Prime vs. Kia Storm vs. Jasmine Diamonds
The match started off with a lot of action and speed. After several minutes and countless double teams and high impact moves, the match reached the time limit and the match was ruled a Time Limit Draw.
"Little" Joey Average vs. Icicle
Joey tried as he might, but had a hard time over coming Icicle’s over all in ring abilities. They worked each other around the ring but the match ended up on the outside and that is also were it ended. The match was ruled a Double Count Out.
Hunter(C) vs. Rayne
Harcore Title Match
This match was a blood bath from the start. Neither Hunter nor Rayne backed down an inch. After several extremely disgusting and grueisome moves by both me Hunter was laid out from behind when the man known to the EWA only as Nemesis came down and nailed Hunter with a fire extingisuer. The winner and NEW Hardcore Champion Rayne.
{The show starts off with a black screen, in the background we can hear the sounds of impacts, voices, and people cheering and screaming… Slowly the sounds fade and are replaced by the steady beat of a heart. In the center of the screen is a single with speck that pulsates and grows with every beat.
Suddenly the heartbeat goes flat line and the white dot explodes. As the white fades back we are greeted by the EWA logo…


As the cameras go active we find the scene instantly goes to the garage area. It says ‘Earlier Today’ in the bottom left corner and all of a sudden a limo pulls in. Security runs to open the door expecting it being someone of big stature like the president or something. As they open the door, they see that it is not the president but none other then Alexander Ruff. As Ruff gets out he give a fifty to the driver.}
Ruff: Thanks for the greattings but I'm here to wrestle. My bags are in the back. Please take them to my locker room.
Security: Sorry but were not your slaves...
{Ruff cuts them}
Ruff: Ok here's fifty and shut up!!!
{The security are not pleased by the manner in witch Ruff has spoken to them, but do complie since he gave them money.}
{Ruff walks in the arena. Once in he asks one of the stage hands}
Ruff: Were would I find Izzy's office???
Stage hand: That way Sir!!!
{Ruff walks down the corridor as the scene cuts back to the arena floot…}
Dave: Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to tonights Extreme Warfare! And do we an action packed show for you tonight, as not only are all the titles up for grabs once again, but also we have a Hair vs. Mask match pitting Johnny Hawke against the man who defeated him just one week ago for the Cruiser Weight championship Nemesis!
Kevin: But what I really want to know is, what is the deal with Ruff and Izzy? I mean everyone knows that Alexander Ruff was the last Owner of the W4, but what could he be wanting the EWA?
Dave: I don’t know Kevin, but I will tell you this… we’ll try our best to get to the bottom of this! But right now we have to get to the ring…
(Suddenly "Sun" By Live hits the PA system and the crowd begins to boo knowing now that Shadowflare is going to come down to the ring to start off the show. Shadowflare steps out of the curtain, dressed in black docker pants and a black T-shirt with an ADIDAS symbol at the top. He arrogantly takes his time coming down to the ring and steps into it. He calls for a microphone and Curtis Green gives him one. Shadowflare waits for the booing to quiet down and then speaks.)
Shadowflare: Now listen you guys, booing like that, you would think that a criminal that has stolen my property or kidnapped my friend was coming out, but no, the people of this city disgust me, I am the victim, but this is not the reason why I am out here tonight, it is for much worse stuff.
(Shadowflare sighs)
Shadowflare: It has become apparent to me that the name of the EoD is being tarnished, now do you think that Izzy would let this just happen to any group or stable name, no probably not. Instead he has allowed some group of masked individuals not only enter the tag tournament as the EoD but I have a memo here that says since the EoD was never established in the EWA they have rights to it. Now, before you boo because I am the one that is having the problem with it, remember that I am not the only victim here, look at this man who has built everything he has accomplished off of the EoD, that’s right Monotinous Death.
(Suddenly, " Seattle was a Riot" By Anti-Flag plays and Monotinous Death comes out wearing an old EoD T-shirt. MD looks to be very pissed of but not towards Shadowflare, but a piece of paper identical to the memo Shadowflare is holding. MD has a microphone in his pocket and after reading the last lines of the memo he turns it on and starts to speak.)
Monotinous Death: Shadowflare, for the first time I think you and I are being forced to work together. Everything you’ve done since you’ve got here… all of this backstabbing and self-conciet… all of it has been disgusting. That’s why these people boo you. It isn’t because you have "problems!" It’s because you deserve everything you get. But, as much as I’d like to run down there right now, get in your face, and yell at you, I have to restrain myself. There are two fools gallivanting around with my stable name, with my colors, and with my life! So, I’m calling a truce. There’s nothing I’d like more than to take that title from you in a fair match, but right now, we need to be a team. So, I don’t $#@% with you… you don’t $#@! with me?
Shad: Ok, come down, I will hold my word I promise.
(MD, with his guards up, walks down to the ring. He slides in. Shadowflare keeps his word and backs away into the opposite corner and sits there waiting for MD to make a move, he just goes and sits on the opposite turnbuckle and continues. The two look at each other as though they’re friends that haven’t seen each other in a long time and need to catch up. The practically ignore the audience. It’s just them and no one else.)
Monotinous Death: I’ve always wanted the EoD to make a return. But I always wanted it to be me, you, and Chris. Valyk, even, if he wanted to join. I’m flattered we have fans. But there’s a fine line between respect and theft. The EoD, when it was created had two men in it. It was just me and Chris, who at the time, wasn’t that great of a wrestler. We were tiny and had no respect. We grew stronger and bigger and then it was ruined by you.
(Shadowflare looks partially ashamed but lets his ego get back to him and wipes that look off his face.)
Monotinous Death: Now our name is no longer ours. It’s being used to further the careers of two wannabe wrestlers. It’s being, dare I say, desecrated. My brother was a member! (MD looks ready to rip someone’s head off. He stands up and starts yelling at no one in the back) CORVAS MANNY WAS AN EOD MEMBER. AND YOU BASTARDS ARE TAKING THAT! YOU’RE TAKING HIS HERITAGE! HIS MEMORY AND YOU’RE SPRAY PAINTING IT WITH YOUR OWN $#@!%G FACES! So help me GOD!
(All of a sudden, "Riders of the Storm" by The Doors plays and the lights dim. The crowd collectively holds their breath. The two masked men from the interviews we’ve seen appear on the MegaTron, standing side by side. One man is wearing light blue spandex pants and wrestling shirt and the other is wearing black. These are the colors of the EoD. The two men’s facial features can’t be made out but if you strain it looks like they are smiling.)
MM1 (Blue): Oh, so you think that we are just rookies don’t you? That we just want to use your name to get to the top? Well you are correct.
MM2 (Black): You don’t know how hard we have worked. The years we’ve spent trying to get into this business. The pain we’ve endured… the mental exhaustion… the heart break. We are main event wrestlers but we’ve never "had a gimmick" and aren’t so great "handling the mic." The EWA saw our talent and we couldn’t just pass up an offer like that. Now, the EoD is our name and it’s going to make us famous.
MM1: Around here, in the wrestling world, us rookies are treated like crap, and we needed leverage to put ourselves in the top of the game. So we bent some rules and found ourselves the EoD, with fans that love and hate us, but hell it’s a way to start. And we are going to prove to everyone tonight, why we did it.
MM2: Tonight, we win the EWA Tag Team Titles, as the EoD, whether you like it or not. But don’t get us wrong, we aren’t bad guys, here. We like the fans and we want them to like us. But, we’re fair. More than fair, really, since the EoD is legally ours, now. If you guys can get in the Tag Royal and you can last longer than us, which you’ll be hard pressed to do… you’ll have to win to last longer than us… than, I guess we can give you back your name because we wouldn’t deserve it.
Monotinous Death: You don’t deserve it anyway!
Shad: Wait which one of us? I mean I am not going to fight for something only MD gets. Don’t think I am that damn stupid.
Monotinous Death: Wake the $#@% up, Shadowflare. If we get this name back, I don’t want it. It won’t be yours. It won’t be mine. The EoD is MD, Chris Michaels, and Shadowflare. We were tag champs in the NSW and you were starting to piss me off then. Let’s just win these titles and teach these stealing bastards what it means to hurt.
(The Megatron fades out with the two masked men laughing histarically while one begins to take his mask off. However, it cuts out before it gets above his nose. The Show goes to commercial. You see commercials for Gatorade and Viagra, then you see a new commercial for EWA extreme wear. You see Johnny Hawke and The Pied Piper arguing over a shirt , they are tugging back and forth on the shirt. You hear Piper " I am going to model the shirt" as he tugs on the shirt. You hear Johnny Hawke arguing back " I dont think so, You are not The Franchise". As he tugs the shirt back to him. They both pause and look down at the shirt. You hear Piper say " Man this shirt is tough and Hawke replies" Yeah, I could even wrestle in it." The scene then fades to black and we join Warfare with the match between Alexander Ruff and Lavish Pane just getting under way.)
Lavish Pane vs. "Total Devastation" Alexander Ruff
Ruff and Pane tie up . Ruff delivers a knee to the stomach of Pane . As Pane doubles over Ruff drops an elbow to the back of his head. Pane hits the mat. Ruff picks up Pane and hits him with a few hard right hands . He then sends him into the ropes and catches him on his way back and nails a spin buster. While Pane in on his back Ruff attacks him with several boots to his head. Ruff Picks up Pane and DDTs him.
Dave Jackson: This one may be over quick. Alexander Ruff is putting on a Expo on how to finish a man off quick.
Kevin Fisher: They dont call him Total Devastation for nothing.
Ruff picks up Pane and slings him into the corner hard. As Pane is hanging in the corner Ruff greets him with a huge splash. Pane stumbles out of the corner and falls on his face. Ruff climbs to the second rope and jumps off nailing a knee in the back of Pane's head. Ruff picks Pane back up and slings him into another corner. Ruff tries for anther splash, but Pane moves. Ruff nails the corner and bounces out . He stumbles backwards a bit as Pane bounces off the ropes and nails Ruff with a massive clothesline. Pane picks up Ruff and lands a belly to belly suplex. Pane picks up Ruff again and Piledrives him.
Dave Jackson: Pane is not dead yet. Maybe he has a shot at this one.
Kevin Fisher: Total Devastation must be feeling devastated after that piledriver. 375lbs plus Pane's weight landing on his head. It's like I said earlier, Pane is the man and will rough up Ruff in this one.
Pane picks Ruff up and slings him into the corner. He tries to follow with a splash, but he is met with a big boot to his face. Pane once again finds his self on the mat. Ruff picks him up and put him on his shoulder. He hits a running power slam. Ruff picks up Pane again and gives him a bear hug. You can see the pain on Pane's face . After a few moments Pane grabs each side of Ruff's head and head butts him right on the bridge of his nose Ruff lets go and hits his knees holding his nose. Pane hits the ropes and comes off with a drop kick right in the face of Ruff
Kevin Fisher: Now that's what I call using your head.
Pane picks up Ruff and delivers another Piledriver. Pane picks up Ruff and tries to send him into the ropes , but Ruff reverses sending Pane into the ropes, Pane bounces off the ropes and Ruff catches him on his way back delivering a over head belly to belly suplex. Ruff picks up Pane and delivers "Total Devastation". Ruff goes for the pin . The ref counts 1-2-3.
THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH ‘TOTAL DEVASTATION’ ALEXANDER RUFF!!!
Dave Jackson: This one is over.
Kevin Fisher : I would just like to point out that I knew all along that Ruff would Totally Devastate Pane. I was trying to make the match seem competitive to the fans.
Dave Jackson: Sure, Yeah right.
{The camera cuts to the back stage area where we instantly see the team of Horizen walking down the hallway. The two men walk with a purpose and as they move down the hallway the peek into open doorways, around curtians, and down the other hallways. They continue to walk around as the camera goes back to the ring side area…}
Dave: Well it appears the team of Eric Starback and Sage Harlock are looking for someone… and they sure look intent on find him.
Kevin: It’s quite possible they are looking for Hawke, he is their finacial backer so to speak.
Dave: That’s very well possible Kevin… I guess only time will tell. WAIT! Something is happening in the back!
{Suddenly the camera cuts in to a lockeroom where there is a rucus from. You can hear the sound of whacking and paining yells. Suddenly the door zooms in just as it does it is the chest of someone. As it zooms back it it is "The Shaded One" Johnny Hawke. He is breathing heavely and has ole' lusty in his hands. He storms down the hallway past Sassy as he gives her a quick look over She yells for Christian the camera follows her into the room. Christian is lying on the floor holding his right arm. Christian is bleeding from the top of his head. The blood has run down is starting to cover his face. Sassy examines him as a look of concern fills her face the camera fades to the introduction.}
Dave: Oh my god! Hawke attacked Christian with that sledge hammer! This is inhuman!
Kevin: Well Christian just learned a valuble lesson… you never mess with another mans woman!
Dave: But Christian and Summer never did anything!
Kevin: Yeah right!
Suddenly the speakers begin to blare away as we all hear " I’m a bitch, I’m a tease, I’m a goddess on my knees…When you hurt, when you suffer, I’m your Angel under cover…" BITCH by Meredith Brooks begins to play over the Extreme O Tron. Crowd begins to shout out the Commissioner’s name…"MYSTY…MYSTY".
Mysty Wylde begins to make her way to the ramp. She stands wearing only an ice blue mini skirt and a pastel blue halter top.
Kevin: Look ‘E here, The lovely Commissioner has finally graced us all with her presence here tonight.
Dave: Well, She is a very busy Woman Kevin, not everyone here works like she does.
Kevin: Yes…INDEED We know how she loves to WORK.
Mysty is seen carrying a mic in her hands as she stands in the middle of the ramp, slowly turning toward the Extreme O Tron.
Mysty: Cut it fellas, Now, we here all witnessed a thing just the other day, and I would like to send out my as well as every EWA staff member’s Condolences.
Dave: Awe, isn’t she the nice one…Thinking about Beast’s family at a time like this. This must be heart breaking.
Kevin: Damn shame that happened. I would have wanted to see the look on the man’s face after I banged Sassy.
Dave: You are a very Sick man!
Mysty walks over to the ring, she slowly bends over to under the mat and slides out a steel chair from under the ring. She slides the chair inside the ring, and follows behind.
Mysty: Again, My heart and Prayers go out to you, Julia….For your dramatic performance with Johnny Hawke.
Dave: My God…She talking about Julia Rodgers…
Kevin: HA HA…And you thought she felt sorry for Beast.
Mysty unfolds the chair and has a seat. She places the chair in the middle of the ring, as the crowd looks on in confusion.
Mysty: Julia, Honey..You want to be a star? You’re little 100.00 Pop a top story not paying your bills? Well, Darlin’ if it is fun and games your after, Don’t go running to the "Franchise" He can’t show you how to use your EQUIPTMENT like a Woman. Come on out here Sweety and let a PROFESSIONAL show you how it’s done.
The crowd is beginning to go wild with cheers
Kevin: Holy SHIT…Finally some ACTION here tonight…
Dave: Chill out man, what could possibly happen?
Camera switches towards the entranceway and out from the back, steps Julia Rodgers. She comes to ringside wearing her traditional red jump suite. Mysty is standing in the ring and motions for Miss Rodgers to step inside the ring.
Mysty: Seeing how you love to DANCE Miss Rodgers, I took it upon myself to show you how to do it right. If you want to impress a man like Johnny Hawke, you have to be Nasty. That little cat and mouse routine you did was nothing. Have a seat and I’ll show you how to capture a man’s eye.
Mysty shoves Julia down in the chair, as Mysty’s Theme "Bitch" begins to play. Mysty is standing in front of Julia and begins to strut her stuff. Mysty’s body is squirming like a snake inside the ring. She teases young Julia by placing her leg upon Julia’s lap, bringing Julia’s face closer to the inside of her thighs.
Kevin: DAMN!! This is some Kinky shit…I think I need to step out for a moment.
Dave: Yeah, Kevin…Hit the showers…I’ll be right behind you.
Kevin: Like Shit, you’re not stepping any where in behind me…I don’t swing that way boy!!
The music continues as Commissioner Wylde continues to dance, She now is standing infront of Julia, as she faces her. Mysty then rips off her shirt, and shoves Julia’s face inside her breast.
Kevin: [ sitting a little awkward now] G*D DAMN!! What I wouldn’t do to be sitting in that chair.
Dave just sits speechless..
Julia is beginning to get a little disorientated as Mysty continues stripping her clothes off. Mysty now sits upon Julia’s lap and motions her body as though she was ridding a bull. Julia’s face isn’t showing much pleasure, in fact she almost looks humiliated.
Mysty: Have you had enough yet? Or shall I show you more, my dear. If you want to play with the men in the business, you’re going to do it right.
Mysty then reaches for Julia’s hair. Mysty then sitting upon Miss Rodgers just barely clothed, she pulls Julia’s head backwards and slips her the tongue. Mysty now begins to feel up Julia as she sits back in the chair. She begins to lower her self in between Julia’s legs, Mysty now begins to grope down Julia’s body. She turns her back to Julia as her seemingly purple "G" String bikini is shoved into her face. Mysty is "humping the air" [ sort to speak ] as Julia now reaches for Mysty’s ass and begins to slap it on each side. The scene quickly goes to commerical as we see security coming down to stop the show…

Valykerie(C) vs. Damienne Froste
T.V. Title Match
~As the show cuts back from it’s commercial break, the next is ready to start. Valykerie and Damienne Froste are both in the ring.~
Johnson: Ever since Valyk one the Hell’s Gate match he’s been on a roll. He has not lost yet!!!
Fisher: It’s only cause the booking committee have given him easy opponents.
~Froste and Valyk grapple in the middle of the ring. Froste grabs Valyk’s arm and executes a nice arm bar. Froste applies pressure witch makes Valyk fall to one knee. Valyk tries to get out of the hold but Froste is applying to much pressure, so he decides to give a couple of elbows in the stomach. Valyk gets free and bounces of the ropes and shoulder blocks Froste, who falls to her knees. Valyk executes a short drop leg drop right over Froste’s stomach. He then holds her in choke hold . Froste is fast to get up and out of the move. Both competitors run towards the rope and both decide to execute the same move. They both collide with a double clothesline.~
Fisher: This match is quite equal. If only I had a favorite in this match, it would be fun.
Johnson: Well it’s one of the best match we had in a while .
Fisher: If you say so!!!
~Back in the ring, Froste has Valyk in a boston crab. Valyk is screaming in pain but is almost up to the ropes. When he grabs the ropes, Froste is forced to let go. Both competitors get up, but Valyk is a bit waddley after the boston crab. Froste runs towards Valyk who catches her with a powerful slam. Froste is slow to get up, but when she does, she is greeted with a powerful DDT.
Johnson: Your not going to tell me that Froste is not a worthy opponent are you ???
Fisher: She’s doing alright. But it’s still not the greatest.
Johnson: Ah you!!! You’re never satisfied.
~In the ring, Froste and Valyk are up in a grappled position. Valyk pulls Froste closer and does a nice pick up slam. He runs to the ropes and climbs then. He jumps off and hits a nice frog splash. He goes for a pin 1...2... Nope, Froste gets out of it. He picks up Froste by the hair. He pulls her in for a short arm clothesline. He pulls her back up and does a german suplex.
Johnson: It looks as if it is the end for Froste. It think he is going to go for the Facecrusher.
~As Dave says that, Valyk executes the move. With Froste already on her stomach, he goes for his finisher the The Suffering of the Fallen. Froste weakened from the match can’t get to the ropes. She has no other choice but to submit.~
WINNER OF THE MATCH, AND STILL EWA TELEVISION CHAMPION… VALYKERIE!!!
(The camera goes backstage where the door to Shadowflare’s room is open and inside is Shadowflare sitting and watching Warfare. He seems to be very anxious and waiting for something, what is unknown. His room has two coolers in it, both packed full of Pepsi’s. Shadowflare is polishing his EWA World Title as he sits and watches, he isn’t even really watching it because he is so fixed on polishing the title. Shadowflare has already changed into his Undefeated Champion Shirt and black warm-ups with white stripes. Suddenly the door is pushed open even more and a figure emerges into Shadowflare’s room.)
Monotinous Death: Hey, Shad, we need to talk about these EoD guys.
Shad: No problem, I have a few questions for you.
Monotinous Death: These guys, they’ve done their homework. I’d definitely say they’re probably the most obssessed fans we’ve ever had. But we need a game plan.
Shad: Game plan? Maybe if you can find me a way to catch a wind because I have to defend my title tonight, we can talk.
Monotinous Death: I can take care of it all. I was always the better wrestler, anyway. Just leave it to me.
Shad: I’ll trust you on this one, but don’t expect this too many times.
Monotinous Death: Ha! I know we’re not friends and I can’t trust you. I’ve heard "trust me" or "I trust you" but I’ve always felt a knife in the back hours later. You just stay on your side of the ring and do you best to stay in the damn ring.
Shad: Might be a little difficult. I have a lot of people gunning for me. Hellraiser… Sonny… The Kindred… and that’s just a few.
Monotinous Death: That’s because you’re an asshole.
Shad: If I’m so much of an asshole, why don’t you have Chris come down to the ring with you?
(MD says something under his breath that you can hardly hear.)
Shad: What was that?
Monotinous Death: Don’t make me say it.
Shad: What are you afraid of saying something truthful that you’re trying to hide from?
Monotinous Death: Afraid? I’m not afraid of anything. I just hate giving you compliments because your head swells.
Shad: That’s what I thought. I know that you know that I’m the best member the EoD has had "besides yourself’ but that still has yet to be proven.
Monotinous Death: Only because our matches are interfeared on.
Shad: Well, I’ve got to get ready. I actually have a title to defend.
(MD turns to leave. Shad gets up. MD, now in the doorway, turns back to Shad.)
Monotinous Death: Shad?
Shad: What?
Monotinous Death: (MD struggles with his words) Good luck.
(MD quickly turns and leaves. Shadowflare laughs.)
Dave: It looks like the tension is building, and you can only wonder can Shadowflare and Monotinous Death co-exist in the ring.
Kevin: I don’t think so. It’s pretty obvious that MD is jealous of Shadowflares talent’s and achievements here in the EWA. And even with a title defense here tonight, Shadowflare is still the strongest link in that team.
Malum Diabolus(C) vs. Lance Righteous
U.S. Title Match
Dave Jackson: Next up, we have Lance Righteous versus the US Titleholder Malum Diablos. This ought to be a great match. Lance certainly earned his title shot several times over.
Kevin Fisher: Earned? What did he do to earn it? He lost a match last week for the crappy TV title, and now, suddenly, he’s here. This match is going to be short, sweet, and painful.
About this time, Lance makes his way to the ring with little fan fair. The crowd seems really pumped up for this match. The cheers are almost deafening, and everyone Lance passes leans out into the aisle for a high-five. He trudges down to the ring, and awaits Malum.
Dave Jackson: Look how much the fans love him! He certainly deserves to be the US Champ.
Kevin Fisher: I’m sure that Malum has other ideas.
Malum walks out onto the stage, and the cheers instantly turn to boos. He ignores them, and makes his way down to the ring. He fingers his belt as he walks down the ramp, looking around for any sort of sneak attack. Finally, he reaches the ring, takes off the belt, and hands it to the ref. He smiles up at Lance, and climbs into the ring.
Kevin Fisher: Folks, get ready for the blood bath of a lifetime.
Malum starts this thing off hard with a choke toss that sends Lance into the turnbuckle. He follows it up with a kick to the gut, and then a choke. After four seconds, Malum listens to the ref and lets Lance go. Malum picks Lance up from the turnbuckle, and tosses him to the outside.
Dave Jackson: We heard that impact all the way across the ring. Lance is already looking a bit slow.
Kevin Fisher: What did you expect? He just isn’t US Champ Material.
Lance barely has time to stand before Malum is on the outside with him. Malum goes for a nice haymaker, but Lance ducks it and delivers several quick shots to the stomach. He comes up with an upper cut, but still Malum won’t go down. He returns with a kick to the stomach, and sets Lance up for a DDT.
Kevin Fisher: A DDT onto the concrete. This is it!
Lance slips downwards, grabbing Malum’s legs and pulling them out from under him. Lance quickly rolls him into a Texas Cloverleaf, which lasts about three seconds before Lance realizes that there is about to be a double count out. He lets Malum go, climbs in and out of the ring, and returns to Malum, who is getting to his feet.
Dave Jackson: Wonderful reversal there, and a nice follow up. Malum looks a bit surprised.
Before Malum can react, Lance comes behind him and puts him in an abdominal stretch. This lasts for about five seconds before Malum back into the side of the ring, and then the ring steps, knocking Lance loose. Malum doesn’t let go of his arms however, and uses his weight to flip lance over his head and to the floor. Malum climbs onto the apron and waits, hoping for a count out.
Kevin Fisher: Smart wrestling there. With that kind of head, Malum won’t have any problems winning this.
Dave Jackson: But it looks like Lance is going to make it.
Lance gets up, and looks like he has enough time to make it to the ring, so Malum jumps off the apron with a double axe handle slam. Lance goes to the floor again, but Malum grabs him by his hair, and pushes him into the ring. Malum slides in after him, stands beside him, and goes for a knee drop, but Lance grabs the ropes and pulls himself out of the way.
Dave Jackson: Malum stunned for a second after missing that move. Looks like it might be enough for Lance to capitalize.
Kevin Fisher: The only thing Lance could capitalize are the 50 states, and it took him till high school to learn that.
Now standing, Lance delivers kick after kick to Malum, who starts to stumble back. When there's enough room, Lance delivers one more kick right to the stomach, which knocks the air out of him. One arm behind him, then the other, and Lance pulls hard and executes a wonderful double arm DDT. Lance looks exhausted from the move, and gets up slowly, but not as slow as Malum.
Dave Jackson: I’ve never seen that move done on such a heavy man. The strength that must have taken.
Kevin Fisher: It took so much strength out of Lance that it did more harm to him than good.
Lance pushes Malum down to the ground, puts him in a figure four leg lock. Malum makes it to the ropes quickly, so Lance lets go and moves to the other side of the ring to take a breather. Malum uses the ropes to stand, and glares across the ring at his opponent.
Dave Jackson: Both of these wrestlers are exhausted. Neither of them can continue this match for much longer.
Kevin Fisher: Malum isn’t exhausted, he’s just waiting for a good opening.
The pause doesn’t last long before Malum charges straight at his opponent. Lance runs to meet him, going for his Holy Joust, but takes a dropkick to the head instead Lance and Malum both go down, but Malum gets right back up. Malum throws stomp after stomp at Lance, until he manages to roll out of the ring. Pressing his advantage, Malum goes out on to the apron, and jumps off, landing a knee drop. Lance rolls away, clutching his stomach as Malum stands. Malum runs over to Lance, intending to land another knee drop, but Lance dishes out a toe hold that trips Malum face first into the barrier.
Dave Jackson: Quick thinking by Lance there. That move could’ve ended the match if Malum had got it off.
Kevin Fisher: Would’ve you mean.
Malum comes up from the barrier bloody, and gets his face smashed into it again. The ref doesn’t bother to count now, seeing that this could be on the outside of the ring for a while. Lance smashes Malum’s face into the barrier again, and then climbs onto the barrier. Malum is still leaning on the barrier when Lance comes down with a leg drop onto his back. Malum collapses to the inside, and Lance falls outside the barrier.
Dave Jackson: A back breaking move for everyone involved. Malum is leaving blood on the barrier, the floor, himself, and Lance.
Slowly, they stand, grab each other, and grapple over the barrier, with Malum’s forehead spreading blood over the both of them. After a moment’s contention, Lance manages an overhead belly to belly suplex that almost smashes a few fans. Lance rolls over Malum, going for the pin, but they’re outside the ring, and there’s no count. Realizing this, Lance helps Malum to his feet, and takes a few steps back farther away from the ring. With the running start, he Holy Jousts Malum into the barrier.
Dave Jackson: Malum probably just broke some ribs, and Lance isn’t looking to good either.
Kevin Fisher: Malum didn’t break anything, but he will break Lance.<br>
Lance gets up first, climbs over the barrier, and makes his way back to the ring, resting and waiting for Malum. Surprisingly, it doesn’t take Malum much longer to stand and he climbs back into the ring. Both men sag in the ropes for a few seconds, Malum with blood running down his face, and Lance favoring his leg. Then Malum renews the attack. A hard clothesline knocks Lance to the ground. He puts Lance into the Finger of Death, and Lance wildly swings his arms. After a few seconds, Lance gets his wits and drags himself the few inches needed to get to the ropes.
Kevin Fisher: Lance was just lucky there. He wouldn’t have lasted any longer than that.
Dave Jackson: But Malum won’t release the move!
Kevin Fisher: Why should he. We might as well end this now.
Finally, Malum lets him go. Lance pulls himself to his feet using the ropes, and Malum locks up with him. They push and shove themselves to the middle of the ring, and then Lance gets the upper hand, pulling off a belly to belly suplex. Lance continues the attack with several knee drops, and finally moves to Malum’s head, pushes him into a sitting position, and puts him in the Crucifix.
Dave Jackson: It’s Lance’s finisher. This could be over folks.
Kevin Fisher: If Lance didn’t go down to Malum’s Finisher, it won’t be the other way around.
Malum resists the urge to scream, and starts pushing with his legs. Slowly, the pair creep across the ring toward the turnbuckle. At the last second, Malum shoves hard, knocking Lance against the ring post, jarring him lose. Malum flips onto his stomach and crawls away, leaving a blood streak on the mat. Lance follows Malum, and kicks him a few times in the back. He rolls Malum over, and goes for the pin.
Ref: 1…2…Kickout
Dave Jackson: Close one there. I could almost say that was a three count. How the hell did he kick out?
Kevin Fisher: Because Malum Rules. See, look at that. Malum already has the upper hand once again.
Malum pushes Lance over onto his back, and sits on his stomach. He delivers punch after punch to Lance’s jaw, until he spits up blood. Lance tries to push Malum off, but he is too tired. Finally, Malum goes for the Finger of Death again. Lance flails a little, and tries to push Malum off again, to no avail. After about twenty seconds, the ref goes to Lance’s arm.
Kevin Fisher: He’s gone. No way Lance will stand up now.
He raises it once, and it falls
Dave Jackson: I agree, no one should be conscious after what Lance has taken tonight.
He raises it again, and it falls
Kevin Fisher: And that’s it. Malum, the most deserving US Title holder ever, as retained. On to the next…
Dave Jackson: Wait a second! Look!
He raises it again, and Lance somehow manages to keep it in the air.
Dave Jackson: It’s a miracle, a miracle, Lance is still in this!
Malum responds by smashing Lance’s head into the mat a couple of times, and then puts the hold back on. The ref raises Lance’s hand once, twice, thrice, and the match is over.
THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH, AND STILLEWA U.S. CHAMPION… MALUM DIABOLUS!!!
Kevin Fisher: In it for like five more seconds. He never had a chance.
Dave Jackson: It seemed pretty damn close to me.
Kevin Fisher: The illusion of closeness is good for the fan base…
{The camera cuts to the back stage area where we once again see the team of Horizen walking down the halls. Suddenly as the round the corner they stumble across Izzy G. Izzy is dressed in a pair of jeans and black T-shirt that says "I’m Not Paid Enough To Kiss Your Ass!’ across the chest. Izzy turns towards Horizen…}
Izzy: Are you guys lost?
Eric: No, we are just looking for some one.
Sage: Yeah, we just wanted to have a… ‘chat’ with a certain person.
Izzy: Well guys, good luck in finding whom ever your looking for… oh and guys. A word of advice. If you two are looking for who I think you are, you have until the end of the next match to find him, cause after that the match is a ‘No Interfernce’ rule. And I think we would all just ‘hate’ to see Hawke shaved bald because you two decided to stick your noses in places it don’t belong.
{Izzy then turns away from the team of Horizen and the scene returns to the ring side area…}
Shadowflare(C) vs. "The Answer" Christian Hawke
World Title Match
David: This next match should be good pitting The current World Champion, Shadowflare, against one of the new talent in the EWA, Christian Hawke.
Kevin: Yeah, but with everything going on in Chrissy life now with his Uncle Johnny and that Hot She Devil "SASSY" Who knows how this match will effect everyone involved.
David: Christian is not New to wrestling has been through a lot I don't think he will let his personal life interfere Kevin: Christian is a Hawke, but a young one, this situation with Sassy has gotten him in quite a bind.
(Lap Dance [Paul Oakenman Remix] comes on as the crowd Bursts into a frenzy. The Extreme O Tron lights up with Pictures of single pictures of Sassy, Johnny and Christian then a group Picture of them. That is followed by the Wolfgang Logo. By this time Christian has hobbled out to the desecration of Sassy. And he looks up at the Extreme o Tron. And his face is filled with Hate as a Picture of Johnny Holding ole' Lusty.)
David: My God, look at Christian, he looks as if he has already been beaten.
Kevin: Family or no family Dave, that's the price you pay when you take a piece of the "PIE" with out permission.
David: You heard Summer's remarks to Gyon, she didn't do "IT" with Christian.
Kevin: Yeah RIGHT...and you're NOT GAY either...Come one...I'll be next, just watch David: so you admit to having gay thoughts? Kevin: Screw you Dave, my thoughts are nothing about GAY shit unlike your past relationship with Andy Studd.
David:... ~whispers~ you know we get fined for mentioning Names of wrestlers out of contract Kevin: Trying to keep it a secret huh? What's wrong Dave...don't want to publicize it?
(Sun" by Live plays over the stereo system of the arena and the crowd goes absolutely crazy with boos. Shadowflare then emerges from curtains and slowly walks down the entrance ramp. The crowd is booing him and he doesn’t really pay any attention to it. Shadowflare is once again wearing his Undefeated Champion shirt. On his way to the ring he takes it off so all he is wearing are his black warm-up pants. He then wanders around the outside of the ring sizing up Christian until the referee makes him come into the ring and rings the bell)
David: Both men lock up with Shad seeming to have the upper hand from teh attack earlier. Kevin: Give little Hawke time, he may be hurt, but he isn't out!
(Shad Whips Christian into the ropes and Nails him with a jumping closeline. Shad pulls Christian to his feat but Takes Three stiff punches for his effort.)
David: Christina might be hurt but he is not out
Kevin: Are you smoking Crack Dave...Didn't I just say that?...Get those GAY thoughts out of your head man...Studd won't be back for a while...
David: What ~ Dave looks at the papers in front of him. ~ You nimrod you read off my TelePrompTer
Kevin: ~ shakes his head ~ Yup...You're smoking Dave...
David: Back to the match...
(both men have been Locking in Arm bars but have been constantly reversed. Christian stops the progression with a swift kick back hitting Shad with a Low Blow.)
Kevin: Now that looks like something Sassy must have taught him.
David: Speaking of sassy...
(the scene cuts to sassy she is clapping and Cheering for Christian. though her bloodshot eyes and puffy cheeks.)
David: Summer does not look well...
Kevin: True, but she still has it...She isn't going to let Beast's death effect her job...She's hear for Christian, like I said...She's banging him...why else wouldn't she help him..
David: Don't you understand Friendship or are you banging everyone you do favors for?
Kevin: Stop with your fantasy jokes...Dave, You'd bang her too if you weren't such a GAY ASS
(The match continues even if the announcers don't realize this. Christian has Shad up and starts the knife edge chops forcing Shad to the Corner. Christian goes the second Rope and Starts pounding Shads face with stiff fists.)
1.2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7.
(Shad fights back by pushing forward and nailing a Fall Forward Power slam.)
David: NO I WOULDN"T BAND HER BECAUSE I am MARRIED Kevin: YOU BANGED STUDD....OH wait...He nailed you...Sorry Dave...
(Both men are slow to recover. Shad Stands Angrily and starts Laying into Christian with the boots.)
(Sassy is pounding the mat yelling to Christian. Christian Grabs Shad's leg pushing him back. Shad stumbles as Christian gets to his feat. Shadowflare runs into the ropes and then comes off of them and goes to hit Christian with a clothesline but Christian get in a huge uppercut that send Shadowflare stumbling back. Shadowflare then runs at Hawke again but this time side steps and lifts his leg up for a he kick to the under jaw of Christian.)
David: that is it. Kevin it is throw down time...
(Suddenly both men get a message from Commissioner Wylde over there head sets)
Mysty: You damn Fools...You're gonna cost us a F*ing lawsuit...Shut the damn whole in your mouths or else I have both of you by your nuts understand?
Kevin: Uhm.. Yes Ma'am...[ whispers under his breath ] You can have my nuts anytime babe...
David: Yes, Sir. er I mean Ma'am
(Christian is staggered but doesn't go down from the blow. Both men are standing Staring each other down. The lock up and Shad powers his way into locking a sleeper on Christian.)
Kevin: Christian better think of something pretty fast, or else Shadowflare will walk in this match.
(Shadowflare has a sleeper locked in and Christian is almost out but, he starts to make a comeback. he gives Shad 4 elbows to the gut and turns and locks up a suplex and lands it a bit sloppily)
David: Christian seems to be showing the signs of the physical wear and tare. Kevin: After the beating by his Uncle, wouldn't you be? David: You mean to tell me Johnny Beats Christian?...Damn he is as sick as you Kevin...At least you aren't into incest.
Kevin: You Fool...I hope Hawke didn't hear you say that. And Plus...With a Woman like Sassy...No man should ever have to BEAT OFF... David: What do you mean a woman like Sassy NOT causing men to Beet off who is smoking the crack now Kevin?
(in the ring the ref has started the ten count.)
1...2...3...4...5...
(Christian jerks as Shadowflare rolls to his stomach)
6...7...
(Shad is up to his knees and he falls on to Christian making a pin.)
1... 2... Kick out. David: Holy crap where did Christian get that energy?
( Sassy begins her way to the front of Shad, her eyes are locked on Christian, as she gives him a slight smile of confidence.)
Kevin: I think you got your answer Dave, Sassy is trying out here tonight.
(Christian finally rolls over as Shad is arguing with the ref. On the outside Sassy is setting up a table.)
David: Looks like sassy has a Game plan.
Kevin: When doesn't she? I seriously doubt a little misfortune with Beast, is gonna stop her game play..
(Shadowflare goes to the ropes and climbs to the second rope. Christian Staggers to his feat as Shad prepares for a Bulldog but Christian hits him again with another low blow. The ref warns Christian.)
Kevin: Seems like Sassy isn't the only one who likes the nuts around here .~ Kevin smiles ~
David: that would explain Johnny Beating him before the match
Kevin: You're asking for one yourself Dave, If The "Franchise" hears this
(Shad is sitting on the ropes as Christian Climbs them himself He lifts Shad to the top rope and tries to lift him but is unable. Shad pushes off though causing both men to fall to the outside Christians fall is broken by the table and shads fall is broken by the outside.)
David: Desperate move by Shad Might of just ended this match.
Kevin: LOOK...Sassy's is rushing to Christian...Now tell me she isn't banging him...She is rushing to his aid...
David: you are a very sad person you know that
(The ten count is up to eight but sassy acts quickly and rolls the barley stirring Christian into the ring. The ref warns Sassy. Shad is finally rolling around on the outside. )
David: sassy might of just won this for Christian but the belt will not change.
1... 2... 3... 4... 5... 6....7...
(Shad pulls himself to his feat and starts to pull himself into the ring using the ropes.)
Kevin: If Shad plans on winning, he better hurry
8... 9...
(shad slides in to the ring and pins Christian.)
1...2...3
(Christen jerks as if kicking out but it is to late.)
David: Shad has pulled it off but has taken a lot out of himself in the process. But what is sassy doing?
THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH, AND STILL EWA HEAVEY WEIGHT CHAMPION…. SHADOWFLARE!!!
(Sassy jumps in the ring...She is mouthing off at Shadowflare...she looks at Christian, who is laying in the ring catching his breath, Sassy walks over to Shad, and begins to slap him on his chest.)
Kevin: I don't know but the size of Shad isn't allowing Sassy to hurt him.
(Sassy keeps mouthing out...she starts yelling out Beast's name...continuing to pound on Shad. Referee and Officials both come to her aid, As Shad just stands there looking on in shock...Christian gets to his feet and pushes everyone away from her and escorts her to the back...as she struggles to fight back continuing to yell out Beast's name.)
David: Sassy has Snapped hopefully She will be ok.
(Suddenly the Extreme o Tron Flare and the Picture of Malum Diabolus is Seen. )
Malum: Shadowflare I know you were Expecting me come down and hurt you but I have been Watching and I think Sassy Just gave you the bitch slapping you deserve.
(The Extreme o Tron goes off. and Shad angrily storms to the back)
"The Shaded One" Johnny Hawke vs. Nemesis(C)
Cruiser Weight Title Match Hair vs. Mask w/ Special ref and NO run ins!
{As we return from commercial we find the ring announcer, Curtis Green, standing in the center of the ring. He looks around the arena and slowly lifts the mic to his lips…}
Curtis: LADDDDIIIIESSSSS AND GENTLEMEN! The following match is a Hair vs. Mask match for the EWA Cruiser Weight Championship. Making his way to the ring at this time, he is the first ever CruiserWeight to win the World Wide Web Wrestling Heavy Weight title, and he is tonight’s special guest referee… this is GYYYOOOONNNN!!!
{Suddenly ‘Dragula’ by Rob Zombie begins to play over the arena speakers, smoke begins to float across the stage and a bright red light begins to pulsate from beneath. Clips of Gyon’s matches since his start in wrestling beings to flash over the screen along with several clips of Gyon along with the rest of the Wolfgang… Suddenly Gyon steps from the back stage through the smoke and heads towards the ring. His hair is pulled back in a red cord and his hands are taped with black tape. He has on a pair of black slacks and a zebra striped referee shirt. Gyon comes to the ring and climbs up onto the apron and lifts his right hand high above his head and the steps into the ring…}
Dave: I can’t believe it! Gyon is the special ref, the whole world would have sworn it was going to be Lonewolf!
Kevin: Well it looks like Hawke has this match in the bag. I mean Gyon and Hawke’s friendship goes way back to ~W4~. I’d say that Nemesis is de-masked here tonight.
Curtis: And now, coming to the ring at this time, he is the former EWA Cruiser Weight Champion. He is the self proclaimed ‘Shaded One’, the ‘Epitome of Excellence’, he is the ‘Franchise’ Johnny HAAWWKKKE!!!
{Suddenly enormous showers of pyros blast into the sky as Johnny Hawke, dressed in black jeans cowboys boots a Franchise T-shirt and taped fist with his oakleys, comes out from behind the curtain. We hear a lot of booing as he appears. The lights in the arena reflect off of his ever-present designer Oakleys as he steps down the aisle way and heads to the ring. Hawke climbs up into the ring and gives a curious look over towards Gyon and the two friends do a quick embrace…}
Dave: This really doesn’t look all the good for Nemesis, it is apartment that Gyon and Hawke are still close friends.
Kevin: Your right about that, and this is looking better and better for Hawke as it goes on.
Curtis: And finally, he is the current EWA Cruiser Weight Champion… this is NEMESIS!!!
{The camera cuts to the entryway as we see a small figure coming through the curtains. No music plays, no pyros go off as the small man dresses in a white jump suit with the words ‘Farmington Mental Hospital’ stenciled across the back. His face is covered with a black mask, and he staggers to the ring bent over with his mask covered face towards the floor. Nemesis gets about half way down the aisle way then stands up straight revealing the CruiserWeight title around his waist. He looks at Hawke and makes a motion with his hands like he is cutting hair. Nemesis then climbs to the ring.
As soon as Nemesis steps into the ring Hawke rushes him and catches Nemesis with a fist to the back of the head. Hawke then drags Nemesis into the ring and rocks the champ with a couple right hands then sends him into the far side ropes. As Nemesis is coming off the ropes Hawke catches him with a jumping leg lariat. Nemesis hits the mat hard and rolls over holding his mouth. Hawke then rolls out of the ring and shoves the timekeeper out of his chair and then slides back into the ring with the steel chair in hand.
Gyon is leaning in the corner just watching the action and makes no attempt to keep Hawke from using the chair. Hawke nails Nemesis across the back with the chair once… twice, and then a third time.}
Dave: What the hell is going on? Gyon shouldn’t be allowing Hawke to use a steel chair like that no matter how close of friends they are!
{Hawke then drops the chair and pulls Nemesis to his feet and sends him across the ring with a T-Bone suplex. Gyon then moves across the ring and picks up the steel chair and slides it out of the ring. He then motions to the timekeeper and you hear the bell dining signaling the start of the match.}
Kevin: See, Gyon knew what he was doing. The bell never sounded so Hawke didn’t do anything to cause a DQ.
{Hawke grabs the mask of Nemesis and pulls him to his feet. Hawke then nails him with a European upper cut that rocks Nemesis back. Hawke then leaps from a standing position and nails a standing drop kick to the jaw of Nemesis. Hawke moves over towards Nemesis and once again pulls him to his feet, but as Hawke pulls him up Nemesis begins to fight back and catches Hawke with a few punches to the gut. Hawke backs off and is then dropped to the match by Nemesis with a clothesline. Nemesis then straddles over Hawke and begins to lay in the rights and lefts. Gyon moves over and pulls Nemesis off of Hawke and begins to reprimand him for using closed fist. As Nemesis turns away from Gyon, Hawke comes to his feet and catches Nemesis with a quick shot to the throat. Nemesis clutches at his neck as Hawke kicks him in the gut and follows up with a DDT. Hawke goes for the pin but Nemesis is able to slip out from under him. Hawke gives Nemesis a few good stomps and then pulls him up and drops him with a hangman’s neckbreaker.
Hawke pulls Nemesis up and motions Gyon out of the way, Hawke then whips Nemesis into the corner chest fist and follows in with a high knee to the back. Nemesis slumps down into the corner, Hawke then lifts him up onto the top turnbuckle and then sets up for a Crucifix powerbomb. Nemesis has enough sense about him to realize where he is and begins to kick his feet and forces Hawke to drop him. Hawke quickly spins around but Nemesis is one step ahead and catches Hawke with a drop toehold that sends Hawke’s face crashing into the bottom turnbuckle.}
Dave: Nemesis saved himself right there, and now both me are down and out.
Kevin: I can’t believe that Nemesis had enough in him to realize what was going on!
{Both men are still down, but Gyon refuses to apply the 10 count. After a few seconds Nemesis begins to stir followed by Hawke. As the two men come to their feet Hawke throws a right hand but it’s blocked and Nemesis rocks Hawke with a right hand of his own… the another and another. Hawke is stumbling backwards into the ropes, Nemesis then goes for an Irish Whip but instead locks Hawke’s arm and drags him to the mat in a cross face submission hold…}
Dave: That’s the Maul, former wrestler John Steele’s move!
Kevin: This Nemesis guy is in serious violation of copyright infringement. Last week he used Christian Hawke’s Rebirth finisher, and now he is using the Maul!
{In the ring Hawke is screaming in pain as Nemesis pulls back with the submission hold. Gyon checks in on Hawke and then checks to make sure it isn’t a choke hold. Gyon then comes to his feet pacing the ring and running his hand through his hair as if he has no idea what to do. Suddenly Gyon reaches down and grabs Hawke’s leg and pulls him to the ropes. Gyon then beings to exercise the 5 count and forces Nemesis to release the hold.}
Dave: This isn’t fair! Nemesis had the move on fairly, and Gyon forced him to break the hold!
Kevin: Only cause Hawke’s leg was in the ropes.
Dave: But Gyon pulled Hawke into the ropes!
{Nemesis bounces to his feet and gets in Gyon’s face but Gyon just shakes his head and motions to his shirt. Nemesis turns around and moves over to Hawke and pulls him to his feet. He then sends Hawke into the ropes and as he comes back Nemesis takes him down with a head scissors take down. Hawke goes tumbling into the air and lands hard on the mat. Nemesis moves over to Hawke and slaps on a ankle lock submission and once again Hawke screams out in pain. Gyon watches this and suddenly slides out of the ring and grabs Hawke’s hand and drags him to the ropes once again. This time Nemesis releases the hold on his own and leans over the top rope yelling at Gyon. Gyon points at Nemesis and yells back until Nemesis backs off and pulls Hawke back up. Nemesis pulls Hawke to the middle of the ring and kicks him in the gut then bounces off the ropes and nails Hawke with a swinging neck breaker. Nemesis then rolls over on top of Hawke and Gyon slides into the ring and begins his count………1………2……
Gyon pulls up holding his shoulder and stops his count. Nemesis rolls over in disbelief and stares at Gyon…}
Dave: GYON STOP HIS COUNT! THIS IS BULL SHIT!
Kevin: Get over it Dave, it obvious that Gyon has a bad shoulder from all his matches over the years. And everyone knows shoulder injuries are a terrible thing to over come.
Dave: But Gyon never had a shoulder injury in his career!
Kevin: Maybe he hurt it playing volleyball… I don’t know!
{Nemesis slaps his hand on the mat 3 times and then bounces to his feet. Gyon backs up still holding his shoulder, but Nemesis ignores him and pulls Hawke to his feet. Nemesis nails Hawke with a few European upper cuts of his own and then sends Hawke across the ring. As Hawke comes of the ropes Nemesis launches himself into the air but misses a flying clothesline as Hawke’s knees buckle from under him and he falls to the mat.
Gyon moves over to Hawke and begins to shake him and slap him on the face a couple times. Hawke starts to come around and Gyon points over towards Nemesis. Hawke slowly crawls over to Nemesis and lays his arm over his chest ………1………2… KICKOUT!!
Nemesis slowly comes to his feet and as Hawke comes up Nemesis catches him from behind with a sleeper hold. Hawke struggles but Nemesis refuses to release the hold. Hawke begins to fade, but some how he is able to slip to the side of Nemesis and counters with a side suplex. Both men crash to the ground and Nemesis is forced to release the hold.}
Dave: What a move of desperation by Hawke!
Kevin: Desperation!? This is Johnny Hawke you are talking about, this man knows where he is at in the ring at all times!
{Mean while in the ring both men are coming to their feet but Hawke is able to slip in a quick right hand to the side of Nemesis head. Nemesis drops to the mat and Hawke falls into the ropes using them to hold himself up. Gyon moves over to see if he is alright but Hawke motions for him to check the time. Gyon moves over to the far side of the ring and leans through the ropes to check the time while Hawke, on the other side of the ring has pulled out a small piece of chain and lifts Nemesis’s head up and lays a huge right into his forehead. Hawke then tosses the chain out of the ring and pulls Nemesis up to his feet. Hawke grabs Nemesis and sends him across the ring and then follows through with a rolling clothesline.
Hawke then slides out of the ring and pulls Nemesis behind him. Hawke then sends Nemesis into the security railing and then into the corner post. Hawke then grabs Nemesis’s arm and slams it into the ring steps and then the ring post a couple times. Hawke then rolls Nemesis back into the ring and climbs up on the apron. As Nemesis comes to his feet he throws a wild right at Hawke but Hawke catches his arm and drops to the floor pulling Nemesis arm down across the top rope. Nemesis then drops to the mat and Hawke quickly comes back onto the apron and nails a spring board guillotine leg drop across the upper chest of Nemesis. Hawke goes for the quick pin but Nemesis is able to get his foot across the bottom rope. Hawke pulls Nemesis up and lifts him over his shoulder and drops Nemesis’s shoulder over his knee with a vicious shoulder breaker.
Hawke then moves over to the corner and leans up against the turnbuckle. He stands there for a moment Nemesis begins to stir and then come to his feet. Hawke begins to stomp his foot in the corner…}
Dave: Hawke is setting up for his ‘Sweet Kiss Goodnight’ super kick!
Kevin: This match is over! Stick a fork in Nemesis, he’s done!
{As Nemesis comes to a upright position Hawke nails him with the ‘Sweet Kiss Goodnight’. Hawke then pulls Nemesis up and signals for the Texasbreaker… he lifts Nemesis up over his shoulders but suddenly Gyon pulls Nemesis down. Hawke turns around and starts yelling at Gyon. Gyon says something and keeps pointing towards the rope and a sick smile comes over the face of Hawke. Hawke drags Nemesis over to the ropes and then turns around and tosses a pair of handcuffs, which he had in his rear pocket, to Gyon. Gyon catches the handcuffs and lifts them up for the crowd to see. Gyon then slips the handcuffs over his hand and holds them in a fist. He moves over to the ropes where Hawke is stomping away at Nemesis…}
Dave: This isn’t fair! Nemesis got the screw job this whole match! Somebody please stop this!
Kevin: Forget that! TAKE OFF HIS MATCH JOHNNY!
{Hawke lifts Nemesis’s arm up with his wrist against the rope and motions for Gyon to cuff him. Gyon moves over and nails Hawke in the side of the head with the cuffs!}
Dave: What the hell! I don’t understand any of this?
Kevin: Gyon crossed Hawke! Hawke’s best friend just stabbed him in the back!
{The crowd is in complete shock as Hawke is laid out in the middle of the ring. Nemesis slowly comes to his feet, and falls back into the corner holding himself up with the help of the turnbuckles. Suddenly a crowd can be heard as ‘Sassy’ Summer Kensington is seen coming down the aisle way. Her eyes are all puffy and it is apparent that she has been crying. She jogs down to the ring and rolls in. She comes to her knees and checks on Hawke then looks over at Gyon and then Nemesis. Sassy comes to her feet and walks over to Nemesis and the two stare down for a moment. Sassy then looks back over at Gyon and takes a mic from a ringside attendant…}
Sassy: I don’t understand the questions you seek, but your answers are clear.
{Sassy then looks back at Nemesis and her eyes are filled with pain, anger and most of all REVENGE…}
Sassy: You have been a thorn in my side since day one…Now you are going to reveal your identity to me and everyone here.
{Summer then reaches for the mask of Nemesis, she is a bit hesitant at first, but proceeds to unmask the one who put her life through hell the day he arrived. For some reason Nemesis just stands there and allows her to undo the laces on the back of his mask. After she is done she takes a deep breath and slowly pulls off the mask revealing the face of…}
Kevin: Oh My God
Dave: I can’t believe this, it is John Steele. The Beast Lives!
{The Crowd is gasping and in shock as Summer wobbles then starts to fall John. Catches her softly and lowers her to the mat. Hawke is finally moving and rolls to his knees and looks up to see John kneeling over Summer. Hawke face goes to disbelief then utter shock. Hawke points at John then shakes his head. John then reaches down and picks up the mic that Sassy dropped and looks at Hawke.}
John: Hawke! You better Call me Fucking Lazarus Because I came back from the Grave to Kick your ASS.
(At this the crowd Cheers.)
John: And while we are on the topic of surprises Johnny that First Week. The man that pinned you to the mat For the one two three. That wasn’t me
(The crowd is again stunned into silence. As Johnny Yells Then Who the Hell was it? Beast smiles at Hawke and then tosses the mic to Gyon...}
Gyon: Surprise! Surprise! Surprise! You know something Hawke, last week not only did I prove to you and the world that I was better than you in the ring, but this week I also proved that I am the better of the two when it comes to mind games!
{Hawke just continues to stare at Hawke as if he can’t believe what is happening, but Gyon ignores him and presses on…}
Gyon: Now I know you are wondering why… well I’ll tell you why! You turned you back on me Hawke! You left me to rot in the jail cell over there in that backwater town in Arkansas as you ran from RedneX! You brought this on yourself!
{Gyon then pull his shirt off and points the scar running across his belt line…}
Gyon: You see that Hawke! That’s the result of you leaving me to the wolfs over there in RedneX! If was your fault that they scared my perfection! Oh but this ain’t over just yet… not by a long shot! You see Hawke I beat you for the CruiserWeight title, and you know I can beat you over and over again! So I highly recommend you find some new titles to gun for Hawke, cause this is my fucking title!
{Gyon grabs the Cruiser Weight title from the ring announcer and lifts it high into the air. He then lowers it and turns back towards Hawke, Sassy, and Beast…}
Gyon: Now John, I want to thank you for your assistance in pulling this one over on Hawke. I mean if it wasn’t for you I could have never got this over… so I want to say… thank you…
{Beast smiles at Gyon and then turns back to Hawke, but suddenly Gyon nails Beast in the side of the head with the title belt and drops Beast to the mat…}
Gyon: SO THERE! THANKS BEAST! But you didn’t think I would allow you to get away with leaving me behind also did you. I took out Hunter earlier tonight and cost him is Hardcore title… I took Hawke on a ride he will never forget… did you for one moment think I would let you slide!?
Now of course how could I forget Sassy…
{Gyon moves towards Sassy and she begins to look around for help. Gyon pins her in the corner and comes close to her face. He then kisses her full on the mouth and then backs away…}
Gyon: Well now you know Sassy… But tell me, last week when I kissed you with my mask on did it excite you? Did it make your whole world just spin around? There is something I want you to know… I did all of this… every bit of it for you. You didn’t belong with either of these two. Neither one of them know how to treat a ‘REAL’ woman…
But then again… you aren’t a ‘REAL’ woman, your just some SLUT BITCH, and even worst you USED goods!
{Gyon then grabs Sassy by the hair and drags her to the center of the ring. He then slowly turns around with her so everyone can see her, then he knee’s her in the stomach and drops her to the ground with a DDT.
Gyon then rolls out of the ring and walks backwards to the back… Hawke, who is still half way dazed in the ring slowly crawls over to Sassy and lays his hand on her shoulder before he collapses…
We then cut to commericals for Gatorade, Energizer batteries, and the upcoming PPV ‘Shady Intentions’…}
(As we return to commercial we go straight to the backstage area. Summer is scene laying on a cot with a wash cloth on her head. She looks around and sees John standing over her. As Summer's eyes open to too Beast sitting above her, Summer's first reaction is to slap him across the face.)
Summer: MY GOD......YOU'RE ALIVE!!!!!.........
(She then places her arms around John's neck as the scene shifts to the announcers.)
Kevin: I knew it all along.
David: Bullshit! You didn’t know jack but everyone is glad to see that The Beast is alive and well
Kevin: not everyone Hawke is still recovering.
Horizen, Biggs 'n' Karl, Ray Anderson & Ric Gold, 3 Italian Chicks, Sweet Tart Express, Wayne Harrison & Sonny Reynolds, Michael & Chad Crase, Beast & Mark Gold, The Brook Sisters, PYRO & Reaper, NVC: New Victory Coalition, WAAR, Zane Alexander & ???, EoD, The Kindred
Tag Team BAttle Royal for Vacant Tag Titles
Curtis: Ladies and Gentlemen, the following match is ‘TV Time Remaining’ and is Tag Team Over the Top Battle Royal for the EWA Tag Team Titles! Coming to the ring at this time, at a total combined weight of four hundred and eighty pounds, they are Ares Krushchev and the ‘All American’ Ric Johnson… this is WAAR!
{The team of WAAR make their way down to the ring as Curtis has already started to introduce the next team…}
Curtis: And now making their way to the ring, at a total combine weight of five hundred and eighty two pounds… Katne. The Somoan Warrior… they are the NVC!
{The New Victory Coalition makes their way down to the ring and Curtis just presses on…}
Curtis: At a total combined weight of seven hundred and twenty two pounds, coming to the ring at this time PYRO and Reaper!
{Reaper and PYRO come down the aisle and head to the ring as Curtis announces the final team to start the match…}
Curtis: And their opponents, weighing in at a trim three hundred and sixty two pounds, Trish ‘The Terror’ Brooks, and Fatal Femme… the Brook Sisters!
{The Brook Sisters come down the aisle and climb into the ring as Curtis exits. All four teams are standing in each a corner staring each other team down. The bell rings and all hell breaks loose as everyone rushes to the center of the ring and a giant brawl erupts…}
Dave: Don’t look for a lot of high flying, high risk moves in a match like this. Every one of the wrestlers in the ring and the ones waiting in back to come down knows that all it takes is one mistake to be eliminated.
Kevin: There is a lot of truth in that, but also I don’t expect to see a lot of wrestling either. Your object in this match isn’t to pin or make your opponent submit, it’s to toss everyone else over the top rope to the floor and be the last team in the ring.
Dave: And don’t forget, even if on half of the tag team is eliminated, they other half still has a chance to win the titles for his team by remaining to the end. It’s basically a double elimination. And it looks like we have our first elimination already…
{As we cut back to the ring we see PYRO holding Fatal Femme in a lifting choke hold, he then easily tosses her over the top rope and she goes crashing to the floor…}
FATAL FEMME WAS ELEMINATED BY PYRO!
{The rest of the wrestlers continue to brawl in a overly manner as PYRO and Reaper double team Trish, the NVC and WAAR have seem to of fallen into their own little brawl. The Somoan Warrior is close to elimination but Ric Johnson is having a hard time sending the four hundred plus pounder over. Katne, who has broken loose from Ares is able to assist his partner and save him from Elimination with a well placed drop kick to the side of Johnson’s leg.
Meanwhile on the other side of the ring PYRO and Reaper have Trish beaten down and as PYRO lifts her up and sends her over the top rope, Reaper begins to head over to the brawl between the NVC and WAAR…}
TRISH BROOKS HAS BEEN ELEMINATED BY PYRO!
THE TEAM OF THE BROOK SISTERS HAVE BEEN ELEMINATED!
Dave: Well that’s it for the Brook sisters. They just couldn’t seem to come up with a good plan to take on the size and power of Reaper and PYRO.
Kevin: Serves that bitch Trish right. I just wish they would have kicked her around some more before tossing her out!
{WAAR is now being out gunned by both teams of NVC and PYRO and Reaper. Ric Johnson is sent to the far side ropes and is dropped to the mat with a big boot from the man PYRO. Reaper pulls Johnson up and lays in a few right hand…
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Suddenly the team of Ric Gold and Ray Anderson come sprinting out of the back and slide into the ring. With their quick movements and years of experience they dance around the team of PYRO and Reaper and make there way over to the NVC. They nail them from behind and being to beat savagely upon the their backs.
Meanwhile PYRO and Reaper have Johnson laid out on the mat and have turned their attention to Ares. Ares fights off both men with a flurry of rights and lefts but is soon over whelmed by the two men. They send Ares into the ropes and drop him with a double shoulder block as he rebounds from the ropes.
Rick Gold has Katne pinned in the corner and is laying in some boots to the mid section, as Ray Anderson attempts to out do the Somoan Warrior, but the big man over powers Anderson and sends him sprawling across the ring with a mighty shove. As Ray rolls to his feet the Somoan Warrior sends him for a loop with a vicious running clothesline…}
Dave: The tension is getting high in the arena as all four teams continue to battle it out.
Kevin: And it looks like it’s about to get even more tense, cause here comes another team!
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The team of Biggs n’ Karl come down the aisle and as they enter the ring they got after Gold and Anderson. Karl rushes to the aid of Katne and catches Ric Gold from the blind side, as Biggs lays in a few cheap shots to a down Ray Anderson who is also being stalked by the Somoan Warrior.
PYRO and Reaper are still pounding away on Ares when suddenly Ric Johnson nails Reaper from behind with a low blow. Reaper drops to the mat and PYRO spins around only to be rocked by Johnson with a huge right hand. Johnson continues to wail away on PYRO and then sends him into the ropes. Johnson drops to the mat and as PYRO hops over him Ares, who has come to his feet, catches PYRO and delivers a devastating powerslam.
Karl and Katne are double-teaming Ric Gold and together they lift him up and drop them across the knees with a gut buster. Karl then grabs Ric by his ankles and spins Gold around with a spin like move then releases him and sends him skidding across the ring. Katne hops up to the second turnbuckle and comes off with a leg drop across the chest of Ric Gold.
Meanwhile Biggs and the Somoan Warrior are trying to send Anderson over the top rope but Ray is holding on for dear life. Suddenly Ric Johnson comes over and nails the Somoan Warrior from behind and then nails Biggs with a right hand to the temple. Ray tumbles back into the ring…
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The fans erupt in a huge cheer as the team of Mark Gold and the Beast come down the aisle way and to the ring. The slide into the ring and the two men head straight for Ray Anderson and Ric Gold. Ric Gold is pulled to his feet by Beast who instantly pulls him back to the mat and locks on the MAUL. Mark Gold meanwhile has Anderson up to his feet and is laying in some nasty forearm shots to his chest. Mark forces Ray in the corner and climbs up on the second turnbuckle and lays in ten strong right hands to Ray’s head. Mark then hops down from the turnbuckle spinning in the air to face away from Ray, but as Mark lands he is turned inside out with a monster of a clothesline from Karl.
PYRO meanwhile is having a difficult time defending himself against the onslaught of Area and Johnson. Together the team of WAAR lift the big man up and drop him to the mat with a double military press slam. Reaper comes over to help his partner but ends up on the mat him self with a double clothesline for his troubles.
Suddenly the crowd goes buzzing as we see Rayne and two men dressed completely in black come down to the ring and stand at the ring side area watching the match. None of the wrestlers pay them any attention as they are too focused on the match at hand. Rayne then points to the ring and all three men then slide in the ring under the bottom rope…}
Dave: What the hell is Rayne doing here? And who are those other two men!?
Kevin: Ain’t it obvious? Rayne found a couple new friends and they must have all felt bad about being left out of the rumble. I guess they feel Izzy over looked them and they decided to fix the problem their selves instead of bothering the President. He is a very busy man after all.
{Rayne and his two dark clad friends move purposely over to the NVC and as Rayne grabs Katne by the base of the neck, his two friends grab the Somoan Warrior from behind and after a short beat down the roll him over the top of rope…}
THE SOMOAN WARRIOR HAS BEEN ELEMINATED BY THE TWO MEN IN BLACK!
{Rayne, who has Katne in his hands, slams him face down into the mat and then lifts him back up and easily tosses him over the top rope…}
KATNE HAS BEEN ELEMINATED BY RAYNE!
THE TEAM OF THE NVC HAS BEEN ELEMINATED!
{Meanwhile Biggs n’ Karl are battling it out with the team WAAR and are severally out matched. Suddenly Rayne and his two dark companions come in from behind and knock Ares and Johnson out of the way. Johnson is sent stumbling to the ropes and as he hits he flips over the top and crashes to the floor below…}
‘ALL AMERICAN’ RIC JOHNSON HAS BEEN ELEMINATED BY THE TWO MEN IN BLACK!
{Then Rayne and both of his friends being to attack Biggs n’ Karl and after a slaughter in the corner they toss both me over the top rope. Rayne and his men exit the ring and drag the team of Biggs n’ Karl to the back laying in shots here and there all the way…}
THE TEAM OF BIGGS N’ KARL HAVE BEEN ELEMINATED BY RAYNE AND THE TWO MEN IN BLACK!
{Beast and Mark Gold are still working on the still working on the team of Ric Gold and Ray Anderson, as PYRO and Reaper have squared off with WAAR once again. Beast has Ric in the center of the ring and nails a snap suplex. Mark meanwhile has lost the advantage to Ray Anderson who has Mark locked in a arm bar…
PYRO and Reaper are exchanging rights and lefts with WAAR, with neither team daring to give an inch…
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The camera cuts to the entry way to see who the next tag team is when suddenly Chad Crase steps out from behind the curtain alone…}
Dave: It’s Chad Crase, but he doesn’t have a partner! How does he plan to compete in this match?
Kevin: By himself I would say… of course he wouldn’t be alone if his brother, Michael, didn’t find himself in the hospital.
{Suddenly a sly grin comes over the face of Chad and we see a second person step out from behind the curtain…}
Dave: IT’S HAWKE! CHAD’S PARTNER IS JOHNNY HAWKE!
Kevin: See how smart Chad is, even when backed against a wall he had the sense to find the best tag partner he could! I mean look at the courage of Hawke, even after that grueling match just minutes ago he has come out to win the Tag titles!
Dave: But Kevin, Beast was in that same match with Hawke and you never mentioned anything about his courage.
Kevin: That’s because the Beast is an idiot! Hawke is a superior athlete so he can make these kind of sacrifices… Beast is just some moron who can’t even get killing himself right!
{Chad and Hawke head down to the ring and slide in under the bottom rope. Beast sees Hawke instantly and the two men collide in a flurry of punches. The two men tackle each other to the mat and roll over and over some times Hawke being on top and then Beast. Chad meanwhile is laying it into Ric Gold with some serious European style upper cuts. Chad then sends Ric to the mat with a hip toss and then drops a fist across the forehead of Gold.
PYRO and Reaper are seen on the other side of the ring still battling it out with Ares. The two men pound away on the sole survivor of WAAR and then send him into the far corner. PYRO then whips Reaper towards Ares and Reaper catches him with a big splash in the corner. Reaper pulls Ares to his feet and sends him towards PYRO with an Irish whip and PYRO nails Ares with a side walk slam.
Hawke has gotten the upper hand on Beast and is working hard on the arm as he did earlier in the cruiserweight match. Beast bellows in pain as Hawke wrenches the arm with a arm drag and twist. Hawke jerks several times on the shoulder of Beast and then takes him down with a arm bar. Hawke then pins Beast arm to the mat and drops a couple knees just below the shoulder.
Chad has Ric Gold in the corner and is stomping away at the mid section of Ric… Mark Gold comes over and lays in a few boots of his own to Ric. Chad looks over at Mark and then clobbers him with right hand. Chad follows up with his attack on Mark with a couple more right hands followed by some well placed kicks to the mid section…
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("Sun" By Live plays as well as the normal video for Shadowflare. No one comes out and the crowd boos for a while and then the music cuts.)
Dave: Where are Shadowflare and MD? They are supposed to be up next?
("Seattle was a Riot" by Anti-Flag plays and Monotinous Death fails to make his entrance.)
Curtis Green: I have been informed that since neither competitor came fourth they are eliminated from the match and they lose their chance for the Tag Titles and the EoD belongs to the masked man!
Dave: Well folks it looks like we will move right along the next team to come are on their way…
{The crowd, well at least the male members of the crowd go wild, as the team of the 3 Italian Chicks come down to the ring…}
Kevin: Now that is a tag team!
Dave: …yeah…
{The 3 Italians climb slowly up on the apron and then step into the ring under the bottom rope. They stand their for a moment as if not sure what to do. Suddenly Alexandra Capone gets a big smile on her face as if she knows exactly what to do. The struts over to the corner where Chad has Mark Gold down and softly lays his hand on his shoulder. Chad quickly spins around in a defensive crouch, he looks at Alexandra with surprise as she says something to him in Italian. Chad looks at her dumbfounded but she just smiles again and then leans forward and kisses him softly on the lips. A look of shock comes on the face of Chad, Alexandra then pulls back and turns to her sisters. She smiles as if she just won the whole match, she then turns back around and Chad lifts her into the hair with a military press… the male members of the crowd go wild as it’s apparent that Chad is getting a cheap feel as he his is holding her up between her thighs. He then turns around and tosses her out over the ropes and into the crowd. Alexandra lands in the lap of a large man with blond hair and a leather jacket…}
Dave: Lonewolf! Chad Crase just tossed Alexandra into the crowd and she landed in the lap of Lonewolf!
Kevin: I just can’t figure out who is the luckier man… Chad or Lonewolf.
{Chad is laughing at Alexandra until his eyes met those of Lonewolf. Chad looks at his former stablemate with surprise and then smiles and says something towards Lonewolf. Lonewolf cocks his head towards Chad and then slowly raises his hand and extends his middle finger. Chad becomes enraged but he is pulled up short as PYRO is thrown into Chad’s back by Ares, which almost sends Chad over. Chad spins around and nails the big man with a kick to the upper leg and then hits PYRO with a right hand. PYRO lunges at Chad but Crase ducks down and sends PYRO over the top rope with a back body drop…}
PYRO HAS BEEN ELEMINATED BY CHAD CRASE!
{Reaper charges at Ares and the two men go down in a bundle of arms and legs as the collide. The two men struggle on the mat trying to gain dominance of the other.
Chad has moved back to Mark Gold, but Mark has recovered and catches Chad with a kick to the gut. Mark then comes flying out of the corner and catches Chad with a forearm to the top of the skull.
Hawke now has Hawke on his feet and picks up into a fisherman’s suplex but then drops Beast into a brain buster. Hawke then rolls over on top of Beast and slaps on a cross face submission…}
Kevin: How great is that!? Hawke not only nails his Corporate Plunge on Beast but also slaps on Beast own’s finisher, the MAUL!
{Ric Gold is seen coming to his feet as is Ray Anderson, the two men rush the last two remaining Italian Chicks, who are still standing in awe of watching Alexandra thrown from the ring and everything else going on around them. Ric grabs Giovanna and picks her up into a body slam position then places her across the turnbuckles in a tree of woe. While Ray grabs Santina by the hair. Santina struggles to get free but Ray just laughs are her, suddenly out of desperation Santina nails Ray in the groin with a swift kick that sends him to the mat.}
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{Suddenly Horizen burst from the curtain and sprint to the ring. They instantly move towards Hawke and Beast and as Hawke pulls Beast to his feet Sage nails him with a club like left hand followed by a right. Beast is rocked by the massive rookie, then Sage whips Beast towards Eric and Starbucks catches Beast with a double arm suplex. Beast lands hard on the mat.
Chad, who is at the mercy of Mark Gold, struggles to get to his feet but he’s once again dropped to the mat by a standing drop kick by Mark.
Ric Gold pulls Giovanna down from the tree of woe and pulls her up to her feet. She is clutching her stomach as Ric pulls her around Giovanna flings her heads into the face of Ric Gold. Gold pulls back covering his eyes but Giovanna catches Ric with a sloppy looking DDT.
Ares and Reaper are against the ropes, still struggling with each other. Reaper seems to get the upper hand as he lays a knee into the mid section then follows up with a knee lift to the face of Ares. Suddenly Horizen comes over and nails both of Ares and Reaper over the top rope…}
ARES KRUSHCHEV WAS ELEMINATED BY ERIC STARBACK!
REAPER WAS ELEMINATED BY SAGE HARLOCK!
THE TEAM OF WAAR HAS BEEN ELEMINATED!
THE TEAM OF REAPER AND PYRO HAS BEEN ELEMINATED!
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Dave: Here's the 10-second countdown for the next contestant, and wait
a sec. It says here it's Horizen's mentor. We don't know who that is yet, but
I don't see a partner for them anywhere on the list.
Kevin: We're about to find out who it is though.
{The lights fade with the exception of some focused on the ring as "What Will Become" by Fear Factory begins to grind over the loudspeaker. As soon as Burton C. Bell screams "BECOME!" to start the song, black pyros erupt on the stage, causing cyan spotlights to comb over the audience while white lasers dance on the rampway. All the spotlights move, then focus on a figure who's making their way from the crowd. The figure is wearing a black robe with a hood pulled over their face, and Horizen has stopped all action in the ring. They look in fear as their instructor comes over the guardrail and pulls themselves to the top turnbuckle, pulling his arms in the sleeves. As soon as the chorus for the song hits, the teacher of Horizen pushes both arms out in mock crucifixion and snaps his head back, flinging the robe off and revealing who he is.}
Dave/Kevin: IT'S LUPIN!!!
Dave: He told Izzy G that he wanted out of the EWA! What's he doing
back!?
Kevin: He's here to teach Horizen a lesson! That's for sure!
{Lupin flings himself into the ring and makes a bee line for the team of Horizen. Hawke and Horzien shove Beast towards Lupin, but the hardcore legend drops his shoulder and sends Beast over the rope and to the floor…}
BEAST HAS BEEN ELEMINATED BY LUPIN
{Chad grabs Mark Gold and sends him across the ring where he collides with Santina and sends her tumbling over the top rope…}
SANTINA BARTUZZINNI HAS BEEN ELEMINATED BY MARK GOLD!
{Ric comes to his feet as this happens and catches Mark with a low blow that double him over. Ric then throws a upper cut from his knees and sends Mark crashing to the mat. Ray has Giovanna in the center of the ring and is lifting her up into a vertical suplex when suddenly Chad Crase catches him with a chop block to the back of his leg. Anderson is sent to the match with Giovanna landing on top.
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At the entryway Zane Alexander and Draven Genocide step out from the curtains. The look at each other and then turn and sprint to the ring. They slide under the rope and go straight for Horizen, they catch Eric and Sage from behind and Hawke is forced to face Lupin alone. Hawke accepts his fate and charges Lupin in hopes to throw him off balance. Lupin meets Hawkes charge by side stepping and catching him with a ridge hand to the chest. Hawke falls to the mat, Lupin reaches down and pulls Hawke by the hair and kicks Hawke in the stomach and takes him over with a cobra clutch suplex.
Chad, along with the help of Giovanna, pull Ray Anderson up and Chad explain her through it as they both lift him into the air and drop him with a double vertical suplex.
Ric and Mark Gold are still in the corner and Ric pulls Mark up and measures him for a right hand to the side of the jaw. Mark drops to his knees and is then caught with a quick kick by Ric.
Draven and Zane have the team of Horizen on the defense as they continue to batter the two young men back. Draven attempts to whip Eric into the ropes but Eric counters with an arm drag and pulls Draven into a knee to the gut. Eric then sends Draven to the mat with a gut wrench suplex.
Zane has Sage in the corner and is unleashing some serious rights and left, but the former shoot fighter, Sage, is able to take the blows until he counters with some of his own. Sage sends Zane rocking back and then catches Zane under the chin with a vicious open hand thrust.
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Suddenly the crowd erupts into boos as the NEW EoD, dressed in their black and blue outfits come down to the ring. They slide into the ring and nail Chad from behind. Crase is sent to the mat but is soon pulled to his feet by the members of EoD. They send him into the far side ropes and as he comes back they lift Chad up and drop him with a stun gun like across the top rope.
Ric Gold has Mark up and sends him into the corner. Ric climbs the second turn buckle and begins to hammer in some right hands but Mark shoves Ric off and over the ropes…
RIC GOLD IS ELEMINATED BY MARK GOLD!
Giovanna, who is now alone against Ray Anderson backs away as Ray moves forward on her, he lunges forward but Giovanna drops to the mat in a fetal position and Ray trips over here and falls across the ropes. He is holding his throat when suddenly from behind he is nailed Lupin with super kick who is standing nearby. Anderson tumbles backwards over the ropes…}
RAY ANDERSON IS ELEMINATED BY LUPIN!
THE TEAM OF RIC GOLD AND RAY ANDERSON HAS BEEN ELEMINATED!
{Suddenly the curtains burst open as Malum Diabolus comes out from behind the curtains…}
Dave: What is he doing here? It isn’t time for the Kindred to come out just yet!
Kevin: Maybe he has grown impatient… but who is his partner?
{Suddenly Christian comes out form back stage and together Christian and Malum head down to the ring. They slide under the rope, and as they come to their feet Malum, Christian and Johnny Hawke stare each other down for a moment. Suddenly Christian takes a swing, but instead of attacking Johnny he nails Malum from the side. Together the two Hawkes begin to wail away at Malum.
Lupin, who is now freed from Hawke returns his focus to Horizen. Lupin charges Eric and catches him off guard from behind as he is struggling with Draven. Lupin nails Eric with a double axe handle smash to the back and then grabs the back of Eric’s head and drops him with a face buster like move. Sage comes over to help is partner but takes a wild swing on Lupin who easily ducks the punch and comes up behind Sage. Sage spins and goes for a quick kick but Lupin catches his leg and sends him to the mat with a dragon screw leg whip.
Draven comes to his feet and re unites with Zane in the center of the ring. They see Chad Crase leaning in one of the corners trying to regain his composure then suddenly Zane and Draven charge Chad, but the Crase, showing his experience, drops down and sends Zane over the top rope, but is caught by Draven with a clothesline that sends Chad slamming into the corner. Draven grabs Chad’s hair and spins him around sending him over the top rope…
ZANE ALEXANDER IS ELEMINATED BY CHAD CRASE!
CHAD CRASE IS ELEMINATED BY DRAVEN GENOCIDE!
{The EoD come up and nail Mark Gold with a double sidekick and then sends him into the corner. The team of EoD pull Mark back out of the corner and then nail him with a double side Russian leg sweep.
The two Hawkes are still pounding away on Malum but Diabolus is able to catch Johnny with a low blow and begins to fight his way to his feet with Christian. Malum whips Christian into the far side ropes and as he comes back Christian leaps into the air but Malum drops to the match, Christian and Johnny collide and both men go tumbling over the top rope…}
JOHNNY HAWKE IS ELEMINATED BY CHRISTIAN HAWKE!
THE TEAM OF JOHNNY HAWKE AND CHAD CRASE HAS BEEN ELEMINATED!
CHRISTIAN HAWKE IS ELEMINATED BY JOHNNY HAWKE!
{Draven moves over to the corner where Mark Gold is leaning and nails a few quick boots to the mid section. Draven turns around and sees Giovanna rushing at him, he bends down and as Giovanna leaps at him he takes her under the legs and sends her flying over him and she goes crashing into Mark. Mark stumbles out of the corner and is then sent to the mat with a clothesline from hell.
Lupin is still battling with Horizen when the EoD comes up and nails Eric and Sage from behind. Horizen tries to fight back, but Lupins savagery and EoD’s freshness Horizen is soon taken to their knees. Lupin pulls Eric to his feet and with a savage standing sidekick the sends Eric over the top rope and crashing to the floor.
ERIC STARBACK IS ELEMINATED BY LUPIN!
{Giovanna is still dazed by her recent flight As Draven pulls her to her feet. As he is about to toss her over Mark Gold nails Draven from behind, Giovanna stumbles into the ropes and then drops down is shock. Draven comes around and he and Mark Gold begin to trade some punches. Mark begins to rock Draven back but Genocide grabs Mark and the stumble back tripping over Giovanna and the tumble out of the ring…}
DRAVEN GENCOIDE IS ELEMINATED BY GIOVANNA BARTUZZINNI!
MARK GOLD IS ELEMINATED BY GIOVANNA BARTUZZINNI!
THE TAG TEAM OF ZANE ALEXANDER AND DRAVEN GENOCIDE HAS BEEN ELEMINATED!
THE TAG TEAM OF BEAST AND MARK GOLD HAS BEEN ELEMINATED!
{Giovanna is stumbling around in a daze when suddenly Malum Diabolus comes out of now where and nails here with a fore arm shot that sends the young Italian women sailing over the ropes…}
GIOVANNA BARTUZZINNI IS ELEMINATED BY MALUM DIABOLUS!
THE TAG TEAM OF THE 3 ITALIAN CHICKS HAS BEEN ELEMINATED!
{Malum then moves over towards the brawl of the EoD, Sage, and Lupin. Malum nails Lupin with a shot to the jaw that rocks, and then tries to clothesline him over but Lupin ducks under and sends Malum sailing over the top ropes with a T-bone suplex…}
MALUM DIABOLUS IS ELEMINATED BY LUPIN!
{Lupin then turns his attention back towards Sage as the EoD seem to back off and conserve their strength. Lupin pulls Sage up and the young rookie tries to catch Lupin off guard with a hand trust but Lupin catches the arm in mid sing and performs a judo like arm toss. Sage hits the mat hard and is soon pulled back to his feet by Lupin. Lupin has the young man pinned against the ropes and has his claw like hands wrapped around the throat of Sage. The two EoD members charge forward seeing and opening and all four men collide at the ropes. The four men go tumbling over the ropes, but by some show of amazing agility the smaller of the two EoD members is able to hook the ropes and postpones his fall to the floor by a second or two after everyone else…}
SAGE HARLOCK IS ELEMINATED BY LUPIN AND THE EOD!
THE TAG TEAM OF HORIZEN HAS BEEN ELEMINATED BY LUPIN AND THE EOD!
LUPIN IS ELEMINATED BY THE EOD!
EOD MASKED MAN 1 IS ELEMINATED BY LUPIN!
THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH AS A RESULT OF BEING THE LAST TEAM WITH A MEMBER IN THE RING… THE EOD!!!
(The bell rings and "Black and Blue" raise their hands in victory. The crowd is getting suspicious. Just then, "Black" rips off his mask, revealing Shadowflare. The crowd is shocked but they begin booing. Shadowflare has a huge smile on his face. He calls for 2 microphones. He tosses one to "Blue.")
Shadowflare: I take back what I said earlier. This crowd doesn’t disgust me. This crowd… I love this crowd! You’re so gullible. So stupid! I mean, you fell for me being attacked? Please, no one could get that close to me! I’m the World Heavyweight Champion! And, I guess that means the EoD is all mine?! Just the way I wanted it!
(The crowd boos maniacally. "Blue" begins to speak.)
Blue: Well, not exactly. You see, it’s MD’s, too.
(Shadowflare looks at Blue funny. Blue rips off his mask to reveal MD.)
Monotinous Death: Because I had to endure hours underneath this stupid ass mask and I did all the work tonight!
(Shadowflare begins laughing as the crowd goes into shock.)
Monotinous Death: I could just say these are my tag titles, but I guess I’ll be nie and let you share with me, Shad.
(Jokingly.)
Shadowflare: How kind of you, Mr. EoD.
Monotinous Death: Yeah, well what are friends for?
(MD reaches his hand out to shake with Shadowflare. Not even a second of hesitation. Shadowflare grabs MD’s hand and pulls him close. The two hug. The crowd goes nuts with boos.)
Monotinous Death: Will you guys shut up? You’re ruining a Kodak moment, here! Where’s Bruce with that damn camera?
Shadowflare: I don’t know. He’s probably having sex with some guy in some cabin somewhere.
Monotinous Death: True that, true that. But if he wants to be a real EoD member… he’s going to have to work for it.
Shadowflare: You know what?
Monotinous Death: What?
Shadowflare: I feel really sorry for these fans.
Monotinous Death: Tell me about it. They bought all of this hook, line, and sinker. Me be angry at Shadowflare? Why?! Because he’s my only equal? Because he is a true friend? Because he GOT ME INTO THIS FED?! You people… I swear… you fans of wrestling, all of you, are the dumbest hicks on this planet.
(The fans boo.)
Shadowflare: But, listen, we’re wasting time here, MD. We have to get to the Hilton for our celebration party.
Monotinous Death: Yeah, it is getting late. To you fans, I bid you adeu.
(MD and Shadowflare both bow, dropping their mics to the ground. You can hear MD say "And the Oscar goes to: MD and Shadowflare" as the two begin to stand up. The show cuts out with them standing together in the ring, huge smiles on their faces, the world against them in a chorus of boos.)