08/12/01

Ewan "The Sex Toy" Marsden vs. Daytona

Double Debut Match

In our first ‘Dark Match of the evening the two new comers really put on quite a show. Daytona proved to be a athlete to watch out for in future matches and has a big chance of being in EWA gold soon. With a impressive onslaught of technical wrestling and skill Daytona’s win over Marsden, he proved to the world that his release from Big Sky was their lose and the EWA’s gain.

Winner: Daytona

 

Blood N Bones vs. The Jury

Tag Match

Experince. That is what this match all boiled down to. Even with a great showing the team of Blood N Bones just couldn’t hold their own against the more experinced team of The Jury. The mutiple time Former-ACW Tag Team champions had this match for the go and didn’t let up at any point. Keep and eye out for this duo in the Tag Brackets…

Winner: The Jury

 

Bruce "The Flesh" Hammer(C) vs. Zane Alexander

Television Title Match

 

(As the show comes on the air the camera’s go directly to the ring where we catch the end of a beating on Zane Alexander at the hands of the Genocide. Zane is seen down on the mat holding his mid section in pain as the EWA President, Johnny Hawke, is standing over him with a mic in hand…)

Hawke: Here lies your ‘Future…’ Zane, you are nothing more than just wannabe fad… Before, you walk around thinking you are the King of Shit. You better take this to heart. Before, your losing battle begins. You might want to check out GENOCIDE history. Because GENOCIDE dominates this sport, and don’t you forget it.

(The Genocide, Hawke and Piper, then exit the ring and head to the back as we cut to the announer’s booth…)

Kevin Fisher: What an attack by the Genocide… and what a way to start off a show!

Dave Jackson: But why!? I mean to attack Zane in the middle of his match for the T.V. title against Bruce Flesh! It just makes no sense to me!

Kevin Fisher: Well Hawke hasn’t been in the greatest of moods since his meeting with Zid earlier this afternoon. Maybe Zid pissed him off… more than usally I mean.

Dave Jackson: I don’t know Kev, but what ever Zid told Hawke it sure has seem to have gotten under his skin. Anyway folks tonights match ups are action packed I can tell you that as not only do we have a ‘Six Man Tag Match’ coming right up but also the two more matches for the First Round of the World Title Tourney…

Kevin Fisher: I bet I know what Hawke was all pissed about! It has to be the Big Sky wrestlers being given spots in the Tourney. That has to be it!

Dave Jackson: That is very possible… but there are the rumors.

Kevin Fisher: What rumors!? I haven’t heard anything!

Dave Jackson: What the hell Kev… do you live under a desk?

Kevin Fisher: Well I’ve been known to hang out under the Commissioner’s desk but I hardly live there.

Dave Jackson: I’m not even going to touch that one Kev. Anyway there has been a rumor around the back that none other than Izzy G will be making his return to the EWA, and it’s very possible it will be here tonight!

Kevin Fisher: NO WAY! Izzy can’t come back! He just can’t!

Dave Jackson: Well like I said Kevin it’s just a rumor… but what is a fact folks is we have to get to the ring for our first match!

 

Jameson "Big Mac" McAllister & Griffin Phoenix & Prime vs. "All American" Ric Johnson & Kraven & Katne

Six Man Tag Match

Curtis Green: The following match is scheduled for one fall and is a six man tag match. First out, the team of Jameson "Big Mac" McAllister, Griffin Phoenix, and Prime.

(Set Your Eyes To Zion by POD starts playing. The Video Screen shows a Griffin flying off of a cliff and soaring through the air, then cuts to a Phoenix rising out of some flames. The two fly toward one another and collide as pyros explode on the entrance ramp. Griffin stands at the entrance wearing a pair of black carpenter pants, a black tank top with the words "ashes to ashes" written on the front and "dust to dust" written on the back in orange. He also sports a pair of black wrestling boots. He runs down to the ring and climbs through the middle rope. Jameson and Prime follow a few seconds later with little fanfare.)

Curtis Green: And their opponents, the team of "All American" Ric Johnson, Kraven, and Katne.

(Stars and Stripes Forever hits and clips of Ric's Promo's and matches comes on the Extreme-o-Tron. Ric walks out onto and rockets go off as he reaches center stage. He throws a couple of punches like Rocky did in the movie and then Red White and Blue pyro goes off forming somewhat of a tunnel for Ric to go through. He walks through the pyro and the camera zooms in on him as he grabs a sign from a young boy that says Ric Johnson IS MY HERO. He gives the kid back his sign and makes his way to the ring. The other two members of his team also come out with little fanfare.)

Dave Jackson: It’s clear who these matches are about.

Kevin Fisher: But of course, it’s going to start out slow.

(After an argument, it’s decided that Katne and Jameson will start in the ring. Jameson goes right after Katne, delivering strong punches right to his face. He pushes Katne back until he’s almost against the ropes, but then Katne ducks a shot and returns with a series of punches in the stomach. Jameson leans over, clutching his stomach, and gets a high knee. The crowd seems to be a bit bored)

Dave Jackson: The fight seems pretty even at this point.

Kevin Fisher: Even, Jameson has more than a hundred pounds on Katne. This is ridiculous.

(The two battle back and forth for a little longer, but Jameson seems to be getting tired of it. He picks Katne up by the throat and tosses him into a neutral turnbuckle. He goes for a big right hand, but punches nothing but turnbuckle. He stumbles back, clutching his hand, but Katne pursues. A flying head scissors sends Jameson to the mat and draws some support from the crowd.)

Dave Jackson: Katne certainly making a good showing for himself.

(Katne drops a couple of elbows right to Jameson’s throat, and then goes up to the top rope. Prime runs down the apron as Katne sets up, and pushes him off. The crowd boos and, instead of doing a leg drop, Katne flies off the turnbuckle sideways. He still connects with Jameson, but hits ribs first. Katne remains laying on Jameson, so the ref counts 1...2...but Prime gets into the ring and breaks up the pin. The ref yells at him to get out of the ring while Katne and Jameson both crawl toward their corners.)

Dave Jackson: Katne probably has some broken ribs after that, and the ref is going ape on Prime.

Kevin Fisher: Katne’s lucky he didn’t break totally in half.

(Katne tags in Kraven and Jameson tags in Prime. Both Katne and Jameson roll out of the ring and lay on the floor. Kraven and Prime get right to it, exchanging blows back and forth across the ring. The crowd cheers as Prime starts to get the upper hand over Kraven. He whips Kraven into the ropes and executes a spinning heel kick on the return. He pulls Kraven to his feet and whips him again, this time going for a clothesline. Kraven grabs the arm, but still falls back, turning the move into an improvised DDT. Kraven stands up, and pulls Prime to his feet. A scoop slam followed by a powerbomb leave Prime totally dazed.)

Kevin Fisher: This match finally heating up. The crowd actually seems to care.

Dave Jackson: I, for one, think it’s been a good match so far.

Kevin Fisher: No one cares what you think.

(The crowd boos and gets behind Prime as Kraven goes for an overhead belly to belly suplex. Prime struggles, but with a bit of effort, Kraven manages to get it off. Kraven starts laying in the boots while the crowd boos even more.)

Dave Jackson: The crowd really hating Kraven.

Kevin Fisher: No one likes a winner.

(Prime tries to fight back, grabbing Kraven’s foot and tripping him to the floor. He goes for the tag, but Kraven locks his arms tight around Prime’s leg. He pulls Prime back over to his corner before Prime delivers a couple of kicks to Kraven’s legs that make him let go. Prime stands and sends a flurry of punches followed by a drop kick that knocks Kraven into the turnbuckle. The crowd cheers him on as he tries to make it to his corner for the tag.)

Dave Jackson: Prime desperate to make it to his corner.

(Prime almost makes it, but Kraven grabs him from behind at the last second, executing a release German suplex. Kraven drags him over, and makes the tag to Griffin. Griffin goes to lay in a few kicks to Prime, but then stops. He pulls Prime to his feet, and whips him into his own corner. The crowd goes wild as Ric and Griffin stare at each other across the ring. Griffin smiles and beckons Ric. After a few more seconds, Ric makes the tag and comes barreling in.)

Dave Jackson: Here’s the match up that everyone’s been waiting for. Kevin Fisher: I guess I’d have to agree with that. This ought to be good.

(The two tie up in the center of the ring. They wrestle for a few seconds, and Griffin gets the upper hand with a few knees to the stomach. Griffin keeps up the momentum with a quick Double arm suplex. Ric rolls away before Griffin can capitalize, and gets back on his feet. The two tie up again.)

Dave Jackson: Both of them on even footing.

(Griffin comes out on top again with a side belly to belly release suplex. He goes for an elbow drop, but Ric rolls out of the way again. Ric wraps his legs around Griffin and the two begin fighting on the mat. Griffin delivers several hard punches to Ric’s face, and his hold loosens just a bit. Griffin tries to turn in his grip and squirm out, but Ric tightens his hold again with Griffin’s back to him. He locks in a sleeper hold and squeezes with all of his might. The crowd is really getting into the match at this point, with people cheering for both sides.)

Dave Jackson: Ric and Griffin are both well respected wrestlers, and the fans are going wild at this match up. They don’t care who wins, they just want to see it go the distance.

(Griffin flails around, but is unable to get a hold of Ric. His struggles lessen, and the ref comes over to check him. He raises his arm once, but on the second time it comes slamming down at the mat. Griffin uses his strength and leverage to get to his hands knees with Ric still on his back. Before he can make it any farther, Ric slides off to one side, continues the roll into a leg lock pin. The ref counts 1...2..kickout.)

Dave Jackson: Excellent reversal.

Kevin Fisher: But the match not over yet.

(Griffin is angry now, he shoves Ric off to the side and gets to his feet. Ric stands also, and the two trade punches again. Griffin comes out on top once more, executing a fireman’s carry followed by a pin. The ref counts 1...2...kickout, and the crowd goes wild.)

Dave Jackson: Another near pin. Kevin Fisher: But the match not over yet!

(Griffin stands and helps Ric to his feet. A couple punches to the stomach convince Ric to lean over right into a gut buster drop. He falls to the mat holding his stomach and rolling around, getting toward the ropes. Griffin delivers a few kicks to hold him in one place, and goes for the pin. The ref counts 1...2...kickout.)

Kevin Fisher: And the match still not over! This is great folks, I wish you were here.

(Griffin gets to his feet again and grabs Ric before he can roll away. The crowd is a mixture of cheers and boos as Griffin puts Ric in a full nelson, setting him up for the Dust to Dust. As Ric tries to snake in his second arm, Ric elbows him right in the face. Another elbow gets him to release Ric completely. Ric turns, delivers a couple of punches for good measure, and goes for the All American Slam. He gets Griffin up, but he flips out of Ric’s grasp, landing behind him. Griffin goes for the Dust to Dust again, this time finishing the move and slamming Ric’s face to the mat. The crowd goes wild during this whole series of events, and the keep cheering as Griffin goes for the pin. The ref counts 1...2...3)

Kevin Fisher: And another one bites the dust.

Dave Jackson: He got a foot on the ropes! He got a foot on the ropes!

(Sure enough, the bell doesn’t ring and the match continues. Griffin gets to his feet, but Ric trips him back down. In a sudden burst of adrenaline, Ric pulls Griffin to the center of the ring and locks him in a modified Walls of Jehrico with one leg dangling. Griffin’s face goes red with pain, but he doesn’t cry out. He struggles with his free leg and after about twelve second manages to get his other foot loose.)

Dave Jackson: Some wonderful technical wrestling on both of these men’s parts.

(Griffin pulls Ric down to the mat and the two wrestle around. The crowd alternates between "Phoenix" and "Ric Johnson" chants as the two trade control back and forth. After about twenty seconds, Ric comes out on top with a punch that gets Griffin’s nose bleeding. Ric gets Griffin on his stomach, and goes for an STF. Once again Griffin turns red, but doesn’t make a sound. He reaches out for the ropes, but they’re a few feet away. Slowly, he squirms his way to the ropes and after about sixteen seconds, he makes it there. Ric releases the hold and stands.)

Dave Jackson: Prime, Katne, and Jameson are still out of it, but Kraven looks like he wants to come in. He might not get a chance though.

(Ric drags Griffin away from the ropes, but Griffin struggles. Ric comes down to the mat again, and tries to lock in a crossface, but Griffin delivers a few elbows to hold Ric off. He rolls over on his back and continues to fend Ric off, but this lasts only a few seconds before Ric pushes him back to his stomach. This time, the crossface gets locked in. Kraven comes running in and breaks up the hold. Ric stands and the two look at each other face to face.)

Dave Jackson: I get the sudden feeling that Kraven is out of his league.

(A superkick from Ric sends Kraven to the ropes. By now, Griffin has made it to sanity again, and grabs Ric in a school boy. The ref counts 1...2...kickout!)

Kevin Fisher: But a small distraction is all it takes.

(Using Griffin’s school boy arm, Ric locks in a Rolling Crucifix arm bar. Kraven is still out of it as Griffin struggles for about five seconds, and then taps.)

Dave Jackson: That was probably the longest five seconds of both of their lives.

Curtis Green: Your winner by submission, the team of "All American" Ric Johnson, Kraven, and Katne.

Kevin Fisher: Well it seems that it’s finally over…

Dave Jackson: You know Kevin you can be a real ass.

Kevin Fisher: Thank you for noticing!

Dave Jackson: Well folks now it’s time to get to the ring for our first match for the World Title Tourney here tonight…

John "The Beast" Steele vs. Vengence

First Round of World Heavyweight Tournament

(Before we go to the ring we cut to the back stage area where we see Kirk Visconty walking down the hall way, but he walks directly past the camera and for a moment all we see is an empty hallway when suddenly figure dressed in plain clothing and wearing a mask comes slowly around the corner keeping a close eye on Piper… we then cut back to ring side…)

Dave Jackson: What the hell was that all about backstage? What is going on here tonight, first we have the owner of the EWA come out and reinstate President Johnny Hawke, into wrestling again, now we have had this attack on Zane Alexander, by GENOCIDE. Can anyone tell me what’s in the water tonight?

Kevin Fisher: I don’t know what is in the water, but that attack was brilliantly planned out to perfection. Did you see How Hawke and Piper worked together on this attack? This was pure genius. I never thought I would see that day come.

Dave Jackson: Well, I have seen stranger things come and go in my lifetime. But nothing quite like this. OH Wait…Look, What’s going on now, Camera crew is back stage again.

[ Camera switches backstage ]

Sassy is seen walking around back stage; she is almost looking like she is trying to find someone. She steps around a corner heading toward the ring, when she bumps into Vengeance.

Sassy: Well, Well, Well… Look what I have standing in front of me.

[ Sassy smiles at Vengeance as she walks up and over to him.]

Sassy: I want you to do something for me Babe, [ Sassy places her hand upon his Shoulder ] I want you to give John a beating like he has never had before. Show him for me just who the "REAL" man in the EWA is.

Dave Jackson: BABE?? What is Sassy up to?

Kevin Fisher: Looks like another picture perfect set up. [ Kevin begins to laugh ]

[ camera goes back to Sassy and Vengeance.

Vengeance is standing not saying too much, he looks around behind him and over to his sides, he steps in closer toward Sassy with a blank statement on his face. ]

Vengeance: I watched your last promo, and I have to admit, watching you in a football uniform put nothing but a smile upon my face.

Kevin Fisher: OH, This is Gooood…Keep it up Vengeance, you’re messing with the wrong player…

Dave Jackson: Looks like Sassy doesn’t mind being played Kevin, she seems to be enjoying this.

[ Sassy takes a look up from Vengeance, as she notices coming down the hall is Piper and Hawke. Sassy quietly lowers her voice as she speaks to Vengeance. ]

Sassy: This is for your own good, trust me…

[ Sassy quickly reaches for Vengeance just before Hawke and Piper can get to him, she grabs the neckline of his shirt and plants one hell of an aggressive kiss on him.]

Dave Jackson: WHAT THE HELL???

Kevin Fisher: [ laughing ] Oh, How sweet it is…Lucky Bastard.

Just before Sassy can break away, Hawke nails Vengeance from behind with a tremendous fore arm shot to the back of the head.

Dave Jackson: Damnit…Look, She done it again, Sassy is setting these young men up for a fall, Piper and Hawke aren’t giving anything up for chance. This is gruesome .

Kevin Fisher: This is Sweet…This is Extreme…THIS IS GENOCIDE…Damn I love that word.

[ The two men, Piper, and Hawke are grilling away on Vengeance as Sassy looks on with a evil glare in her eye. Piper looks over toward Sassy and then to Hawke, he snatches Vengeance up from his collar and faces him toward Sassy. Vengeance’s face and body is bloodied from the beating, but he does not seem to care, Vengeance remains calm as if he just loves the torture. He smiles over at Sassy with a intimidating look. Sassy looks confused as to his mental being. Sassy looks over at Hawke and steps up to Vengeance. She stands looking as Piper holds him still. ]

Sassy: There was one mistake, you made Vengeance, and kissing me was not one of them. The only mistake you made was coming back. You should have remained where you were. Never cross paths with GENOCIDE, it will only lead to an early retirement.

I told you, this was for your own good, and now I say it again, Leave here or be prepared to cross yet another path with GENOCIDE.

[ Sassy takes a swing at Vengeance, slapping him across his already bloodied face, Piper drops Vengeance as

Hawke and Bruce begin stomping on him, and Hawke nails Vengeance with the "Sweet Kiss Goodnight". ]

Dave Jackson: This is heinous. This has got to be stopped.

Kevin Fisher: NO ONE can stop GENOCIDE!

[ camera fades as we cut to a commercial . " EWA Destruction" vol. 1 Listen to the various EWA superstars and there entrance music all on this featured cd. Hear themes such as Zane Alexander’s: "Calm Like a bomb" , Johnny Hawke’s: Thunder Kiss 65, John "the Beast" Steele’s: Hero of the Day, and "Sassy" Summer Kensington’s: American Woman/Are you ready remix. soundtrack not yet sold in stores, reserve you copy today. ]

Kevin Fisher: Wow, looks like I’ll reserve my copy this afternoon…I just love Sassy’s Theme, makes me dream a lot…

Dave Jackson: Yeah, we all know how you dream Kevin. Lets get on to our next match, I sure hope after that attack just moments ago, Vengeance will be able to wrestle.

Kevin Fisher: He should do as Sassy says and get out while he can.

Curtis Green: This match is scheduled for one fall, the first round to the World Heavy Weight Tile, making his way to the ring weighing in at 235bls. Vengeance.

["Broken" by Pantera plays over the PA as Vengeance walks out. He stands at the top of the ramp for a moment. He then slowly makes his way to ring ignoring any reaction from the crowd. He climbs into the ring and waits in one corner.]

Dave Jackson: Well, it doesn’t seem to me that Vengeance looks a bit hurt now, or even a bit worried about this match.

Kevin Fisher: Well, he is probably just still in shock from all the shots. Hawke did nail him with the "Sweet Kiss Goodnight" then again, he probably still doesn’t know how to react to Sassy’s kiss earlier either. With a woman like that kissing me the way she done him, I’d be in the shower for a month. [ he laughs ]

Dave Jackson: Oh Please, not again…

Curtis Green : and his opponent weighing in at 229lbs, John "the Beast" Steele.

[*The arena goes a little silent as the sound of a heartbeat can be heard over the speakers. The big screen shifts to show a jungle and something running through it. The graphics show the jungle changing to a city and the creature is a Lion carved of steel running destroying everything in its path. The Lion pounces destroying a car and the camera pans around the front license plate reads EWA. As it roars John "the Beast" Steele walks out to the ring among a Large shower of pyros The crowd goes wild as John plays to them edging the crowd louder and louder. John grabs a mic and rolls into the ring.*]

John: Now Vengeance I am a man of my word and I said I would let you throw the first punch.

[*John slides the mic out of the ring and stands there waiting for Vengeance to hit him.*]

Dave Jackson: Looks like we are going to have a battle of intimidation here, These two men are just staring each other down.

Kevin Fisher: Well, some one better start this match, I’m getting sleepy.

Dave Jackson: OH My God…[ trying not to laugh ] Here comes Sassy…

Kevin Fisher: [ Jumps from his chair ] WHERE!!!!!……

Dave Jackson: [ Laughing his ass off ] You’re awake now…

Kevin Fisher: You Asshole…

[ Both men are standing in the middle of the ring Vengeance throws a punch connecting solidly to the mouth of John Steele. John stands there and tells him to do it again. Vengeance once again hits Beast with all his might this time rocking John slightly from his feet. The ref calls for Vengeance to keep the hand open, John wipes a tickle of blood from his lip. John is now yelling for Vengeance to hit him, Vengeance pushes past the ref and nails John again, but this time John whips around and nails a European uppercut sending Vengeance to the ropes as he comes back John sets up and lands a picture perfect Snap suplex.]

Dave Jackson: Woah, What a beginning to this match, this could be a good match after all.

Kevin Fisher: Well with both men being from a hardcore background, I’m surprised that they haven’t really grilled each other yet.

[ Vengeance gets to his feet laughing at Beast, The two men exchange punches after punches as neither is willing to stop. Beast connects with a flying clothesline, sending Vengeance to the mat hard. Beast then goes quickly for the "Maul" as Vengeance reverses and reaches for the ropes. The referee pats Beast on the shoulder to break the hold, Beast does so and steps away graciously.]

Kevin Fisher: Look at that, Beast is backing away, I guess he thinks Vengeance will come back with a cheap shot.

Dave Jackson: No, Beast is just being courteous; you know he always follows the rules.

[ Vengeance stands to his feet and rushes at Beast with a short arm clothesline. Beast however stands looking at him with a laugh. The two are beginning to sling punches at each other and Vengeance picks up Beast and sets him up in a Samoan Drop. Beast shakes it off as he stands to his feet, still a little groggy, Beast comes back with arm bar take down, and shoves Vengeance into the ropes. Vengeance slides in between them and stands outside the ring laughing.]

Dave Jackson: What’s he laughing for?

Kevin Fisher: I think he loves the pain, Or else he thinks Beast is a joke. Which I think he is anyway.

Dave Jackson: Who? Beast a joke?…Come on he’s one of the best we have.

Kevin Fisher: Yeah Right.

[ Vengeance is now walking around the ring, and over by the announcer’s table Beast is standing looking at the ref waiting for him to say something, The referee begins the 10 count as Vengeance stands laughing at Beast. Beast gets aggravated and slides out of the ring, stopping the ten count. The referee looks confused as the two men begin to exchange words. From the crowd, we can hear a fan yell out…This distracts the referee and Vengeance reaches over to the announcer’s table and grabs a monitor and smashes it in the face of Beast.]

Dave Jackson: Oh Heck, That wasn’t right, Vengeance just nailed Beast in the face with my monitor. Now what do I do?

Kevin Fisher: Watch the match, This is getting to become rather interesting now, Look, Beast is busted open, his right eye is swelled. Damn what a hit from Vengeance.

[ Vengeance grabs Beast by the arm and slams him into the steel steps, Beast falls to the cement, with blood dripping from his right eye. Vengeance starts kicking and hammering on Beast as he drags him up and tosses him in the ring. Beast comes to his senses and connects with a swinging neck breaker. Vengeance is hit hard, and goes to the mat, immediately Beast goes for the Ankle lock. Vengeance smiles with each wrench Beasts puts on. Vengeance shoves his leg back causing Beast to drop the hold. Referee tells Beast to step back allowing Vengeance to get to his feet. Limping, he does so and Irish whips Beast into the referee. The referee is out, and the crowd begins to chant…Vengeance goes for the ropes, Beast rattles the ropes, causing Vengeance to fall, straddling the ropes between his legs.]

Kevin Fisher: OWCH!!!!…Damn I would hate to be him.

Dave Jackson: What?!?! You said earlier he was a lucky "unfathered child"

Kevin Fisher: "Unfathered Child?..Oh, [ laughs ] You mean a Bastard…You and your Censorship.

Dave Jackson: It’s only a matter of time.

[ Vengeance falls inside the ring, Beast begins grilling and hammering on Vengeance as blood drips from both their faces. Beast’s right eye is swollen shut, but he doesn’t give up the fight. Beast gives Vengeance a series of fore arm chops to the chest. Vengeance shaking each of them off. Vengeance comes back with a Russian leg sweep, followed buy a few kicks to the midsection. Beast slowly gets to his knees with the aid of the ropes, Vengeance quickly gives Beast a clothesline over the top rope. He slides out from the ring, and grabs Beast by the hair, slamming his face into the ring post. ]

Dave Jackson: What on Earth, how can these two take anymore, Beast can hardly see and Vengeance isn’t giving up.

Kevin Fisher: Now, this is getting interesting, just keep it over there fellas, don’t need another scene over here.

[ Vengeance takes the bloodied face of Beast, and hammer’s it over on the announcer’s table ]

Dave Jackson: HEY!! You stop that…take it in the ring…

[ Vengeance shakes his head and begins laughing he clears off everything from on top of the table, and pushes Beast on top. Vengeance then climbs on top of the table, picks up The Beast and delivers a massive Brain Buster on top of the announcer’s table.]

Kevin Fisher: That’s it….It’s over, Beast cannot with stand anymore, Where’s the ref. Lets go, get this sap off of my table. I have a show to do….REF…….

[ Just as Kevin was about to yell for the referee, Beast sits up and looks over toward Kevin, he slowly leans forward, spitting blood onto the floor, he rolls off the table and stands in front of Kevin Fisher. ]

Beast: Happy now?

[ Beast looks as he walks back over toward the ring, where Vengeance stands celebrating a little too soon. Beast comes in from behind and low blows Vengeance. By this time the referee is starting to get up and notices the blood all over the ring, Vengeance and Beast start to street fight, and out from the back comes the "Pied Piper" Kirk Visconty and the "Franchise" Johnny Hawke, the two sprint inside the ring and begin hammering away on Vengeance, Beast looks on and is pissed. Beast gives Hawke a swift kick to the midsection and hammers him in the back of the head with his fist. Piper is punching away at Vengeance, as he sling shoots him into Beast.]

Dave Jackson: MY GOD…GENOCIDE…Piper and Hawke won’t give up…What is really going on here…

Kevin Fisher: WHERE’S SASSY….This can’t be good for someone back stage…

[ Piper continues hammering on Vengeance, as he has him beaten down in the corner of the ring. The referee calls for the bell, and ends the match.]

Curtis Green: The winner of this match due to a disqualification…VENGEANCE

[ Just as the announcer calls for the win..Beast looks over at Piper and then to Hawke, Piper laughs in the face of Beast and he sends a massive European Uppercut straight to the head of Beast. Hawke gets to his feet and nails Beast with the Texas Breaker, at the same time both Piper and Hawke grab Vengeance up to his feet, as Piper connects with the famous IDJIT BUSTER…and the two men stand tall in the ring.]

Dave Jackson: This is such a bad display of showmanship.

Kevin Fisher: This is a pure display of power. GENOCIDE knows they have this federation whipped, and they are going to start taking names.

[ From up on the Extreme-O-Tron you see Sassy standing out in the parking deck of the EWA building. Sassy is seen walking over toward a few vehicles, she comes across a red Hummer, she smiles as she takes a can of black spray paint and over the windshield and down the side of the doors she paints the words "GENOCIDE". Sassy carries Ol’ Lusty over her shoulder, as she look up into the screen, ]

Sassy: Nice Headlights John, [ Sassy swings Ol’ Lusty straight across the front of his Hummer, shattering his headlight] But Not as nice as mine.

[ Sassy turns quickly to the sound of Security running down the walk way, She drops the paint can in the back of a pile of pallets, as she takes off running.]

Kevin Fisher: That’s my Girl, Beast needed a new paint job anyway…Run Sassy.

Dave Jackson: Where the heck is my car?

[ all four men look up at the Extreme - O – Tron, Hawke is watching and has a smile upon his face. As the camera fades to a commerical]

 

Valykerie vs. "Pied Piper" Kirk Visconty

First Round of World Heavyweight Tournament

 

Curtis Green: Ladies and gentlemen. The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is a first round match for the EWA World Title Tournament. Introducing first, weighing in at 212 pounds….Valykerie!

(As "Leave You Far Behind" by Lunatic Calm starts to play over the loud speakers, Valykerie slowly walks out from the back. He stands at the top of the ramp and pans his view over the crowd. After a few more seconds, he raises his hands over his head and white pyros shoot out to the left and right of the stage. The crowd cheers as he grabs a mic.)

Valykerie: Well, here it is, the match that you’ve all been waiting for. Two of the best show men today are going to put on a display for each and every one of you out in the stands.

(The crowd gets too loud to speak over for a few seconds. Valykerie puts down the mic and pans his eyes over the crowd again, waiting to continue…)

Valykerie: There’s only one thing I can think of that could ruin a meeting such as this. That would be if some moron comes down to the ring and tries to.... throw the results. So why don’t you do me a favor out there. If anyone comes running down, boo so loud that the Ref and I have to notice. Will everyone do that for me?

(The crowd goes wild in response. throws down the mic and runs down to the ring.)

Dave Jackson: You know, Valykerie sure is making a name for himself.

Kevin Fisher: Yes for some reason people are making a big deal about him losing to the crowd. I mean listen to this place.

Curtis Green: And his opponent, the current EWA United States Champion…weighing in at 288 pounds… The "Pied Piper" Kirk Visconty!

("Stardog Champion" By Mother Love Bone smoothly comes gliding out of the PA system as the Extreme-o-tron lights up with highlights of Piper's various matches, the last one being his victory over Malum Diabolus. The spot light hits the entranceway to show a cheesing Pied Piper flexing to the crowd. Piper has the US Title wrapped around his waist as he spends a few quality seconds showing of his impressive physique. Piper heads on down towards the ring, hi-fiveing and yucking it up with the fans as he goes. Piper reaches ring side and strips the Title from around his waist and throws it at the time keeper. Piper flexes to the crowd once more before sliding under the ropes into the ring.)

Dave Jackson: I am ready for these two to get under way.

Kevin Fisher: Me to, I want to see what Genocide will do next.

Dave Jackson: What do you mean?

Kevin Fisher: You have seen what they have been up to tonight haven’t you?

Dave Jackson: Yeah…

Kevin Fisher: I am sure that they aren’t going to forget the surprises for this match.

(In the ring Valykerie and Piper are looking at each other. Piper and Valykerie slowly walk to where they are close enough to grab each other and Piper scoops Valykerie up and nails a back breaker on him. Piper just picks Valyk back up and slams him back down with a nice looking scoop slam. Once again Valyk is on his feet, but groggy, and the two lock up. Piper gets Valykerie ready for suplex. Valykerie kicks Piper and then tries for a DDT but Piper counters it and tries to send Valykerie back up with a suplex but Valykerie doesn’t quite budge. Then Valykerie hits the sides of Piper arms with his which cause Piper to release the set up, Valykerie runs into the ropes and then comes back and nails Piper with a picture perfect running DDT. Piper lays on the ground kicking it slightly while holding the top of his head.)

Dave Jackson: What a move by Valykerie.

Kevin Fisher: He was getting worked at first, but he came back, dammit.

(Valykerie takes advantage of Piper being down and puts him in a figure four leg lock. Piper tries to counter it but Valykerie manages to lock it in. Piper is in it for about 16 seconds before he gets to the ropes because of his strength advantage over Valykerie. Piper slowly gets up using the ropes. Piper comes stumbling back over to Valykerie who lands an arm drag on Piper. Piper rolls with it and lands on his feet where Valykerie sends him down with a flying arm scissors. Now Valykerie picks Piper up and applies a standing arm bar. About 2 seconds after the hold is on Piper manages to use his strength to flip Valykerie over on the ground with a modified hip toss. Piper then reaches down and starts to choke Valykerie.)

Dave Jackson: Piper is going to need more then a choke to get himself back in this match.

Kevin Fisher: Like this!

(As Kevin Says that Piper has picked Valykerie up by the throat. Valykerie has had some of the air squeezed out him so he is struggling to get out of the move. The Piper turns a little and choke slams Valykerie to the ground in the center of the ring. Piper flexes to the crowd, receiving boos, and then goes down and locks in a bow and arrow submission. Valykerie looks to be in pain but doesn’t even scream, he bites his lip. After a while Piper releases Valykerie knowing that he is now worn out. Piper picks Valykerie up and during this Valykerie sweep kicks Pipers feet out from underneath him sending him to the ground. Valykerie then lands a flipping legdrop which makes the crowd cheer.)

Dave Jackson: What a move by Valykerie. That’s could keep Piper down a while.

Kevin Fisher: You and Valykerie both better hope so.

(Valykerie climbs the ropes while Piper is slow getting up. Valyk stands on the ropes waiting for Piper to get to his feet. As Piper stands Valykerie comes off the ropes with a missile drop kick. Piper just manages to stumble out of the way and Valykerie hits the mat hard. Piper walks over and drops an elbow to 's head and then rolls him over onto his stomach. Piper stands up and flexes to the crowd and then drops a knee right to the lower back of Valykerie. Valyk screams in pain as Piper then lock him into a Steiner recliner. The ref checks on Valykerie as Piper cheeses to a cameraman at ringside. Piper finally gets tired of Valykerie screaming and releases the hold. Piper cuts him no slack as he drops yet another knee to Valykerie’s back.)

Dave Jackson: That looks painful. Valykerie needs to think of something fast.

Kevin Fisher: I doubt that we will see anything.

(Valykerie gets up and starts to lay it into Piper. Finally he has Piper back against the ropes with a series of knife-edge chops. Piper's chest is bright red as he starts to slump into the corner. Valykerie lands a quick roundhouse kick combination and then runs to the opposite corner. Valykerie runs back and nails Piper with a big splash. Valykerie then grabs Piper and uses the ropes to pull off a powerful looking bulldog. Valykerie springs to his feet and heads to the ropes. As he starts to climb them Piper starts to crawl towards Valykerie. Valykerie gets to the top rope only to have Piper flop into the ropes, causing Valykerie to land on the turnbuckle in a rather painfull looking way. Piper forearm smashes Valykerie in the kidneys and then hops onto the second rope. The crowd comes to their feet expecting that this could be Valykerie's time to Pay the Piper. Piper locks it on but drives Valykerie into the mat with a sick looking homocide backdrop. Piper is slow getting up, but he has the time, seeing as Valykerie isn't even moving. Piper finally gets to his feet and walks over and pulls him up by his hair and nearly tears his head off with a European uppercut. Piper drops on Valykerie for the pin. 1…2….kickout!)

Dave Jackson: Holy crap! I thought that would be the end!

Kevin Fisher: This is crazy! There is now way that Valykerie could kick out of that.

Dave Jackson: Now the challenge is to fight back.

Kevin Fisher: And we all know that wont happen.

(Piper looks mad that Valykerie didn’t stay down and picks him up. Piper puts Valykerie in the power bomb position but Valykerie gets out of this by pushing Piper away. Piper looks like he let Valyk go and then goes for a nasty European uppercut. Valykerie expects this though, and side steps it. He then grabs Pipers arm and flips Piper over on his back side. Valyk then puts Piper in a sleeper hold.)

Dave Jackson: Good move by Valykerie, he needs to recover some of his sapped strength.

Kevin Fisher: It’s all for a lost cause.

(Piper gets to his feet and starts to elbow Valyk to get him to let go. Instead however; Valykerie drops down with a nasty sleeping neckbreaker.Piper is down, laying on his back. Valyk walks over, pulls him to the sitting position, and puts him in simple stump puller. The crowd doesn’t seem to thrilled by the boring move, and it doesn’t seem to be keeping Piper down. He starts pushing his way to the ropes. Before he can get there, Valyk lets go with his right arm, and wraps around Piper’s neck instead. Valyk wrenches back, pulling Piper’s neck to the right, his arm to the left, and he still has that knee in his back.)

Dave Jackson: What is that…

Kevin Fisher: I don’t know but it can’t be legal! Break it up ref!

(Piper eventually, but after what seems to be a very long time, manages to reach the rope with his right hand. Both men now are pretty worn out. Piper then picks Valykerie up and Side Walk Slams him back down. Valykerie is rolling around on the ground. Then Piper goes for an elbow drop but it misses. Valykerie then waits for piper to get up and the two start to exchange punches. Both men are up and trading punches. Neither seems to want to give in, so neither stumbles back. After about eleven seconds of this, Piper delivers a sucker punch that sends Valyk back into the ropes, clutching his stomach. Piper cheeses to the crowd, and then makes his approach. Just as he is about to deliver another sucker punch, Valyk comes up with a hard chop right to Piper’s throat. Piper moves back clutching his throat. Valyk takes a few steps forward and then runs back, bouncing off the ropes. On the return, he pulls off a Running DDT that leaves Piper staring at the ceiling.)

Dave Jackson: Look at that. It’s the second running DDT of the night!

Kevin Fisher: Valykerie needed it to, its probably his only high impact move.

(The crowd goes wild as Valykerie goes to lock in the Suffering of the Fallen. Then Chavo jumps over the guardrail. Valyk catches this out of the corner of his eye and turns to wait for it. Chavo ignores Valykerie seeing it and just hammers him to the ground with a clothesline. Valyk wasn’t expecting it because the ref was staring right at it. Then Hawke Bruce, and Sassy all come running in. Valykerie tries to get out of the ring but the unexpected clothesline keeps him from escaping. The member of genocide all work together to destroy Valykerie with punches and kicks and finally they hold him in place as Sassy comes up and nails him with a low blow that sends Valyk to the mat doubled over. The crowd is booing the entire time.)

Curtis Green: Your winner by disqualification….Valykerie!

Dave Jackson: This is disgusting. Why do they have to do this?

Kevin Fisher: To prove that they are the best.

Dave Jackson: All I see is a bunch of…

Kevin Fisher: I don’t know what you were going to say but chances are you shouldn’t say it.

(Now Hawke grabs a GENOCIDE shirt and gives it to Chavo. All the members of Genocide sit in the middle of the ring and wait as Hawke hands a mic to Chavo and starts to speak.)

Chavo: Piper was once a most loathed enemy...but times have changed. Where once I failed..me, Piper, and the rest of Genocide will prevail. Nothing will survive in this fed...no one is safe.

(Chavo then tosses the mic to Hawke. Hawke smiles at the crowd then a sneer comes across his face as he begins to speak…)

Hawke: Now, I bet you all are wondering. Why Chavo is offered a spot in GENOCIDE knowing Chavo tried to destroy Ole’ Lusty. Well, It is simple when looking for enforcer for the group. There is no one more qualified than Hardcore Killer. Chavo is the only man in wrestling history… That has wins over all your Hardcore ICONS. He has beaten Lupin, Johnny Critical, Hunter, and even the most famous "Hellraiser" Wayne Harrison.

So with that said. NOW GENOCIDE ISSUES THE CHALLENGE… We know we are the dominating force is the wrestling business. While the rest are just mere ripples. So it doesn’t matter. If you are EWA… BIG SKY… or even that new REWF… You want a piece of the Best, and you think you got what it takes. Just sign on the dotted line.

But just remember this last warning…

Your blood will be on Zid’s Hand. That’s right Zid, like I said before you brought this on yourself. I hope you are happy now.

(Suddenly Hawke pauses as a figure is seen stepping out on the stage. The man refuses to step from the shadows but we are able to see he is wearing a nice suit and has a mic in his white gloved hand…)

Dave Jackson: IT’S ZID! The BIG Boss is here! I can’t believe this!

Kevin Fisher: I thought that scarred up freak never left his office!

Dave Jackson: This has to be big!

Zid: Greetings ladies and gentlemen… my name is Zid Xidis and I am the owner of the EWA. For the past several months I have watched from my office and home the EWA become the best in sports entertainment today thanks mostly to our fans… dedicated staff… and the wrestlers themselves. But as I sit at home and watch the shows I pay for I also watch the EWA President abuse his powers to keep certain wrestlers down and make sure his ‘select few’ make it to the top.

Well Mr. Hawke, tonight that all ends. For you see you days of sitting in your little office and signing papers is over. Your days of coming into the ring and attacking the wrestlers then hiding behind your desk are over! Your days of using your very name to keep you name in the lights is OVER! For you see John, we had a meeting this very day over your actions one week ago at Warfare… and here I find you again in the ring attacking the wrestlers with the help of your Genocide. You have been over bareing… manipultive… and down right wrong in your actions. You have shoved some of the EWA’s premire talent out the door… and that now stops.

You see, as I watching the show earlier and watched you attack Zane I was coming to the ring to deal with the problem. But as I headed to the ring I ran into one of the former wrestlers in the back. He was leaving due to your actions… and we sat and we talked and we came to a conclusion. So after putting our heads together we came up with the perfect answer to our problems.

Johnny Hawke… as of tonight you are reinstated as an ‘active wrestler’ on the EWA roster! So from now you will have to answer for your actions in the ring! Now I would like to introduce you to the very man who helped me come up with these great idea… but for some reason I don’t think he wishes to say too much… now folks I’m sorry he may not be Izzy G or Michael Graves but…

(Zid then turns to the entry way and holds out his hand…)

Zid: He’s all yours…

(Suddenly a figure burst through the curtain and sprints down the ring. He slides in under the bottom rope and begins to unleash with rights and left on Piper Chavo and Hawke…)

Dave Jackson: IT’S SHADOWFLARE! SHADOWFLARE IS ATTACKING THE GENOCIDE!

Kevin Fisher: I can’t believe it… the former World Champ has alligned with the Owner!

(Shadowflare continues to beat on the Genocide but soon the numbers begin to over come him. By this time Valykerie has recovered from his attack and comes to the aid of Shadowflare. Together the two men battle with the Genocide… with Zid watching from the stage… the scene fades out as the show comes to an end…)