WARFARE RESULTS

[You can feel the old heated rivalry between these two, from the moment they both walk into the arena. The bell rings, and this double debut match is under way. We see Princess break the lock up with a knee shot to the gut, after which she executes a picture perfect neck breaker, sending Serenity to the mat. Princess seems to pull off a few more moves, before Serenity is back on her feet once again, trying to catch her breath. Serenity fakes an injury after taking a step, causing Princess to take the bate and come in for another move.]

[It is here that we see Serenity was playing opossum, nailing Princess with a European upper cut. The two at this point hack at each other with a line of rights and lefts, as the cat fur begins to fly. Serenity Irish whips Princess into the ropes by the hair, allowing her time to build up and unleash a large chain of power moves sending Princess crashing to the mat repeatedly. It is here Serenity goes for a pin. 1.....2.....3!]

Josh Chita: Thank you all! If you haven't noticed, look at my shirt on the left sleeve.

Josh Chita: These ribbons are being sold for $5 at every concession stand. The money will go to help the New York Firemen and Policemen. Tonight will be a great show but keep in mind, it isn't like any EWA show. Enjoy the show and AWAY WE GO!

[Scene switches backstage to the office of President Johnny Hawke. Once the camera moves to the inside. The Extreme O Tron shows the "Franchise" Johnny Hawke in nice gray pin-stripe Armani suit, sitting behind his nice oak wooden desk. On his lap in the ever so lovely, "Sassy" Summer Kensington dressed in a black patent leather painted on jumpsuit with a frontal opening. Sassy and Hawke seem to be a little preoccupied catching on old times. When there is knock at the door.]

[The door opens and standing there is no other than one of the legendary Malice Family members, T. J. Malice. T. J. is dressed in a pair of faded blue jeans and black Harley T-shirt with a pair of biker boots. He walks and closes the door behind him.]

TJ: Well at least someone missed me. DAMMIT!!! That pansy ass owner, Zid, and former president Izzy G. sent my ass over to land of little of people. In attempt to calm my hostile behavior down.

Hawke: I know man... Truly I know... Hell right after you left. They retired the Hardcore Title and ended the division, but they made one mistake by putting me back in charge. It is time for the EWA to finally represent. It's true meaning, and that is why you are back. So, you think you can handle the task at hand?

TJ: Handle it??? Hell... I look forward to punishing every man who stands in my way. You see.... This time, I am not going to play the EWA way. This time I am going to make everyone play my game. And my game is.... HARDCORE WITH MALICE INTENT!!!... They think sending me over to little people land will calm my behavior.... Well, they were damn wrong, because now I am back... I am mad.... I am angry.... I am hungry... and everyone will get to taste of Hardcore with Malice Intent is all about.

[Sassy turns around to see TJ Malice looking straight into the eyes of her beloved Johnny Hawke. ]

Sassy: TJ... You know...I could honestly use a man like you.... [Hawke turns to Sassy with a strange look.]

Sassy: Now, Now...Johnny...Listen to me... TJ, you and I have a lot in common... and together, There isn't ANYTHING...We can't do. I am here to only make a select few... PAY... For EVERYTHING that has happened to me. And I'm going to step on A LOT of toes... getting the job at hand, done. Now...If your blood boils half as much as mine does...You should have NO PROBLEM....Joining me in the quest for REVENGE...The EWA...and the ENTIRE Roster...Will feel the EFFECT...The "SASSY EFFECT" one way or another...[Sassy looks over toward Hawke.]

Sassy: Sorry Babe...EWA Doesn't mean a damn thing to me anymore...All I want is What I'm Going to get...and What I'm going to get is...EVERYTHING I WANT...

Hawke: Hell, That is the main reason. He is back in the first place for not only is he going to make people pay for their crimes. He is one of only few men that I will ever trust to watch your back. And I know when I am not around. You will be safe from those damn psychos that got hired to work for the EWA. Is that correct, TJ?

TJ: DAMN STRAIGHT HAWKE!!! Now that I am back... Everyone else will have to start watching THEIR BACKS!!! and Sassy, you know I got you covered.

Sassy: Well, With all this watching Sassy's back...When do I get my turn to watch yours...

Sassy: I'm going out there tonight, and I'm going to make an impact... Some sorry Ass is going to have a ONE ON ONE confrontation...With the newest Sheriff in this sport... And I am by all means... Ready to take prisoners....

TJ: Well seeing you are wanting to take prisoners. I am more than willing to be your prisoner... [Hawke looks over at TJ with like a 'Say What' look.] BUT... seeing you are the boss's fiancé. By any chance, do you have any friends? [Hawke and TJ begin to laugh.]

Sassy: Do I look like I have any friends.... Friends are nothing but a waist of time... Now... I may can help you out with a little action if your so eager... TJ..

Sassy: Mysty.... Julia.... Come on out, hons... Here's a man willing to jump into a barrel of monkeys for one night... Come get you a piece of a man for once... And stay the Hell away from mine...

Kevin Fisher: MY MY... Isn't she a bit feisty tonight... God... It's good seeing her come back... It's almost like.... like...

[The camera goes to a commercial for Pepsi Twist and Doritos brand Chips ]

[As WARFARE come back on the air, the Convict is seen walking down the hall way as all the lights go out. the camera Switches to night vision and everything is still seen. The Convict swirls around expecting an attack. To his side a chain falls to the left of him rattling as it is still suspended from the ceiling. He turns hitting the chain but only knocks it around.]

[Back behind him there is another chain falls and another. Some of these new chains have barbs that are clearly seen. The convict finds this out as he swings and connects with one. He grabs his hand that is bleeding the bright green that night visions shows.]

Convict: Awe. Fuck you getting off on this do you have a strange chain fantasy here I will shove these chain so far up your ass you can have one for the rest of your life.

[The chains all start to sway causing them to rattle drowning out all other noise. The camera sees another man enter the hall he is wearing all black and has a set of infra-red goggles.]

[The Convict turns to hit the voice but is met with a Super kick to the throat that staggers him back into more chains. He screams out in anger and pain as the majority of them were the barbed chains. The Eyes only man steps off to the side. The Convict runs at where he last remembers Malum but is met with a chain around his throat. Malum grabs a second chain and pulls as the Convict is hoisted into the air. He is holding onto the chain trying not to choke.]

Malum: Get this through your head. I don’t need to do this to make my ass famous. I do this simply because I like seeing Trash hung out to dry.

Kevin Fisher: Well.... It looks like Malum has already shown us whom. He will be going after he becomes victorious in tonight's match.

Dave Jackson: Well don't count Shane Falcon, yet. Even though he might be new, here. He was a sensational force in the Indy Circuit and he wants The Convict as bad as Malum does. He just rather go about a more honorable way.

Kevin Fisher: Honor... Shmonor.. This isn't know Indy Circuit. This is the E... W... A... and if Shane wants to survive in the big leagues. He might want to learn from the past so-called honorable wrestlers....

Dave Jackson: And what would be that ole wise one... [Dave reeks with sarcasm.]

Dave Jackson: Actually... I hate to admit it... But that does sound like sound advice... Shall we move on?

Dave Jackson: Yes Kevin?

Kevin Fisher: We're the EWA, right?

Dave Jackson: Right.

Kevin Fisher: Then why do we still have the Big Sky losers in our federation?

Dave Jackson: I couldn't tell ya Kev, I don't like it just as much as you don't.

Kevin Fisher: It wouldn't be so bad if their owner wasn't a little bitch.

Dave Jackson: Heh, amen. Amen. Anyways, we have to bare this, but we do get to see The Fabulous One face off against C-Burna.

"The Fabulous" Nate Giovanni vs. C-Burna (Representing The Big Sky)

[Smoke starts coming from the ramp way and the familiar smell of weed fills the arena. "Blow My Buzz" by D-12 comes on and Outlaw slowly stumbles down the ramp way. He slowly raises his hands towards the crowd and they boo him violently. He laughs it off and gets into the ring.]

Kevin Fisher: Hey, I didn't know Jamie Ca was still wrestling.

Dave Jackson: Who?

Kevin Fisher: You know, Jamie Ca, da Rasta Mon, he supplied mad weed.

Dave Jackson: ...

Kevin Fisher: Forget it, you're just not cool enough to remember him.

[The Extreme-o-Tron comes to life, as we see Nate and Allen walking towards the screen. A few cords of "The Superman Theme" begin to play, as the screen versions of Nate and Allen rip open their shirts and reveal giant "S" on their chest. The Music Switches to "Holding Out for a Hero" by Bonnie Tyler, and the stage and ramp are engulfed by a constant swaying of red, white, and blue fireworks. The Giant Screen lights up with the words "The Fabulous Era has begun" and Nate and Allen emerge from the back.

Nate is wearing a bright pink singlet, and his Zebra Striped pants. He holds the tag team title belt above his head and spins around, throwing both arms in the air, and then blows a kiss to the crowd. He pushes down his Gargoyle Sunglasses onto the end of his nose, looks out above them, then push them back on his face before walking up the ring, and jumping up on the apron.

He removes the glasses, tosses them to the ring girl, and then jumps on the top turnbuckle and does a summersault back flip into the ring, earning a chorus of boos from the crowd. Reed stands at Ringside, and grabs the championship belt, and claps for his partner.

He motions to the back, and his Pakistani Man Servant, Ashpu, makes his way down to ringside with a plate full of Cupcakes, which he sets on the edge of the ring. Reed and Nate motion to the back, and 6 Police Officers armed with Stun Guns and Riot Gear make their way to ringside.]

Kevin Fisher: What the Hell?

Dave Jackson: Yikes, looks like The Super Egos are pulling the cops out for this one. I have no idea why.

Kevin Fisher: Wait wait, I'm getting something.

Dave Jackson: What's that?

Kevin Fisher: Nothing you nimrod, we don't have nifty ear plugs like those reporters.

Dave Jackson: ...

Kevin Fisher: Ya, anyways, it's probably because of C-Burna's interview where he started rolling a joint on camera I'm guessing. That or they're going to have him arrested for being an idj….

Dave Jackson: Don't say it! Piper will kill you!

Kevin Fisher: Good call...felt good to have a brush with death though.

[ Just as the camera pans back over toward the ring, from up on the entrance ramp stands “Sassy” Summer Kensington, She is dressed in a black paten leather jumpsuit with a full open frontal view. She comes walking down the ramp to a mixture of “Boos and Cheers “. ]

Kevin Fisher: OH MY GOD!!! OH MY GOD!!!…SASSY’S HERE…She’s really, really here…..

Dave Jackson: Yeah, I must say…it is good to see her back…even if she’s just here to cause problems.

Kevin Fisher: HOW DARE YOU….Sassy…Honey…Come over here and take a seat…

[Kevin slides a chair out for Sassy and she smiles, and sits upon his lap.]

Sassy: Did you miss me boys? [She smiles at Kevin, as Kevin is all but Awe…struck when Sassy turns up the heat…]

Dave Jackson: How are you Summer, Things doing ok for you now that you’re back?

Sassy: Yes, Dave…Things are good, but sad to say…Things don’t look so good for the EWA Roster.

Dave Jackson: What ever do you mean Sassy?

[Kevin smiling from ear to ear.]

Sassy: Doesn’t matter what I mean Dave, Let’s just not worry that Dim Witted mind of yours and let’s watch this match.

[Inside the ring, Nate and C-Burna tie up, and Nate quickly goes to the offensive with an armdrag takedown into an armbar. C-Burna gets to his feet, and reverses it into a wristlock. Nate kneels down, holding his shoulder and circling around C-Burna before reversing it with his own wristlock. C-Burna instantly reverses it, and before he can lock it on, Nate re-reverses it and connects with a side kick to the opposite side of C-Burna's face. C-Burna falls back, and Nate dives for the cover...1, 2, kick out. C-Burna rushes in at Nate who hits a Japanese armdrag that sends C-Burna head over heels to the mat. C-Burna rolls out of the ring, trying to keep the world from spinning any faster.]

Dave Jackson: An excellence offensive from The Fabulous One. Even though he's a jerk, he is quite the performer.

Kevin Fisher: Ya...Jesus, this C-Burna guy reeks of shotgun-idge.

Dave Jackson: Shotgun-idge?

Kevin Fisher: Yea, like Stoney "The Shotgun" Wilde. You remember him don’t ya SAS…

Sassy: [playing with Kevin’s buttons on his shirt.] Why yes…I do remember Stoney quite well…And I bet he never forgot me either… [Sassy wets her lips…]

Dave Jackson: Who? ….

Kevin Fisher: [sitting quite awkward in his chair] You know, The Shotgun.

Dave Jackson: ...

Kevin Fisher: Jumping Jesus!!! [Sassy just ran her fingernails over Kevin’s chest hairs] I….I….uhm…. don't you ever follow those who had the pothead gimmick before everyone else thought it would be cool to do it?

Dave Jackson: Not...really... [looks at the two shaking his head.]

Kevin Fisher: ...Hey! There's Ashpu!

Dave Jackson: He's carrying that plate of cupcakes too. What's the all about?

[Ashpu offers the plate to C-Burna, who politely takes one and scoffs it down, thanking Ashpu before snatching the plate out of his hands and throwing it at Nate inside the ring. Nate catches a glancing blow, enough for C-Burna to slide in and bulldog him to the mat. C-Burna then pulls Nate to his feet, slapping him in the face before executing a vertical suplex and immediately going to the top rope. He comes off with a legdrop that is on target, and makes the cover...1, 2, Nate kicks out.]

Dave Jackson: C-Burna almost got a win with that move...

Kevin Fisher: Come on give me a break, Dave. C-Burna doesn't stand a chance against 'The Fabulous Era' in the EWA, especially in his debut match.

[C-Burna pulls Nate up, and slaps him one more time in the face so that Nate turns around. C-Burna catches him with a neckbreaker as he turns around, and now Nate rolls to the outside of the ring. C-Burna follows, and Nate starts running around the ring away from C-Burna to the boos of the crowd. Nate slides into the ring, and C-Burna comes after. Nate however, baseball slides C-Burna just as he comes through the ropes, and immediately locks on a camel clutch. The referee checks in on C-Burna, who shakes his head the best he can before Nate pushes it into the mat and places him into a Gedo Clutch...1, 2, C-Burna kicks out. Nate pulls C-Burna to his feet and attempts an Irish whip, but C-Burna reverses it and charges in. Nate however on the return, catches C-Burna with a headscissors takeover that takes both men over the top rope back outside the ring.]

Dave Jackson: A nice reversal by Nate Giovanni, and this match is getting better and better.

Kevin Fisher: You bet it is, look who's at ringside!

[At ringside, Horizen sits down holding signs over their heads and cheering. "Super Strong" Eric Starback is holding a "Freud loves the Super Egos!" sign over his head while "The Machine" Sage Harlock is holding a "Falcon is a sissybitch!" sign over his head. Ashpu picks up two of the cupcakes that C-Burna had not eaten earlier, and hands them over the guardrail to the two. They lean over and hug Ashpu enthusiastically as they begin to munch, Ashpu looking scared for his life all the while.]

Dave Jackson: Idiots.

Sassy: Watch it there Dave…Those are my boys you’re talking about…

Kevin Fisher: That's why I love em.

[Reed pries Horizen off Ashpu as they both apologize and go back to flaunting their signs. Meanwhile, Nate Giovanni and C-Burna briefly exchange punches outside the ring. This comes to a halt as Nate kicks C-Burna in the groin, causing him to double over, which allows Nate to hit a Rocker Dropper on the floor outside the ring. Burna rolls to his back, grabbing his face as Nate slides back into the ring. He stands about half way in the ring, looks to the crowd, and as Burna is getting back to his feet, Giovanni charges the turnbuckle, and leaps over it, without using the ropes, and drills Burna with a perfect corkscrew body press. Then raises his arms to the air, and bows to the crowd, having boos reign down on him.]

Dave Jackson: What a move by Nate Giovanni!

Kevin Fisher: All with a busted wrist!

Dave Jackson: His wrist isn't broken!

Kevin Fisher: That's what he wants you to think.

[Nate rolls C-Burna into the ring and slides in behind him, holding the tights as he goes for the pin...1, 2, the referee notices the handful of tights and begins to scold The Fabulous One. Nate tries to look innocent, not noticing C-Burna getting up and waiting for the ref to move. The ref gets out of the way, just with enough time for C-Burna to execute a Lou Thesz press onto Nate and begin to pummel him in the face. Nate tries to cover up, yelling that C-Burna is using closed fists, but the ref let's it slide to the fans pleasure. C-Burna pulls Nate up, lifting him up for another vertical suplex. Nate kicks his legs, and drops down behind him before pushing him towards the ropes for a roll-up. C-Burna hangs onto the ropes, and Nate is unable to complete the move, rolling through back to his feet. C-Burna laughs and nods to the crowd, thinking he's outsmarted Nate, but Nate runs towards him and jumps over the top rope, grabbing C-Burna's head and guillotining him across the top rope. Nate climbs back on the ring apron and goes up top as C-Burna gets to his feet, and Nate looks to end it with Absolutely Fabulous. C-Burna however, was able to get to a knee and catches Nate across his shoulder. C-Burna turns around and powerslams The Fabulous One down to the mat with thunderous force.]

Dave Jackson: Did you hear that impact? Man, The Fabulous One had all the wind pushed right out of him from that. Great reversal by C-Burna.

[C-Burna stands up, the weed making him a bit dizzy as he falls backwards with a strange-looking senton bomb onto Nate. C-Burna stands up, pulling Nate to his feet and sitting him on the top turnbuckle facing the crowd. Nate wobbles, a bit woozy from the big powerslam as C-Burna climbs up in front of Nate and doubles him over. He points to the announcer's table.]

Kevin Fisher: Jesus Christ, not again. Hit the deck! …..Come here Sassy…get out of the way…

[Sassy and the announcers duck for cover as C-Burna lifts Nate Giovanni up for a spinning powerbomb that would put him through the announcer's table from the top rope. Before he turns completely around though, C-Burna holds his side and falls sideways off the top turnbuckle. Nate spills down as well, landing more so on C-Burna. A bit stunned, Nate lays there as C-Burna moans about a cramp. The referee counts...1, 2, 3!]

Dave Jackson: Is it safe?

Kevin Fisher: I think so... Sassy, You alright?…Sassy?….DAMN IT... Where is she….

Dave Jackson: Look! C-Burna got pinned! He got a cramp from the cupcake he ate earlier! SASSY….Hey…Come back here…

Kevin Fisher: Damnit what is she doing….That'll teach him to swim after eating instead of waiting 15 minutes.

[Renegade comes running down to the ring with Icon and the “Enteranier” Hawk, ready to pounce on the Super Egos. Sassy starts to walk her way up the ramp, and stands face to face with the three men…Before anything can be done though, the cops swarm the ring and begin to subdue The Highlighters, passing right by Sassy. One of the officers grabs a mic.]

Officer: "C-Burna, we have received an anonymous tip to our "D.A.R.E hotline that you have been involved in some illegal activity, and drug trafficking."

[Camera cuts to Allen Reed, and Reed shrugs his shoulder in a way that suggests "I don't know what's going on."]

Officer: "We also saw a tape of your last recorded interview, which it looks like you were engaged in the explicit use of illegal substances. Plus, even simulated drug use is against FCC violations, therefore we have no choice but to arrest you on the spot."

[Nate looks at Reed and shrugs his shoulders, then the two of them burst into laughter as the cops lead the men away. Reed slides into the ring, and they raise the Tag Team Titles over head. Sassy is seen now standing inside the inner body space of The Icon, she stands looking up into his sweaty face, as she smiles.]

Sassy: Well…Well… Looks like we FINALLY MEET FACE TO FACE… I have had a few things I have been ACHING…. to show you…

[The Icon is grinning ear to ear…as Sassy draws his head down slowly to hers, The crowd begins to Bark…as the Icon seems to be getting a shot…Sassy reaches her hand around her back and pulls out from her side pocket, a small can, just as it seems Sassy is about to drop those lips on Icon, She sprays him in the eyes with mace…]

Kevin Fisher: MY God…What has she done…Icon backs up grabbing his eyes, what the hell happened?

Dave Jackson: Looks like Sassy, just sprayed some mace in the poor guys face.

Kevin Fisher: Well, he should have known better to mess with Sassy, Hawke will kill him now.

[Sassy then backs up from the crowd, as Renegade and Hawk jump Sassy. Hawk grabs Sassy’s arm and takes her to the floor, slamming her back against the steel walkway. Sassy tries to maneuver her way out from under Hawk, as Renegade tends to the Icon, Sassy attempts a backwards summersault lifting her feet into the midsection of Hawk, she places her feet at the base of his beltline and sends him over her head. Sassy quickly gets up and goes back toward Hawk, with mace can in her hand she aims it for his face, Hawk swiftly slaps the can from her hands as he reaches out again grabbing Sassy by her arm. Sassy turns, swinging her leg quickly to the right, smashing her right foot straight into the head of Hawk. She then gives him a low blow, sending him to his knees. As Sassy hops over the guard rail and goes out through the crowd.]

Kevin Fisher: MY MY…She’s on fire tonight, be careful out there Babe… You never know what’s gonna happen.

Dave Jackson: Some things NEVER change around here.

Kevin Fisher: Oh how true.... How true... But the night is not over yet... I am just getting word we have to head to the back.

Dave Jackson: Oh great now what?

["Sensational" Shane Falcon and the Vipress are talking in the hallway. Shane begins to stretch to warm up for his match, when we spot Malum Diabolus walking down the hallway in his "Don't get Mad...Get Evil!!" T-Shirt. Vipress tries to get Shane's attention, but Malum has a look of disgust in his eye as he charges and nails him in the back with a high knee. Falcon's head goes face first into the cement wall. Falcon grabs his nose, as Malum reaches up and begins to choke him, burying his thumb into his throat. Falcon is struggling for air, as he drops down to one knee. Vipress starts to make her way over, but Falcon pushes her away, and drives his elbow into Malum's mid-section. Malum refuse to let go of the hold, and drives the thumb into the throat harder this time. Falcon's face begins to turn read, as he nails Diabolus in the stomach again with a elbow. Malum tries to hang on, but Falcon returns to his feet, and Malum hangs on to his neck. Falcon stumbles backwards and drives him into the wall, before lunging forward and flipping his attacker head first into the wall. Malum slumps to the floor, as Falcon kicks him square in the face. Vipress looks on, and he motions for her to get him a chair. She tosses him the chair, and he takes a wile swing at Malum, who barely rolls out of the way. Another wild swing and Malum rolls behind Falcon. He stands up with a smirk on his face, but Falcon spins and nails him with a sickening chair shot that immediately drops the former World Champion to the ground. Malum grabs his head, as Falcon tosses down the dented steel chair. He picks up Malum and drops him on the cement again with a vicious piledriver. He straddles Malum, and begins to pound on his head with right hands, causing the cut that opened up on his head to turn Malum's face into a crimson mask. Falcon jumps to his feet, and screams, and then looks around for another weapon. He spots a lead pipe, and picks it up, meanwhile, Malum returns to his feet, dazed and confused. Falcon swings the pipe, but Malum ducks and locks on his "Finger of Death." Falcon seems prepared and blasts him in the side of the head with an elbow. Malum staggers towards the door, and Falcon follows. and we loose site of the two men.]

Dave Jackson: It appears that one of our matches started a little earlier than expected.

Kevin Fisher: Started early?? Hell that damn thing is going to end early. Did you see the way they were going at it? It seems that these two don't like each other in the least.

Dave Jackson: Malum looked like a man possessed. He's fighting like a wild animal. Do you think he might feel threatened by this young talent.

Kevin Fisher: From Falcon, hardly. That's the former World Champ.

Dave Jackson: Fans, we will try to see if we can keep you informed on those two trying to tear down the backstage area, but we have another commercial break.

[The camera switches to commercial about the upcoming Halloween Special P. P. V. "To Death Do Us Part"... Finally. will President Johnny Hawke tie the knot with "Sassy" Summer Kensington... OR... Will this be end of the two.]

Dave Jackson: Fans... Welcome back to WARFARE, and I've just got word that we have caught up with Malum and Falcon backstage, and they are still going at it!!"

[The camera picks up the fight and it appears to have spilled into a stairwell. Malum has regained control and picks up Falcon for a spine buster that drives his back into the railing. Falcon drops to the ground, and Malum spits in his face, before jumping up and double stomping him in the chest. Falcon is trying to suck air, and Malum uses this opportunity to yank him back to his feet. He gets a sadistic grin, and starts to toss Falcon down the stairs. But Falcon grabs onto the railing, and stops himself from going over. He blasts Malum in the face with a right hand, and drills him with his version of the Diamond Cutter, Falcon's death drop. Malum appears to be out, and Falcon pulls him to his feet, and then TOSSES HIM DOWN THE STAIRS!! Malum rolls down and lands in a crumpled heap, as Falcon drops to his knees and catches his breath. He slowly makes his way down the steps after about 20 seconds, and Malum is still not moving much. He picks him up again, and begins to toss him down another flight, when Malum grabs the railing, kicks him in the stomach, and then drills him with a DDT. Falcon is down, but Malum is not finished. He pulls the youngster up and takes him near the railing. The door flies open, and we see Vipress trying to catch up with the two of them. Falcon is trying to hold on, but Malum manages to get him over the railing, and he disappears. Vipress screams, and the camera cuts back to ringside.]

Dave Jackson: "GOOD GOD. HE tried to freaking kill him!!"

Kevin Fisher: "What do you mean tried too?? He DID!!! I might say that I'm excited to have Malum back."

Dave Jackson: "WE have security trying to break them up. And check on Falcon's condition, but I'm being told we need to go to our next match."

Kevin Fisher: Well, I for one, can't wait to finally see Malum and Falcon finally lock up in the center of the ring.

Dave Jackson: Well in they have any fight left in them... They will be up right after the Television Title match... Which by the way is next.

Soul Blade (C) vs. "Big" Andy Studd

Curtis Green: First coming to the ring at this time. He stands at 7' 2" and weighs in at 465 pounds. He is ..... "Big" Andy Studd!!!!!!

["Fanfare For The Common Man" by Aaron Copeland plays over the P.A. as the Big Man comes walking out. He raises his left arm, revealing his cement filled Louisville Slugger, the fans erupt in wild approval.]

Curtis Green: And... His opponent is Current Television Champion. He stands at 6'4" and weighs in at 235 lbs. He is ..... Soul Blade!!!!!!!

[The match begins as Blade tries to clothesline Studd but it doesn't faze him. Then Studd immediately starts sending right hands straight to Blade's chin. Studd whips Blade into the ropes and does an amazingly hard Powerslam. He picks Blade up and whips him into the ropes again. He looks like he's about to go for another Powerslam, but instead goes for a clothesline, Blade ducks, it and hits an amazing standing Dropkick. Studd staggers back a few feet, as Blade bounces of a set of ropes for momentum and nails Studd with a clothesline. No effect…. Another clothesline… Still no effect… On Blade third attempt at bringing the big man down, Blade goes for a jumping crossbody only to be caught by Studd into a spinebuster, right into a pin.... 1...2. ...Blade kicked out!!!]

Dave Jackson: Soul Blade is having a hard time bring the big man down.

Kevin Fisher: Hell... Who wouldn't Studd only out weighs Soul Blade by 230 pounds.

[Studd slowly started to argue with the referee about the pin; little did he know that Blade was getting up as he quickly dropkicked Studd right into his knee, sending Studd down to one knee. Blade stands Studd up and whips him into the turnbuckle. Blade follow in after Studd and gives him multiple chops the chest. Suddenly, Studd grabs Blade by throat and reverses their position by throwing him into the same turnbuckle face first. As Blade bounces out of the turnbuckle with momentum, Studd grabs blade's neck by the approval of the crowd as they stand up and cheer...CHOKESLAM!!!! Blade gets planted in the middle of the ring as Studd walks around him smiling. Studd picks him up and looks as if he is going for the suplex; Blade resists the suplex and reverses into a tornado DDT!!!]

Kevin Fisher: Finally.... Soul Blade brought big man down.

Dave Jackson: But the real question for Soul Blade is can he keep the big man down.

[Blade picks up Studd and attempts X-Factor, but Studd clocks him straight into the face. Blade stumbles back against the ropes, as Studd knees him straight into the gut. Then, puts him between his legs. The crowd cheered as Studd pulls of an amazing Full Nelson Powerbomb!!! Studd goes for the pin... 1...... 2..... .BLADE KICKED OUT!!!!! Studd get up and starts arguing more with the referee. He then looks out at the crowd as if to see if they want him to punish Blade more. The crowd screamed in approval, but before he can do anything, Blade is up and seems to be waiting for Studd to turnaround. As Studd turns around, He is met with an amazing super kick straight to his chin. Which sends Studd over the ropes and crashing hard on the concrete by the momentum. Blade follow up with Suicide dive on Studd as he starts to stand up, but Studd catches him into a body slam that Blade only reverse in mid air to a rolling DDT on the floor. Both men lay prone as the referee begins the count. Once the referee gets to 7, Blade and Studd start to show movement. Blade attempts to enter the ring, only to get Irish whipped into guardrail by Studd for his troubles. Then Studd turns around to get in the ring, as the referee hits the count of TEN, just before Studd is able to do it. The referee calls for the bell.]

Curtis Green: The referee has counted both men out of the ring. So this match is Draw, and Still reigning Television Champion.... Soul Blade

Dave Jackson: Studd was robbed in you ask me....

Kevin Fisher: Well hate to say this... but nobody did... My hat is off to both competitors.

Dave Jackson: Well it is time for one more commercial break...

Dave Jackson: "Well this is the time that we were supposed to have the Malum vs. Falcon match up, but unfortunately, some things seemed to have went bad in the back."

[We see Malum Diabolus come rolling out of the curtain area like he had been thrown, and Falcon steps out of the curtain to huge cheers from the crowd. He is bloody and battered, but seems to be ready to destroy his opponent. Malum is crawling back towards the ring, and Falcon runs up and drops an elbow on his back. Malum stops, and Falcon shoots him into the Guardrail. Falcon picks him up, and drops him down with a sidewalk slam. Malum is on the ground, and Falcon grabs the guardrail and sets it on Malum's throat. He climbs up on the guardrail and raises his arms, and the crowd begins to chant "Falcon...Falcon...Falcon..." He jumps down, and tosses of the guardrail, before asking a fan for a chair. Malum slowly makes his way to his feet, and gets a chair to the head for his trouble. Malum staggers back towards the ring, and Falcon seems to be getting stronger as he blasts him again. Malum staggers back down to ringside, and grabs a chair of his own. Falcon raises his chair the crowd and swings for the third time, but this time Malum blocks with his own chair. He nails Falcon in the knee, and then slides the chair into the ring. An official has made his way to ringside. Malum begins to climb up the apron to get away from Falcon. He begins to climb the ropes, possibly for a leap, but Falcon tosses a chair at him, that stuns the former champ. Falcon climbs the ropes, and motions to the crowd, before hitting Malum with a top rope chokeslam. Malum is prone on the mat, as the bell rings, and Falcon signals to the crowd.]

Dave Jackson: "This match up has officially started. But how long have these guys been fighting."

[Falcon climbs the rope and hits a 450 splash. Unfortunately, Malum had grabbed the chair in the ring to protect himself. Falcon's head hits the chair, and he rolls off of Malum. Malum shakes his head to clear his own cobwebs, and makes the cover. 1.....2....3!!!]

Kevin Fisher: "Its over thank god!! Malum gets a shot at his World Title again!!

Dave Jackson: "That is a major disappointment. A cowardly attack by Diabolus earned him a win. But you must give credit to the former champ, he was just one step a head tonight."

Kevin Fisher: "Hell, even I have to take my hat off to this Falcon kid. He put up one hell of a fight. The veteran just got through this one barely."

Dave Jackson: Due to time restraints... We had to cut some matches from our show and move directly to the main event.

Kevin Fisher: Yeah no more commercials... It is main event time... Honestly who really cares who the kidnapper was, anyway. Our beloved President has his bride to be back. So that is the only thing that matters.

Dave Jackson: Well folks it all boils down to our main event for this evening. Tonight we have Lupin taking on the "Pied Piper" Kirk Visconty.

Kevin Fisher: This is surely going to be a test of pure unadulterated strength. These two men have been battling it out back and fourth it seems for ages…and I still don't think Piper seems to think Lupin is serious.

Dave Jackson: This I have to agree with you on Kevin that could be a very costly factor in this match up tonight.

Kevin Fisher: Piper just doesn't know what he is up against, the battle of Pure Evil and a true battle of one's self discipline. My bets are on Lupin in this match, just like I said earlier, Piper isn't taking Lupin seriously and that will determine the outcome of this match.

Dave Jackson: Well, Kevin, I hope you're wrong about this, Piper needs to be focused more so in this match up with Lupin than any other in his career. Lets go to Curtis Green standing in the ring…

[Just before Curtis Green begins his announcement, The Extreme-o-tron lights up to show the outside of Piper's locker room. The door opens and we see the smiling "Pied Piper" Kirk Visconty walking out. Suddenly Lupin jumps out of the shadows and starts attacking Piper. A couple of weak claw hand chops land on Piper's chest, but Piper shrugs them off, grabs Lupin and DDT's him on the concrete. Lupin lays there motionless as Piper stands back up. Piper bends over and grabs the side of Lupin's face and peels it off, revealing Bob Hope!]

[A Piper look at Bob Hope a bit more, then reaches down and peels Bob's face off, revealing Three Teeth Willie.]

Three Teeth Willie: "And I would have gotten away with it, if it wasn't for you meddling kids!"

[Piper looks up at the camera, cheeses, and then walks on past, towards the entranceway.]

Kevin Fisher: That was a display of pure Childish games…Piper needs to wizen up and begin to take this match seriously Or Lupin will very well become the next US Title champion. Which in fact I do believe he deserves.

Curtis Green: Ladies and Gentlemen, this match is for the EWA United State Title…Please welcome coming to ringside weighing in at 239 lbs. He is the LORD OF EXTREME he is Lupin.

[The lights go out without warning, and a slow, eerie bass thumps. With every thump of the bass, the lights flicker before going back out again. Soon, the soothing, yet chilling sound of a child carousel begins to play as momentum begins to build. Then, with an explosion of black pyros on the stage and a strobeing of gray and crimson lights.. Just as Lupin is seen stepping out from behind the curtain, the sound of "Scooby Dooby Doo…Where are you?"…is heard all over the PA system. Lupin turns toward the crowd as they all begin to laugh. Lupin takes in a deep breath and screams out Piper's name. He makes his way toward the ring entering it with a purpose.]

Dave Jackson: [laughing] This is some funny shit…Scooby Doo?… Piper must have done this.

Kevin Jackson: Give me a break, Piper is a dead man walking right now…I do not wish to be in his shoes at all in this match tonight.

Curtis Green: And his opponent, weighing in at 288lbs, he is the EWA's United States Champion, The "Pied Piper" Kirk Visconty.

["Opticon" by Orgy hits the P.A. system, the lights in the arena dim, as the Extreme-o-tron lights up to show image after image of Piper mocking Lupin. Then the crowning moment comes when Piper, dressed as Lupin, yells; "How can I lose with my FOOT IN THE ROOOPPPPEEESSS???!!!". The images on the Extreme-o-tron fade to the cheesing grin of the "Pied Piper", then to black. The entranceway is backlit, and we see the silhouette of the massive form of Piper. He stands there as the crowd cheers. He then runs down the ramp to the arena floor, drops to one knee, flexes, and cheeses to the crowd. Piper stands, holding the U.S. Title belt high in the air, and then walks down to the ring, giving high fives, shaking hands, and pointing out pro Piper signs. Piper stops at the ring, shakes his head at Lupin, rubs his eyes like he is crying, and tosses the belt at the timekeeper. Piper watches Lupin cautiously as he slips into the ring. ]

Dave Jackson: and here we are… It's time to see just who's playing and who's paying…

Kevin Fisher: Good one Dave… Did you come up with that all by yourself? [Laughing]

[Lupin sprints into the ropes, springboards off, but Piper steps in and catches him in mid air. Piper power slams Lupin to the mat, and then drops a knee to his inner thigh. Piper stands up, giggles at Lupin, and then drops another knee to Lupin's inner thigh. Piper stands up and flexes to the crowd.]

Kevin Fisher: Looks like Piper is intent on taking Lupin's mobility away. Nice thinking for a moron.

Dave Jackson: Smart thinking in my book. Lupin is known for his speed and mobility… Take them away and all you have to do is pick off the remaining pieces.
Kevin Fisher: Shut up, like you know anything about Lupin.

[Piper attempts a suplex-variation from behind, but Lupin throws an elbow to the side of his head and nails a float-over back brain kick. Piper seems to be down for a moment, When out from the back comes the EWA Woman's Champion, Raine Dawson. She is seen wearing army camo pants, black wrestling boots, a black sports bra top, and her hair securely tied back in a braid. Raine has a grin on her face as she makes her way the ring making high fives with a few of the fans.]

Kevin Fisher: What the Hell is she doing out here? That twat just can't mind her own business, now can she?

Dave Jackson: Well, What about your little lap partner earlier…She really seemed to be minding her own business…

Kevin Fisher: Would you lay off Sassy, She didn't attack anyone now did she…

Kevin fisher: Look…What's this??? It's ANJEL and Deadly Night Shade…What the HELL…. Looks like Raine has a little company… Look at ANJEL… She's starting her down.

Dave Jackson: ANJEL better watch out… Raine is the Woman's Champion and NOBODY can touch her.

Kevin Fisher: Raine can be stopped…and will be stopped!! Just a matter of time…

[Piper begins to stir around a bit as the two circle each other before going into a tie-up, Piper ducks under for a side suplex. Lupin counters with a headlock takeover, and Piper head scissors his head once they're on the mat. Lupin rolls over, and flips forward so he's back-to-chest with Piper. Piper bridges up, they rotate around so Piper backslides Lupin. Lupin back flips out his arms still hooked for a Tiger Driver. Piper back body drops him, Lupin rolls through with a sunset flip but Piper rolls through and jack-knife's Lupin's legs over for a post-powerbomb type pin. Referee counts …1…Lupin kicks out and flips Piper back into the sunset flip position. Piper sits forward like a post-hurracanrana pin, Lupin kicks out and both men get to their feet to face off]

Kevin Fisher: This is great, Lupin is countering all of Piper's hits…I think it's time for Piper to wake up and smell his Rump roast cooking in the oven.

Dave Jackson: So typical of you Kevin, It's just the opening of this match and you are dominating Lupin already. There are always a set of silver bullets laying around here ya know, Just like you say…Raine can be stopped…Lupin can too.

[Lupin staggers Piper back towards the center of the ring with a spinning heel kick to his jaw. Piper throws a weak right, but Lupin ducks it, and punches Piper in the solar plexus. Piper starts to double over, and Lupin turns, locks on what looks to be the Wyrm Slicer. Right as Lupin sets up to execute the move, Piper grabs Lupin about the head and just powers him over backwards, hitting the IDJITBUSTER. Both Piper and Lupin are lying in the ring as the ref starts his count on both men.]

Kevin Fisher: Shit that was a desperation move. Had Lupin hit that, it would have been all over.

[As the referee starts the count, Lupin is seen to be the first one moving, he slowly brings himself up as Piper begins to move. Lupin now drags himself over toward the ropes, and Raine grabs Lupin by his feet, sending him down face first into the match.]

Kevin Fisher: What the HELL was that about? That damn Woman just F**ked up big time… She's in for it now..

[Anjel sees Raine attacking Lupin, and quietly comes up behind her, she taps Raine on her shoulder, and as Raine turns to look, she is caught in the face by both members of Deadly Night Shade, Nevaeh pulls Raine up by the hair, and lays a few punches into the side of her face, from there Eve executes a German Suplex. It is from there Deadly Nightshade executes their team finisher the "Kiss of Death".]

Kevin Fisher: OH YEAH…SINFULLY DELICIOUS.. Anjel sure does know how to draw a crowd…just look at those Twins.. What where you saying now about Raine?

Dave Jackson: [looks at Kevin disgusted.] Now, Now…Kevin, What on Earth Would Sassy think about that?…

Dave Jackson: Yeah, Kevin…Who hasn't already had her though, except for me that is…

Kevin Fisher: You're just jealous, that she came over here and sat on my lap…for once. Speaking about the first thing that POPPED up in my HEAD…[Has a dreamy smile on his face.]

[Lupin grabs Piper by the face, and rakes his claws down his face, leaving trails of torn flesh behind in their wake. Piper stumbles back into the corner and grabs at his face. He looks down at his hands and notices the blood. Lupin stalks over to the corner and grabs Piper by the hair. Piper bitch slaps Lupin, grabs his right eyebrow ring, and yanks it free from the flesh. Lupin flinches, but shows no pain, but it is enough time for Piper to step in and blast him with a European uppercut. Lupin comes off his feet from the force of the blow. Piper staggers out of the corner, and drops on Lupin, straddling him. Piper starts in on Lupin with a rain of closed fists to the face.]

Kevin Fisher: Lupin takes this type of beating all the time… This ain't shit.

[Outside the ring Deadly Night shade and Raine are battling it out, Anjel stands back laughing the whole time. Just When Raine manages to free herself for a moment, out runs Vipress.]

Kevin Fisher: When in the Hell did this match become a DAMN Woman's free for all? Security…Get Out here…I want to see Lupin win this match.

[Vipress now, is on the back of Eve, pounding away on her like a kid with a stolen piece of candy, inside the ring … Piper lands about twelve blows to Lupin's face before hoping off him, and running into the ropes. Lupin shakes his head, perhaps dazed or just shocked at what happened, and then starts to stand back up, only to get hit with a diving clothesline from Piper as he comes off the ropes. Piper stands up and drops a series of knees to Lupin's inner thigh. Piper points to the corner and the fans come un-glued, as Piper grabs Lupin by the hair, and slings him into the corner. Piper drives into Lupin with a few knees to the midsection before setting him on the top ropes, facing the crowd. Piper climbs up behind Lupin, but instead of locking on for a German suplex, Piper crosses Lupin's arms across his chest and executes an Aztec suplex from the top ropes. Piper quickly seems to go for the pin. The referee goes for the three count…1…2…NO!!! ]

[Lupin sticks a hand out and grabs the referee's wrist, keeping him from hitting the mat. Piper looks dumbfounded, not knowing why he hasn't heard the bell ring, and stands up to turn around and see the ref. Lupin lets the ref's wrist go just before Piper see's it, causing Piper to yell at the referee for awhile while Lupin gathers his wits. Piper gives up arguing and turns around, Lupin scoops him up and nail his patented Dragon Screw DVD.]

Kevin Fisher: DO IT DO IT DO IT….. Lupin has Won the MATCH…. OH HELL YEAH!!! HAIL THE DRAGON SCREW…..

[Just before the referee goes for the count…Raine manages to slip away from the action outside only to slide in the ring and nail Lupin in the back of the skull with a chair. The Referee catches Raine and calls for the bell…]

Kevin Fisher: OH HELL…Raine caused Piper the match, Lupin has Won due to a disqualification…

Kevin Fisher: I think what really mattered in this match was Piper wanting to finally put Lupin down…and he didn't do it….Piper may have gotten up from Lupin's move…But We'll never know now…Thanks to Raine Dawson.

Dave Jackson: And there you have it folks... Another night that EWA took you all to WARFARE. For I am Dave Jackson...

Kevin Fisher: But more importantly... I am Kevin Fisher... Tune in next week. When the Warfare comes to you live in Chicago, Illinois at UNITED CENTER, once again.