Yes, I’m a guy. And I like the Backstreet Boys. Deal with it, okay? My girlfriend loves to read these stories online that people write about the Backstreet Boys, and she asked me what I thought about these sex stories.

At first, I laughed. I thought that it was funny that people would actually write these stories about real people and put them up for everyone to read. Some of those stories were good, some were really bad, and lots in between. Then Diane (my girl) asked me what I would think if all those stories were written about me and my friends. God, if only I could perform like the guys did in these stories. (Like you didn’t know it was fiction!) LOL

But as I read more and more, it got weird. What if all these people really were writing about me? I have no idea who they are and they’re imagining us doing all these things? I do like having my privacy. I had to stop reading because it was giving me the creeps – and I’m not even the person they’re writing about! I had to give the BSB a hell of a lot more credit for putting up with all that crap.

Now like they say at WWTT, I can’t speak for the BSB, but being a normal, healthy male, it was cool at first, but no more! I can’t believe all those screaming girls at concerts and on MTV write some of that stuff. Don’t all girls like romance and love and stuff? Maybe these writers don’t, but give me a break. Do some of you even think before you write some stuff? (And I’m not even going to start talking about the grammar and spelling errors.) I think WWTT is a good idea. I’m not going to post a banner or anything, but there has to be a limit. Somewhere.

(And for the record, I’m an English lit major at Boston University, so I do know how to write a decent paragraph.)