I was never one to look at anime and say, "Ohhh, I think I could get off to this", but deep down, I always knew Squaresoft had a knack for drawing up and creating some decent looking female characters. Yuffie is one of those characters. True, she may not be Chun Li , but with an attitude like the one she's got, she has oriental ho written all over her face clearer than the remnants of a five minute facial shot. Not to mention, she can be a real pain at certain points in Final Fantasy 7, but who cares anyway? Even though I would like to have Barret make Yuffie his bitch, the world of gaming we still live in is fairly tame, so my hopes are shot.
By now, you are probably wanting to know how to get her. well, for the five of you who haven't found out, here is the secret method to getting her. It's really simple if you think about it, but since I know that you all came here because you can't think for yourselves, I guess I will help you out. Only because I am in a good mood though.
First, You have to be walking around in a forest until you find her. When you fight the bitch, her name will be "Mystery Ninja". If you win (and you should) you and Yuffie will be on the screen together. The key is not to let her leave the screen at all. That means not saying anything that would let her go. She'll ask you stuff, and you will be given choices. I told her to get to steppin, but here are the answers for those who want her in their parties.
Answer 1:Not Interested.
Answer 2:......Petrified.
Answer 3:Wait a second!
Answer 4:.....That's Right.
Answer 5:....Let's hurry on.
Congratulations, buddy, because now you have Yuffie, who is no more annoying than those computer geeks who spend all day playing Quake 3 and spank to anime porn. Sorry if I offended any of you.
As an aside, I really wish Yuffie was in Aeris' place during that fateful moment with Sephiroth. Oh well.