(1) What do you call an eternity? 4 blondes at a four way stop! (2) Why do blondes have TGIF written on their shoes? TGIF=Toes Go In First (3) 3 blondes were driving to Disneyland. After being in the car for 4 hours they finally saw a sign that said "Disneyland Left," so they turned around and went home. (4) What do you call 3 blondes in a freezer? Frosted Flakes! (5) Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms? They think their picture is being taken. (6) How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch & sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool. (7) A blonde walks up to the coke machine and puts a coin in. Out pops a coke. The blonde looks amazed & runs away to get some more coins. She returns and starts feeding the machine madly and of course the machine keeps feeding out drinks. Another person walks up behind the blonde and watches her antics for a few moments before stopping & asking if someone else could have a go. The blonde spins around and shouts in her face "Can't you see I'm winning?!" (8) Ever hear about the blonde that got an AM radio? It took her a month to relize she could play it at night. (9) How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday? Tell her a joke on Wednesday.
