(The usual Body Count entrance is not seen instead the camera comes up showing a slightly darkened arena there are hundreds of signs being held up but it is to dark to read them. As the camera comes up to the entrance The logo for Body Count flashes over the screen then pyrotechnics go off as the music begins to play. A new voice is heard at the announcers table.)

Thomas: Hello everyone. I am Thomas Inatro your new Announcer for Body Count.

(The cameras focus back on to the announcers booth there are room for three people but only one man is seen sitting there.)

Thomas: Now I am sure a lot of you are wondering what exactly this new look means for this show. And I am going to explain. Each week we will have a slightly different flair and stile. Now we won't be changing format or times, but we will be having one of the EWA stars add there slight stile to our announcing and commentary. To start off this new format we asked one of the Stars that has been in the EWA the longest and one of the men that always seems to have a master plan. I think the best way to introduce him is let him do it himself.

(The arena darkens as The constant beat of "High Way to Hell" by AC/DC begins. On the big screen shows the face of Malum Diabolus with his smile sneer and the picture switches to various clips of his matches as the clip of Malum spine busting Shadowflare into the windshield during the car grave yard match Malum walks out wearing black jeans and a EWA jersey. The crowd cheers him. The camera cuts to the Audience and a few signs "Am I Evil?" and "Sell out it pays more" are numerous. The camera cuts to the announcers booth where Malum is pulling on his headset. He nods and shakes Thomas's hand.)

Thomas: I thank you Malum for agreeing to do this.

Malum: Thomas I am glad to be here.

Thomas: Now Malum we have a little time and I know some of our fans have questions.

Malum: Shoot…

Thomas: I know people are wondering why you went to Big Sky?

Malum: Well that is simple. I wanted to remind Hellraiser his mouth wrote a few checks and that if he really is a legend killer then his running away Proves the legend killer is died a long time ago of old age.

Thomas: Hellraiser has challenged you but you have yet to respond.

Malum: Look I am not stupid. I don't fight for the sake of Fighting. I fight for the fans. I might cheat and lie but I always give them one of the best damn shows possible. If he wants to suck up his pride and come here I will face him but in a match of my choosing.

Thomas: And speaking of Giving the fans the best show possible, we have quite a show lined up. Now we can sit here and talk about all the stuff but I think would be better if we just go to the action.

Malum: Starting off tonight we have Rocco Mandulli vs. Drezial. Both these men are decent wrestlers and with a little more time they are defiantly going places.

Rocco Mandulli vs. Drezial

This match was a good setting a basis for the rest of the matches. Rocco showed his skill as a viable cruiserweight. Drezial showed determination though, and his resilience won out.

Drezail gets the win by pinfall 4 minutes 23 seconds

Thomas: That match was a good lead into this first edition of the new EWA Body Count.

(Commercials play of the new Play Station Two Hells Cell. With several choices of backstage or special rings, Buy it today. Not what you expect from your car insurance? Buy safe auto and get minimal coverage. Toothpaste use it!)

(The camera comes back to pictures of the fully packed arena. A few signs are seen "Hellraiser needs a Pace maker", "Marry me…" the name is blocked out by a sign "Mommas Fat ass LOW!!!".)

Thomas: Welcome back. Tonight is still young but we don't wa…

(Suddenly The Ode to Joy Remix begins to play. From out of the back, steps The Superstar Allan Reed. He is followed by his faithful manservant, Ashpu.)

Malum: What is this Jackass doing here?

(Reed is clad in a yellow, silk, sleeveless shirt and a pair of expensive black pants. In his left hand he is carrying a microphone. In his right he holds some sort of document. On his face he wears a pair of yellow sunglasses and a very determined look. Once the pair arrives at the Ring, Ashpu holds down the middle rope so that the Superstar may step through to the interior of the ring.)

Thomas: Seems we will soon find out.

Reed: Cut the music. I'm sure by now we are all aware of what...transpired...in Indianapolis last on Monday. It was a transgression that should have a great impact on the EWA. I'm here to talk about an a blatant disregard for the rules of this fine organization .No, I'm not talking about the swarm of locusts that is the NEWA. What I am talking about is the result of the Triple Threat match for the EWA Heavyweight Championship."

Malum: Bah this Fool wouldn't know the first thing of what it takes to be a champ in the EWA…

(Reed looks at the document in his hand.)

Reed: "The contract for that match states....and I quote. 'Both mystery men must remove their masks at the end of match or they will be suspended'. Now I watched and watched the tape. Shadowflare's Shadow, the so-called winner of the match left before removing his mask"

Thomas: Seems he has a complaint about the outcome of that match

(The Extreme-O-Tron starts up and footage from Monday's Triple Threat Match fills the screen. Showing a masked Shadowflare's Shadow escaping from the NEWA into the crowd. Reed's voice starts pick up in volume and only barely masks his anger.)

Reed: Therefore I call for Shadowflare's Shadow to be immediately suspended. Additionally I call for the EWA ruling body to STRIP SHADOWFLARE'S SHADOW OF THE TITLE EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY. This is to correspond with his imminent suspension. Furthermore, since Shadowflare is retiring and SFS is on suspension, I, being the only active party left from the match in question be declared EWA Champion effective. Or...

DEPENDING ON THE WILL OF THE POWERS THAT BE...THIS ONE WILL HOPEFULLY REPLACE THE ABOVE paragraph

Malum: He has one match and thinks he is World champion material.

(Reed Resumes Reading)

"Shadowflare's Shadow is to be suspended immediately. Additionally he is to forfeit his his title. Furthermore, because Shadowflare is retiring, it is the decision of the EWA to award the EWA Heavyweight Championship to the only active participant of the Triple Threat match remaining, The Superstar Allan Reed, effective at 12:01 AM Easter Standard Time.

(Ode Joy begins to play again as the Superstar leaves the ring.)

Thomas: I don't think anyone informed the Superstar about NEWA departure. 

Malum: He is no better than NEWA or the shits in BSWF. He comes in Expecting to be a Hit when he has done nothing for this fed. Lets get to the next match before the next poser makes his way out.

Thomas: Next up we have "All American" Ric Johnson vs. Justin Case. To sound wrestlers

Malum: Ric has payed his dues in EWA and Case I know is a working man. This will be most likely a technical match.

Thomas: Malum, I have to say you have been very professional about this.

Malum: Hey the EWA has a few Superstars but everyone needs to remember where they came from, not some of these inflated egos we have.

Thomas: Well put.

"All American" Ric Johnson vs. Justin Case

This match showed the skills of both men and had a lot of back and forth action with no one sure what was going to happen next. The crowd really got into this match Justin got a little over confident with let Ric land the all American slam for the second time.

Winner by pinfall "All American" Ric Johnson in 9 minutes

Thomas: Wow an incredibly action packed match. We will be right back after these commercials.

(Commercials for Cheatos. EWA Extreme Warfare and Mountain Dew. The camera comes back to the fans and more signs. "ANJEL Embrace me!!!" "Steele is Soft")

Malum: Welcome back to the Best Federation around.

Thomas: Well now we will have to see if we can get to the next match without interruptions.

Malum: Two of the younger stars over all are in our next match Bobby Blaze vs. Katne.

Thomas: Both these people are taking there time impressing us by working their way up in the company.

Bobby Blaze vs. Katne

This match was mostly dominated by Katne who took charge from the beginning Bobby mounted several comebacks but was not enough. Katne pulled off the win.

Winner via pin fall Katne at 5minutes 46 seconds.

Malum: Katne showed he could control a match

Thomas: Next up we have two new people Debuting Emilio Con Brio Vs. Dallas "Dolla Bill" Darke

Malum: See it is the constant new influx of new talent that makes the EWA great not the dependence on fossils like certain other feds.

(Dallas made his way to the ring but there was no sign of Brio.)

Thomas: I got news from the back that Brio is having trouble with contract negotiations

The ref did the mandatory Ten count and the win was awarded to Dallas "Dolla Bill" Darke.

Malum: Well that was fast.

Thomas: I think we might have time for a special event before our Commercial break.

Malum: What is planned?

Thomas: Well, we have a Kevin Fisher giving a requested interview.

Malum: Well then, lets get him out here.

Kevin Fisher comes out from the back and makes his way into the ring with a microphone in his hand.

Kevin Fisher: "It is my distinct pleasure to welcome at this time, the self proclaimed "Best Pure Technical Wrestler in the EWA," fans give it up for "The Fabulous" Nate Giovanni.

(Copa Cabana by Barry Manilow begins to play, and the Extreme O Tron comes to life with the words "The Most Fabulous Era in EWA History" then the words "That's Mr. Fabulous to You!!" Out from the curtain emerges "The Fabulous" Nate Giovanni, wearing a blue pair of Kik Wear pants, and a T Shirt featuring the "Superman" logo. He spins around, and blows a kiss to the crowd, before making his way to the ring. The crowd begins to boo loudly, and he stops on the apron, looks around, and then begins to laugh, which brings the ire of the crowd down upon him in more force. He steps through the ropes, and then steps onto the second rope, and tosses his arms to his side, then points to himself, and jumps down, taking a place standing next to Fisher.)

Fisher: "So Nate.."

Nate: "That's Mr. Fabulous to you…"

Fisher: "Sorry, Mr. Fabulous, you have a big match this weekend on Extreme Warfare, that is being billed as a battle of the egos between you and the "Superstar" Allan Reed."

Nate: "Of course it is being billed as a battle of the egos. Only in the EWA, would a match pitting two of its most talented wrestlers be billed as a "battle of the egos." This company has not put a premium on wrestling talent, and the billing of MY match goes to show that. "Superstar" Allan Reed is one of the few wrestlers that have arrived on the scene that share my obviously over-stated views. He doesn't need a Cage made of broken glass, using shotguns as plunder, to show his ability. He doesn't care about impressing this low IQ, sick Vampires that haunt this audience, with blood and guts. He uses what I do, god given athletic ability to show the rest of the EWA how things should be done. The match on Sunday will be a classic. Something everyone in the back will gather around the monitors to watch, and try to emulate for years to come.

Malum: Damn and I though Reed was boring to listen to.

Fisher: "So given the abilities of "Superstar" Allan Reed, then your undefeated streak is in a serious amount of trouble this Sunday."

Nate: "Don't be ridiculous. Why I will say that this so called "Superstar" has a lot of similar traits as myself. And while he is a true "wrestler" which is very hard to find these days, I did not say that he was in my league. I am the best pure technical wrestler in the EWA, and I plan on showing that Sunday. "Superstar" Allan Reed will learn that while he may be good, I am true excellence. You see, while he may be described as "Almost Fabulous,"

Malum: Bull shit!!! This man doesn't know the different between a headlock and an Arm bar.

Thomas: Malum, you seem to have a dislike of both Reed and Nate.

Malum: My problem is with these Rump rangers that think that they are the best.

Thomas: And now is our time to take another commercial break.

(EWA's Hell's Cell. Mountain dew. And the New movie MARKED .)

(The camera comes back to a clip from the movie. The clip finished. And it comes up to Malum and Thomas. Thomas has a serious look as Malum is smiling.)

Thomas: Malum, I know you have been busy with all these movies and Television you haven't got much of a chance to talk about your upcoming match.

Malum: Not much to say Shad is a good opponent He held this belt first but I have held it longest. Every time we have met it has been Main event quality encounters. I am sure since he seems to have gotten his head out of his ass he will put up one of the best fights yet. Though this time I am the champ and he has to come to me.

Thomas: Good show and I know we all look forward to your match this Sunday. Next up is Prime vs. "Hired Gun" Branton James.

Malum: I know James was first hired out by the snake Johnny Hawke. He might be our president but hell he gives us bad guys a bad name.

Thomas: Better be careful... He controls your contract.

Malum: Bah... I have full confidence after all I might spout off but he knows I am a company man and he needs all the men he can trust.

This match was another nail biter. Branton used his strength to try and out power Prime but Prime showed his experience by countering and reversing many of the moves. Prime seemed to be taking control of the match when Branton without warning rolled out of the ring nodded to Prime and walked to the back.

Winner due to count out Prime at 6 minutes 34 seconds.

Thomas: I wonder what that was?

Malum: Isn't it obvious? Prime is so lost not winning. He has to resort to paying off his opponent. I can't blame him a win is a win.

Thomas: And just when I started to think you had morals.

(Malum shrugs.)

Thomas: Wait!!! I hear we have something happening back stage.

(The camera cuts to the backstage where Branton James is walking to his dressing room. He is stopped though by John "the Beast" Steele.)

John: What the hell was that.

James: I did what I was paid to do now get out of my way.

(Branton pushes past Beast and slams the door of his locker room. Beast looks at his watch.)

John: Damn I am late to meet Raine.

(The camera cuts back to the announcers.)

Thomas: John Steele not happy with the outcome of that match it seems.

Malum: Hell... All I know is next up, we have Beautiful women in a match so it is all good.

Thomas: What are you talking about you are a married man.

Malum: So I check out my wife too, and I know she checks out other men, also.

Thomas: You must have a very strange home life.

(Malum only laughs as the camera cuts to commercials. Pizza Hut tax cut special. Double Mint Gum. Dodge Different. The camera comes back to the crowd with more signs. "Raine pour down on me." "My dad is Johnny Hawke.", "I love Llama")

Malum: The Pepsi Twist of the week.

(Scenes of Branton rolling out of the ring and Prime standing there. Then a scene of Branton saying I did what I was paid to do plays.)

Thomas: The Pepsi Twist of the week is brought to you by Pepsi Twist.

Malum: Ahh this next match should be interesting.

 P.W.C. vs. The God Awful Wrestlers

Thomas: I remember the P.W.C. from the old days, as lying deceitful fellows.

Malum: Men after my own heart. While The god Awful Wrestlers the name says it all.

Bob and Lankford walk out to the ring and the P.W.C. also made there way out this match was short possibly one of the shortest ever. Ray Anderson started it off with Bob. Ray laughed off most of the attacks delivering strong attacks. Bob finally tagged in Lankford and he entered the ring to be met by the Blast furnace. Anderson tagged in Ric who also had his fun beating the snot out of Lankford. Both Bob and Lankford had a moment when it looked like they had a comeback hitting Ric with the Double Booby Poke but Ric laughed at them before Nailing the Golden spike and making the pin.

Winners the P.W.C. via Pin fall at 3 minutes 48 seconds

Malum: Sad really.

Thomas: At least, the P.W.C. got to highlight there skills.

(The scene cuts backstage where Raine is seen looking for John" The Beast "Steele, but is unable to locate him. She knocks on his dressing room door, but no answer. Raine looks a bit upset, as she turns to head back. Swearing under her breath about the fact he was supposed to be here for her. Raine heads back to her locker room where she runs into a reporter trying to get some back stage action.)

Reporter: Raine, I hear you are new to the EWA. Is that true? And if so why did you start?

Raine: Yes I am new, and I joined it because I enjoy hard competitive sports. My friend John "The Beast" Steele was supposed to be here to see how my match goes and to give me a bit of advice....But He ain't, and I have to go.

(She pushes past the camera a bit irritated. She walks a few steps before the reporter stops her again.)

Reporter: Raine is this not your début match tonight? Are you nervous?

Raine: You would be a fool not to be a bit nervous, but that is the excitement of it all. Wither I win or lose I know I will have good time getting in a few good licks. Now excuse me my entrance music is playing thanks.

(Raine storms off and enters arena)

Reporter: That was Raine Dawson. One of the few EWA hopefuls. She will be facing Lisa Cazzenotti in a début match for both newcomers.

(Camera fades out and comes on to arena shots. The entrance is shown with Malum and Thomas doing voiceovers.)

Thomas: This match is yet another one where these new comers get to show off there skill.

Malum: I guess this also gets to show off the teaching skill of John Steele.

Thomas: Well he did teach the current female champ and also our prays and best wishes go out to her.

Malum: You are right with that. Sassy we all wish you well.

Thomas: This match pits Raine Dawson vs. Lisa Cazzenotti. Raine has a great personality but we can already tell Lisa is not above cheating.

Malum: Hey now nothing wrong with maximizing your ability to win.

Raine's music plays, after a brief second of her entrance music ("Kryptonite" By 3 Doors Down) played, she appears in black wind breaker pants with a white stripe down the side, and her black tank almost sports bra like top. Her hair tied tightly in a French braid. She looks around with a half cocked grin. She steps out and hears the crowd nodding in general to the public, before raising her hands in jest. She walks down and slips into ring. Be hind her walks John "the Beast" Steele. Raine notices him and sort of asks where he was as Generic dance music begins.

Thomas: Seems... John won't have time to talk Lisa is in a hurry

Generic dance music plays on the speakers as Lisa comes through the curtain wearing a black vinyl top with white letters DX over her breasts. She wears black skin tight vinyl pants and vinyl boots. She ignores the fans that catcall and boo her and gets in the ring.

Malum: Damn I have to say I like Lisa's Style not may women can pull off skin tight Vinyl.

The match started off with a staring contest witch lead to a few lockups Raine showed her aggressive nature barely giving Lisa a second. Lisa tried many things to get an upper hand from Raine but Raine was able to counter many of the attacks Raine let her enthusiasm get the better of her and when she was playing a little to the crowd Carmen came out to try and cost her the match. Carmen was about to pull Raine from the top rope when Carmen was pulled from the apron by John who stalked her to the back. In the ring Raine nailed a cross body block that set up Lisa for the springboard guillotine leg drop called Paladine's Vengeance Raine made the pin.

Winner by Pin fall Raine in 9 minutes 24 seconds.

At the end of the match, John slides into the ring and grabs Raine up in a big hug giving her a passionate kiss. Both walk out John Raising Raine's hand to the crowds standing ovation.

Thomas: Damn Raine is a great talent. She might be a little new but she is one hell of a fast study.

Malum: I will have to applaud her she is a very fast study.

(commercials of Nike, Pentium 4 processor. And EWA Extreme Warfare. The camera comes back. Signs "Bruce Bring my momma down Low" "If you have a tombstone are you dead?" and "Llama Loving")

Malum: Next we see one of Damage Inc. AKA Pansies Inc.

Thomas: I don't know about that... We have Bruce "The Flesh" Hammer vs. "The Outlaw" Doc Tombstone.

Malum: What ever…

As the lights go down The Body-o-Tron lights up and we see the Yellow bus Driving right at you, then clips of all sorts of Jimmy Jackslapper and Bruce "The Flesh" Hammer's matches as "STUPIFY" by Disturbed blast over the loud speakers! We see Bruce "The Flesh" Hammer and Heather Frost walk out. Bruce is wearing a big yellow foam cheese cowboy hat with a Johnny Hawke black t-shirt on. He has two BIG LOT SALE plastic cap guns. He is lasso wearing leather chaps with a big JOHN DEERE belt buckle on! Bruce and Heather walk down the ramp while Bruce blasts the cap guns in the air, he drops the guns and slides under the bottom rope.

Thomas: Seems to me... Bruce is poking fun at "The Outlaw" Doc Tombstone

The arena goes dark as AC/DC's Hells Bells starts to play. Pyros starts to go off as "The Outlaw" Doc Tombstone stands in the smoke. He makes his way down to the ring methodically, eyes staring intently at the ring.

This Match had both men pushed to there limits and though this might of gone to a time limit draw. Neither seemed cable of going on until Bruce brought the hammer down low and fell on Doc getting the pin.

Winner Via Pin fall Bruce "The Flesh" Hammer at nine minutes 46 seconds.

Thomas: What a match up!!! Bruce actually seemed to take this match seriously.

Malum: Well compared to his other matches.

(Commercials of MARKED is played and Pepsi twist. With a final Commercial for EWA's Hell's cell.)

Thomas: We won't go to any more commercials or interruptions for next is our Main Event.

Malum: Wait I am getting that there is something happening backstage.

Thomas: What I am supposed  to have those announcements

(Backstage you see Kendall Rhodes and Zane Alexander standing out side a locker room , both having baseball bats in there hands. The name plate on the door reads Johnny Critical. They knock on the door and as soon as it is opened they rush in attacking Johnny Critical. The attack is swift and brutal with many shots to the head of Critical.)

Malum: See that is strategy

Thomas: That is sick.

(The Body-O-Tron Lights up with a a Hawke imprint on the screen. Suddenly a outlined Sketch of Christian Hawke walks toward the screen. As the Lights flicker on and off "Lap Dance" starts to play as the crowd all stands to its fight. As clips from the 4 Way TLC match show up. And Christian Slamming Bruce on the Thumbtack from their battle on Warfare. Shots of Christian and Johnny Hawke talking and in the Ring together. Christian battling Shadowflare for the World Title. And it comes to a shot of Christian. the camera zooms down from the Body-O-Tron and to the entrance way but there is no one there. The Camera zooms back to the Body-O-Tron and Christian is standing in the back parking lot waiting for Zane. Christian is wearing a pair of jean shorts with his knee pads and both hands are taped. Christian is also wearing a black wife beater.)

Christian came out looking for a fight and that is what he got Zane Ducked away most of the match letting Christian have to follow him. That was until Kendall interfere and both of them started to beat on Christian there wasn't much wresting in this match though there was a lot of fighting and beating of each other with Items. Christian seemed to be fighting off both of the men until Branton also came out punching down Christian Kendall and Zane helped set up Christian for Branton's finisher Services rendered finally after a continued attack Zane made the cover on a unconscious Christian. A dazed Johnny Critical stumbles from the back in time to see the one two three.

Winner via Pin fall Zane

(At the end of the match Zane walks up to Branton.)

Zane: Job well done. You earned your pay today.

(You see Zane hand Branton a huge roll of one hundred dolor bills)

Thomas: Zane didn't win that... He bought his win.

Malum: Lay off the kid! He might finally be getting the right idea.

Thomas: well this concludes the New Body Count and I hope you enjoyed it as much as we did making it.

(The scene fades out to the EWA logo.)