jackson: He wasn’t up yet, but he’s got his eyes open now. Megan doesn’t look like she’s going to drop the ring bell. 

(Raine tries to crawl away toward the ref, but Megan doesn’t care any more. She jumps up to the apron and then comes down with the ring bell across the back of Raine’s head. The ref calls for a DQ, and Megan drops the ring bell. Instead, she pulls out a leather strap and starts whipping Raine across the back. Security guards hop the barrier to protect the unconscious Raine as Megan whips her so hard that it’s drawing blood. The security guards pull her off. She shakes them off and walks to the back, while the medics tend to the unconscious Raine.) 

Curtis Green: Your winner, by DQ and still EWA Woman’s Champion, Raine Dawson!

[Commercial Break]

Dave Jackson: "And it comes down to a heck of a main event for the EWA World Title between none other than the current, and former BSWF World Champion, 'The Convict' John Chambers, and former EWA Champion, Malum Diabolus. There's no love loss between these two." 

Kevin Fisher: "You're also forgetting someone who could play a key role in the match, or just be made someone's bitch." 

Dave Jackson: "That's right. Lupin will be the special referee tonight, apparently since he'd run-in anyways according to The Convict and President Hawke. Rumor has it though that Lupin had planned to train today rather than have to put on the stripes." 

Kevin Fisher: "Despite his lack of fashion, I don't think he'd wear stripes Davey-boy." 

(The lights fade out to darkness, with some remaining a shade of icy blue as the unnerving sound of children chanting is heard. A wave effect is moved over the crowd, before the blacked out lights turn onto a crimson shade as "Severed" by Crossbreed explodes over the loudspeaker. The crowd begins to part like a sea in a Bible passage as Lupin comes from the crowd and slides into the ring. He stands up, shedding his custom-designed leather duster and dropping it over the ring ropes, decked out in his wrestling attire.) 

Dave Jackson: "Looks like your right about the stripes. Lupin seems to be out here as if he's got a match." 

Kevin Fisher: "I was right about his fashion too. The freaky goth look is so last week. Orange jumpsuits are the in thing now. And he's only out here like he's got a match because he's going to cause trouble." 

Dave Jackson: "You don't think Malum Diabolus or John Chambers won't try and take advantage of the fact that Lupin will be suspended for 30 days if he becomes physically involved?" 

Kevin Fisher: "Do they care?" 

Dave Jackson: "Does he?" 

Kevin Fisher: "Touché." 

(The cameras look at the entranceway as the lights fade black. Orange lights slowly begin glowing as "BOOM"!! A huge mushroom cloud explodes in the entranceway, and walking out is "The Convict" John Chambers. The EWA World Title is wrapped firmly around his waist as the camera watches on. The fans boo loudly as the security guard escorts Chambers down the rampway, Chambers shuffling along because of the steel shackles on both his arms and legs.) 

Curtis Green: "Ladies and gentlemen, making his way to the ring ... Coming straight from the Texas State Pen, he weighs in at 260 pounds, and is the reigning EWA World Heavyweight Champion!!! He is "The Angel of Anarchy" ... He is "The Convict" John Chaaaaammmmmmbbbbeeeers!!!" 

(After Chamber's introduction, Curtis Green exits the ring as the cuffs are removed by the guards. The Convict slides into the ring and makes eye contact with Lupin.) 

Dave Jackson: "Lordy Lordy, you can just feel the tension in that ring and we don't even have Malum out here yet. This is like playing with matches in a shack full of dynamite." 

(The crowd begins to stomp their feet in anticipation as Lupin leans against one of the corners calmly watching The Convict as The Convict paces back and forth against the ropes looking at Lupin with pure malice. A moment passes, and Malum doesn't come out.) 

Kevin Fisher: "I knew it! The Convict was right. Malum is afraid to face him." 

David Jackson: "I find that to be odd. Malum has been gnawing on the bit to get at The Convict." 

Kevin Fisher: "John Chambers is more of a man than Malum Diabolus is, that's all there is to it." 

(The lights in the arena flicker, and Chambers looks up the rampway and then back at Lupin who lets his gaze wander to the stage.) 

David Jackson: "That shut you up quick. You know if he heard you, you're a dead man." 

(The ring posts explode with pyros on top of them as the haunting voice asks "Am I evil?" Neither The Convict nor Lupin flinches as Malum comes out with Akia on his arm. He is holding a microphone, and he holds up his hand before either man in the ring can react. He begins to speak.) 

Malum: "Both of you take a step back. I say that for your own protection." 

Kevin Fisher: "What does he mean?" 

(With that, the edges of the ring explode into walls of flame 6' high. Everyone in the arena feels the waves of heat from the blast.) 

David Jackson: "What the!" 

Kevin Fisher: "It’s the apocalypse!!! 

(Malum and Akia laugh as a bead of sweat forms on The Convict's brow and Lupin's from the heat.) 

Malum: "You see Convict, I didn’t talk about what I was doing while I you were yapping away trying to get under my skin. I was doing something you could never do… I was enjoying life as a free man. Now I am sure both of you are sweating it out in there, what I am not sure of is if you two can hear me. Doesn’t matter, you both can watch the replay. I, like both of you, am sick of this little run around for the world belt… So come Till Death Do Us Part lets finish this. I am challenging the both of you to an inferno match. Consider this a little taste of what is in store. That is if either of you have the balls for it." 

(Malum begins to drop the mic and turn away, but before he can The Convict leans over the ropes and yells several obscenities at Akia. This catches Malum's ear, and he turns around and begins to walk towards the ring. John Chambers laughs and goads Malum some more as Malum slides into the ring, and both man go at each other with an exchange of right hands. Lupin, who has yet to move from his relaxed position in the corner, lazily calls for the bell.) 

Dave Jackson: "They're going to have an Inferno Match right here it looks! Except it's still Malum vs. The Convict for the World Title with Lupin being the referee!" 

Kevin Fisher: "You could've just said this match turned into an Inferno Match." 

(Malum begins to get the upper hand in the exchange, but The Convict ducks the last punch and low blows Malum. Before Malum can double over, Chambers stands up and sends him over with a belly-to-belly suplex. Chambers rolls over and scrambles on top of Malum and continues the brawl while on top of him. Lupin makes no movement to do anything, even when Malum gouges The Convict's eyes.) 

Dave Jackson: "We're off to a pretty rough start here as we'll most likely witness every shortcut in the book now that we have two of the dirtiest players in the game here in the ring. And the most sadistic one is going to let it all go down." 

Kevin Fisher: "Ya, but he'll probably try to screw someone somehow. As much as Lupin hates the politics, you know he's in on something. He's got to be." 

(Malum places both hands around The Convict's throat and rolls him underneath him, choking him with both thumbs in his throat. He looks up at Lupin, who has yet to move still, and then places a knuckle to The Convict's temple. Chambers is pulled to his feet, and Malum puts him down with a sidewalk slam and holds the leg for the cover. Chambers kicks out before Lupin can move from his position in the corner.) 

Kevin Fisher: "See! He didn't even attempt to make a count!" 

Dave Jackson: "He didn't have any time to. I don't think that the EWA World Champ was going to be put away so quickly."  

Kevin Fisher: "Go ahead and try defending him, you know he's biased as can be." 

(Malum stands up, and goes back down holding The Convict in a crucifix armbar. However, it's not cinched in properly, and Chambers elbows Malum in the groin. Malum curls up, and The Convict stands up. Chambers calls one of the guards over, and takes his handcuffs from him as well as a steel chair that had been leaning up against the ring. He sets the chair up and waits for Malum to stand up. Akia has moved over and is mouthing off to the guard as The Convict bounces off the ropes, almost lighting himself on fire, and springboards off the chair with a body splash onto Malum. Malum this time, kicks out before Lupin can move from his position in the corner.)

Kevin Fisher: "Damn him! Count!" 

Dave Jackson: "Kevin, as much as I agree with you that Lupin can't keep to himself for too long, he hasn't had a chance to make a count. Malum and The Convict have kicked out before they even hit the mat." 

(Malum gets up just after The Convict does, and charges in with a clothesline that The Convict ducks. Malum however, grabs Chambers arm and attempts a short-arm clothesline follow-up, but the World Champ sees it coming, duck it, and returns with his own clothesline. The Convict dives on top of Malum, clamping the handcuffs on him so that his arms are behind his back. Chambers grabs the chair, folds it up, waits, and then cracks Malum over the head as he stands up. Fire shoots up on the side of the ring as the steel clangs against his skull and Malum drops to the mat.)

Dave Jackson: "Now Lupin has to do something about this! The Convict has a steel chair and is raining shots down on Malum's head which is unprotected!" 

Kevin Fisher: "If he won't, Akia will. Look! She's already knocked that prison guard out and has his keys." 

(Akia slides the keys into the ring through the fire as Malum stands up and is hit with the chair a second time. Then a third, and a fourth time. Blood begins to trickle from his eyebrow as he stumbles around the ring lost, and The Convict goes for a big KO shot. He pulls the chair back, but almost falls backwards as Lupin pulls it out of his hands. Malum spots the keys, and sets to unlocking himself as Lupin tosses the chair aside and Chambers gets in his face. The Convict gives Lupin a push, and Lupin does nothing in return. The Convict spits in Lupin's face, and prepares for a barrage that never comes. He begins to laugh, jeering at Lupin more until, Malum Diabolus elbows him in the back of the head after freeing himself.) 

Dave Jackson: "Thank goodness Lupin put a stop to that before it got out of hand, and the tables have turned again." 

Kevin Fisher: "I think The Convict's a bit braver now. It seems that Lupin really does care whether or not he's suspended for 30 days. Otherwise, he'd have taken his head off." 

(Malum hits a facebuster before bouncing off the ropes and hitting a running frog splash onto The Convict. Fires shoots up the side of the ring when he hits the mat, and he hooks the leg. Lupin makes a 2 count, and The Convict kicks out. Malum now, gets a bit courageous and begins to argue with Lupin about a slow count. Lupin holds up 2 fingers to Malum, Malum holds up 3 fingers to Lupin, Lupin holds up 1 middle finger to Malum. Malum stands up, a bit irate, and The Convict sits up with a low blow and a hair-pulling snap mare takeover. The Convict crawls quickly over to the chair that was taken from him earlier, and Malum comes in only to be hit in the head again. The Convict puts the chair around Malum's neck and delivers a missile dropkick from the second turnbuckle that plants Malum painfully backwards on the canvas with the chair still wrapped around his neck. The Convict stands Malum up, pulling the chair from around his neck, and hits The Bitch-Maker.) 

Kevin Fisher: "The Bitch-Maker! It's over baby! Make the count Lupin! He's got him!"  

(The Convict makes the pin, but Lupin kicks the chair out of the ring before making the count. Still feeling a bit brave, The Convict stands up and requests something from the timekeeper's table who slides him a grocery bag with a microphone and something else inside. Chambers turns on the mic.) 

The Convict: "Lupin, Lupin, Lupin ... I had a feeling you weren't gonna be fair about this ... I had a feeling you wouldn't call the match straight down the middle ... So to be nice about it, I made a huge stride to win you over ..." 

(Lupin finishes kicking the chair out of the ring, looking up at The Convict.) 

The Convict: "Now wait a second ... It took me a long, long time to track this down, but I finally got some home-video footage of you and your long, lost love, Sandra Karlina - Ya know, the chick that died of Lupis that you had the hots for. Let me play it for you." 

Dave Jackson: "Wait a second...didn't we find out that Lupin didn't really have a long, lost love? That was just his way of keeping the shrinks from harassing him?" 

Kevin Fisher: "Ya, even I caught that one. Maybe this is just an attempt for The Convict to get under Lupin's skin. Unless he really does believe it." 

(The Extreme-o-Tron turns on and shows a pleasant-looking, yet pale and noticeable sick woman. Laughing beside her, is what looks to be a younger and somewhat happier Lupin.) 

Kevin Fisher: "I take that back, it looks pretty genuine to me."  

Dave Jackson: "It does? I know Lupin has some Native American blood in him, that he's admitted. But the Lupin on the Extreme-o-Tron looks to be a full-fledged Native American."  

(Lupin looks at the screen, an amused smirk on his face as The Convict empties the grocery bag, revealing a beer bottle, a short brown bottle, and a thick rag. In his left hand is the thick clothand in the other is the dark brown bottle. A bottle of Ether. Chambers pours an obscene amount of Ether into the thick rag, and sneaking up behind Lupin, forcefully holds it over his mouth. Lupin fights and kicks for a second, seemingly surprised from the attack, but the Ether quickly sets in and Lupin becomes dazed. He stumbles around, and Chambers releases the cloth before hitting The Bitch-Maker on Lupin.) 

Dave Jackson: "Fake or not, that video gave Chambers the opportunity to catch Lupin from behind with a bottle of Ether and nail him with The Bitch-Maker!" 

Kevin Fisher: "Look! Malum Diabolus is starting to come to." 

(Malum, who was beginning to stand up, is quickly sent back down as The Convict turns around and smashes him in the back of the head with the bottle of beer. When it does, broken concrete and glass fall to the ground.) 

Kevin Fisher: "Chambers put concrete in the beer bottle and let it harden!! Genius! He had enough to put Lupin out, AND Malum Diabolus!" 

(Chambers covers Malum's limp body and grabs Lupin's wrist. He lifts it up and hits the mat...once, twice...But no thrice. Lupin's fingers suddenly wrap tighten around Chambers wrist just an inch off the canvas and The Convict's eyes go wide with surprise. He looks up, and Lupin's head looks up with a sick look in his eyes.) 

Dave Jackson: "Lupin's still going!? He was just smothered with Ether and hit with the World Champ's finisher!" 

(The Convict jerks his hands free and gets up to his feet as Lupin kicks up to his. The Convict takes a swing at Lupin. Lupin ducks and lifts his foot up slowly to kick The Convict in the midsection.) 

Kevin Fisher: "Here comes 30 days for Lupin!" 

Dave Jackson: "No! The Convict catches his foot!" 

Kevin Fisher: "But he's going to connect with the back brain kick!" 

(Lupin's shoulders turn, and The Convict ducks. But Lupin remains in place, having faked out The Convict, he does a soccer-style bicycle kick that hits The Convict's face with a grotesque crunch that sends the World Champ up and over onto the back of his head with a huge fountain of blood squirting out. Lupin stands up and pulls up his pant leg, revealing a sledgehammer taped to his leg that he just kicked The Convict in the face with.) 

Dave Jackson: "Oh my God! That was a kick heard around the world!" 

Kevin Fisher: "The Convict is out like a light, and I think I see teeth! Look at all the blood! Lupin kicks hard enough to do some damage, but not like that! He almost made The Convict do a complete backflip." 

Dave Jackson: "He caught the strength of a kick from Lupin along with a sledgehammer! That will put any man out! And it's put Lupin out to, cause that has to be a guaranteed 30 day suspension." 

(Lupin untapes the sledgehammer from his leg, and The Convict surprisingly begins to stir. Lupin sees this, and tosses the sledgehammer aside before pulling The Convict up by both ears and kneeing him square in the face that causes more blood to spurt. The Convict drops back to the mat, and Lupin pulls him up only to connect with the Homocide Backdrop in the center of the ring.) 

Dave Jackson: "Now we need someone to stop the referee! Lupin is punishing The Convict! This isn't the same Lupin we had that fought The Convict in the World Title tournament! This is a monster unleashed!" 

Kevin Fisher: "I thought he was just pussing out when he said it was Steven Clash pretending to be him! I don't remember Steven Clash ever going this far without at least trying to play it off as if he enjoyed it! Lupin's doing this as if it were an everyday occurrence!" 

Dave Jackson: "Malum Diabolus has wisely braved the flames and rolled out of the ring and is leaving with help from Akia. He's not just going to leave The Convict in there with Lupin, is he?" 

Kevin Fisher: "Why the hell not? That's Malum Diabolus, and he does whatever he wants. I don't think he wants to be next when Lupin is done with Chambers." 

(Before they get to the back Akia stops Malum and turns back to the ring, Malum holds up a microphone that Akia had up to her mouth for her.) 

Akia: "Malum had his surprise for the both of you, so I made a little surprise of my own also." 

David Jackson: "What could she have in store? Malum already had the ring set on fire." 

(Akia blows them a little kiss and the ring completely explodes with a convulsing Convict and an emotionless Lupin inside it still.) 

Dave Jackson: "HOLY HELL!!" 

Kevin Fisher: "She blew up the god damn ring with Lupin and The Convict still inside of it!!" 

Dave Jackson: "Look at the fire at what used to be the ring! There's President Hawke on the Extreme-o-Tron, and he looks stunned!" 

Kevin Fisher: "Hey! There's my baby!" 

("Sassy" Summer Kensington comes running down to the ring, and Hawke yells for her to stop as she reaches the ring. Sassy looks back at Hawke with a "Don't tell me what to do!" look on her face before sliding into the ring.) 

Kevin Fisher: "Sassy! No!!" 

(Suddenly, the ring collapses to the horror of the announcers, the fans, and President Hawke.) 

Dave Jackson: "Someone send help out here! Malum Diabolus and Akia blew up the ring with Lupin and John Chambers still inside, and it just collapsed when Sassy came down!" 

Kevin Fisher: "What was she doing down here!? She couldn't have been down here for The Convict! His own mother wouldn't even run back inside a burning house to get him out!" 

(A large cloud of smoke raises from the ring as several small fires still burn, but things slowly become less distorted.) 

Dave Jackson: "Man oh man...look at that destruction...how could someone do such a thing?"  

Kevin Fisher: "I told you Malum Diabolus does whatever he wants. He wanted to take out The Convict and Lupin in one fell-swoop, and he did. Sassy was just a bonus to him." 

Dave Jackson: "I still can't believe what I'm seeing. There's no sign of anyone, and Lupin and The Convict were in the center of the ring just before it went up and flames." 

Kevin Fisher: "We've seen entire rings set on fire before, but never blown up. That was an unholy act of the devil. I can't believe it myself." Dave Jackson: "This is truly horrible...This...wait, what's that?" 

(As the smoke continues to slowly dissipate, a shadowy figure can be seen raising from the rubble. They look up and stick their arms out in mock crucifixion, their head snapping back to spew a fountain of gray mist into the air. The smoke billows away, revealing Lupin.) 

Dave Jackson: "How in god's name is he still standing!! Look! He doesn't have a scratch on him! His clothes seemed to be charred, but he looks like he just got out of bed!" 

Kevin Fisher: "He's not human! First Ether couldn't take him down, now an exploding ring!? Last week a car ran him over, and he still got up! That is definitely not the Lupin we saw months ago! That's the Lupin we saw break 'Big' Andy Studd's legs as if he were a piece of chicken!" 

Dave Jackson: "President Hawke can't believe it himself. But I want to know what everyone else wants to know. Where's Sassy and The Convict? Are they alright? Why did she come down here and risk her life by going into that blazing ring? 

(The camera fades out, a replay of Sassy sliding into the ring just before it collapsing.)